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Off Topic => Everything Else => Topic started by: 3raser on March 31, 2013, 11:05:17 pm
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Is it just my computer or does this website really say that it belongs to the mafia now? What happened to all the threads?
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Is it just my computer or does this website really say that it belongs to the mafia now? What happened to all the threads?
http://segabits.com
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http://segabits.com
It just says that a new group of people have taken the website over. I miss all the thread discussions that I had with people on here. They all disappeared. The forums section changed to new colors. The only discussion sections are general, of topic, and money discussion. I hate it. Go back to the way the website was before people!
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It just says that a new group of people have taken the website over. I miss all the thread discussions that I had with people on here. They all disappeared. The forums section changed to new colors. The only discussion sections are general, of topic, and money discussion. I hate it. Go back to the way the website was before people!
sent you a PM :)
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The Mafia have taken control. Best live with it or pay the price.
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The Mafia have taken control. Best live with it or pay the price.
yeah man, they just got done beating me up an hour ago, they mean serious business, i heard they are doing worse things to Barry.
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Awwwwww shit!
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Awwwwww shit!
George told me they were outside his house shooting guns! they mean business!
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This is our territory now.
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Okay, cute joke. Bring back the old shit....now. Before I sick Semmie on you. ;)
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Everyone, put on your fedoras.
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Okay, cute joke. Bring back the old shit....now. Before I sick Semmie on you. ;)
What joke? All the admins are either getting threatened or physically beat up! this ain't no joke man! you don't want them to shoot George dead do you?!?!?
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FOR DA YAKUZA!!!
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so allya bitches chillin in this bunker like some kinda war has begone against the mobb? now for real tho bout the ecco the dolphin topic when i said that game is to advanced for some peeps out here who claim to be serious gamers who put initiative to actually play the game without crying like freaking small tiny boys who cry when they see blood on their fingers.
lemme tell u peeps if i were with u guys in prison u would beg momma for astro glider cause i would be assrape u everyday if ye dont play ecco correctly.
basically this shit anno 2013 game behaviour has devided in the following as i quote one of my friends.
1. The Bandwagon idiots who have never played the game, but bash it to be cool and go along with the crowd like the mindless drone asses they are. This is the typical mainstream gamer out there who has no mind of his own.
2. Those who played it for two minutes, and then threw a tantrum because they would actually have to learn the game instead of it being dumbed down for them.
3. Those who played it, learned the game, played through the game, and just didn;t care for it. These are the only gamers of the game who's opinion even matters on the game.
4. Those who played the game, and liked it finding it to be perfectly playable, and even fun, because they have a mind of their own, and actually took the time to learn the complex controls.
thats why i said its too advanced for many of us. like crackdude for instance. now forget the bash part when i called u an asslicker. now back to serious and no emotions
to crackdude and the others who second him
didnt u guys just basically sprout pussylips when u played the game?
didnt u guys just basically got stuck in the game cause u couldnt find ur way?
didnt u guys just basically cry when the sharks attack u and then suddenly u dont know how to use the controls out of stress?
didnt u guys just basically stresspoop on the toilet out of the pressure that u had to go up to get air in the game?
didnt u guys just basically give up on the game.
why?
cause its to advanced to allya
ok ok ok maybe im wrong then prove me wrong please.
the best of u r those who fought the octopus and gave up. they at least tried. but nonetheless it proved them that the game was to advanced for them
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Okay, cute joke. Bring back the old shit....now. Before I sick Semmie on you. ;)
consider yourself sonic the hedgehog and me the shadow the hedgehog
except i do actually have a weener and pants on. so fantasize me as shadow the hedgehog with underpants on
and fantasize u as being sonic the hedgehog with latina string on with cupcake patterns
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oh god XD you're killing me semmie, i'm in stitches.
i shouldn't be laughing like this i need to go to bed real soon.
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so allya bitches chillin in this bunker like some kinda war has begone against the mobb? now for real tho bout the ecco the dolphin topic when i said that game is to advanced for some peeps out here who claim to be serious gamers who put initiative to actually play the game without crying like freaking small tiny boys who cry when they see blood on their fingers.
lemme tell u peeps if i were with u guys in prison u would beg momma for astro glider cause i would be assrape u everyday if ye dont play ecco correctly.
basically this shit anno 2013 game behaviour has devided in the following as i quote one of my friends.
1. The Bandwagon idiots who have never played the game, but bash it to be cool and go along with the crowd like the mindless drone asses they are. This is the typical mainstream gamer out there who has no mind of his own.
2. Those who played it for two minutes, and then threw a tantrum because they would actually have to learn the game instead of it being dumbed down for them.
3. Those who played it, learned the game, played through the game, and just didn;t care for it. These are the only gamers of the game who's opinion even matters on the game.
4. Those who played the game, and liked it finding it to be perfectly playable, and even fun, because they have a mind of their own, and actually took the time to learn the complex controls.
thats why i said its too advanced for many of us. like crackdude for instance. now forget the bash part when i called u an asslicker. now back to serious and no emotions
to crackdude and the others who second him
didnt u guys just basically sprout pussylips when u played the game?
didnt u guys just basically got stuck in the game cause u couldnt find ur way?
didnt u guys just basically cry when the sharks attack u and then suddenly u dont know how to use the controls out of stress?
didnt u guys just basically stresspoop on the toilet out of the pressure that u had to go up to get air in the game?
didnt u guys just basically give up on the game.
why?
cause its to advanced to allya
ok ok ok maybe im wrong then prove me wrong please.
the best of u r those who fought the octopus and gave up. they at least tried. but nonetheless it proved them that the game was to advanced for them
Please tell me all of that is just one big April Fools joke?consider yourself sonic the hedgehog and me the shadow the hedgehog
except i do actually have a weener and pants on. so fantasize me as shadow the hedgehog with underpants on
and fantasize u as being sonic the hedgehog with latina string on with cupcake patterns
Nai-ne? O_o
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to crackdude and the others who second him
didnt u guys just basically sprout pussylips when u played the game?
Oh god why can't I stop laughing ahahah
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The Mafia did not take your latest comments lightly semmie. You better pay up those 3$50 quick or they'll make you sprout pussy lips. This is an advice, from man to peep know what I'm sayin
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Sorry all, I farted into my microphone and possibly started world console war 3... (That didn't really happen of course)
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if you wanna join.
u basically duck down ill put a coin on the ground.
it is just to trick u. and to reward you for your humbleness.
u know what im saying right?
3.50 ill pay you 50cent for a whole night with the sega crew. u get me billy boy? wuahahahha(pulp fiction style)
now thats sick huh?
in al seriousness. im cool with you but it just was to suspisious seeying you always reply after barry Larry talks about something.
maybe its me being paranoid(i think thats the case)
ill let u be . ok ok ok
here is the 3.50 and go buy some twizzlers
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The Mafia appreciates your loyalty. Gotta stick together bro
And yeah you're paranoid as fuck dude lol
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Sorry all, I farted into my microphone and possibly started world console war 3... (That didn't really happen of course)
unless u played hyperdimension neptunia and believe innit. other then that it didnt happen unless u believe in hyperdimension neptunia as some kind of thing thats gonna occure.
like hyperdimension neptunia is some sacred book such as the bible or budhist stuff.. but if u dont believe in hyperdimension neptunia as a devine scripture i consider u a blasphemous person.
join the hyperdimension neptunia crew or face a killing by throw down into a pit with spikes
I DARE U HAAAAAAAAAAAA.
CONVERT TO FUCKING HYPERDIMENSION NEPTUNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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Is the battlefield 3 background here to stay? It does look rather cool
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me n d'shawn:
(http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/abec2f83e42654dc70917b797d98ba27/l.jpg)
yo, like, peeps be sayin mo money mo problemz but i gotta educate all of you on somethin:
that aint the case!
yo, i may not be able to spell full words - and i may be called a fool for doin so - but yo u all gotta listen up:
you carry cash money in yo wallet an itz all good.
me n my boi d'shan were chillin at sbarro when dis fine lil cute thang nikki came up to us. she wuz all like "yo boys who into sega n who into nintendo?" n me n d'shan were like "yo baby we both into sega" n she wuz like "mmm yo dis is hard cuz i wanna get banged by a hot yung stud who like sega but i only want 1 boi" so i sed "d'shan n i will open our walletz, who eva haz the most cash money$ will get bangin"
nikki agreed n guess what. I HAD $11 in my wallet! d'shan had $1 n it wasnt even a bill, it wuz 1 a dem lame ass sackofjaweewas coinz that look like cheep ass shit. so me n nikki hooked up n it all wuz bcuz of the money i had n the teachingz of kareem abdul jabbar. yo
nikki:
(http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/97/adf8b966c01e4cc3b48aea38d0be1dc9/l.jpg)
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ok lemme start
i felt on the ground and didnt know i had blood so i kept skating untill someone said u got blood.
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yo crackdude quit lickin crack.
life is a battlefield
love is a battlefield
hardcore gaming is a battlefield
battlefield 3.
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i really dont wanna insult anyone i swear this time but doesnt she look suspisiously like a man. i mean more like yeah im a man but i look like a woman.
not like shania twain whatevah she said : man i feel like a woman
anyways dont have any cash in my wallet since i pay with the card and i hardly go out cause thats a waste for money. i dont wanna be a monkey waiting to get a chick. guess what i got mines. the furthest i would go is some kinda pub or cafe to talk shizzle. nah not going out
ull be broke in no time then.
check the pic under and focus on it
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r u sure that aint a ladyboy
why didnt u come up with better like
(http://i46.tinypic.com/1xzyu8.jpg)
man surely they say
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
and what u behold there barry? my oh my thank god we all have different tastes
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WTF dude? that girl is a girl. i banged her, i know. the real test for any chick is to bang em n if it workz n if the piecez line up then they a chick.
yo my boy mikey (RIP) met diz hot lil number at a club n took her home to his parents place (they wuz outta town) n he got her down to her pantiez when he saw a buldge n knew he had a ladyboy on his handz. but mokey bein who he wuz didnt discriminate n he did her (she did him actually) but that wuz the test n she failed even tho she made it with my boi mokey anyway.
n what r u postin? that lookz like princess jasmine n she a cartoon! lol you be talkin bout ladyboyz but you be sharin picz of CARTOON chickz! yo look:
(http://i.imgur.com/hnsJteY.jpg)
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WTF dude? that girl is a girl. i banged her, i know. the real test for any chick is to bang em n if it workz n if the piecez line up then they a chick.
yo my boy mikey (RIP) met diz hot lil number at a club n took her home to his parents place (they wuz outta town) n he got her down to her pantiez when he saw a buldge n knew he had a ladyboy on his handz. but mokey bein who he wuz didnt discriminate n he did her (she did him actually) but that wuz the test n she failed even tho she made it with my boi mokey anyway.
n what r u postin? that lookz like princess jasmine n she a cartoon! lol you be talkin bout ladyboyz but you be sharin picz of CARTOON chickz! yo look:
(http://i.imgur.com/hnsJteY.jpg)
man u wish man. u would kneel for her and say oh persian godess marry me.
come on honestly....
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no way man. shes a cartoon! cmon maaaan!
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Aw man barry u got disgusting taste. You honest with us please tell if you homo.
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Damnnn she is ugly barry. Admit that semmie is right. She really looks like a man. Semmie has a point ;)
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Damnnn she is ugly barry. Admit that semmie is right. She really looks like a man. Semmie has a point ;)
man thats what im trying to tell him. but like i said beauty is in the eye of the beholder.. he says that the girl i posted is ugly. speaking of weirdness
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I would like to apply for a job as en entry-level enforcer to da highest bidder, yo.
I ain't playin' around, see...
If the boss says you gotta pay, I'll come to collect. Any funny business and I just might have to be unpleasant.
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u say beauty is in the eye of the beholder
but fuck dat the real beholder is my personal "man upstairs".
I'm talkin bout my bro Mikey who died last year in a forklift accident. http://themafia.segabits.com/?p=97
I'd do anything for him. i even did his mom and sister in one go. it was reallll nice.
anyway maybe u the real shemale semmie cuz you spoutin some real craz shizz werdz wif friendz 2013 remix style you know what im sayin?
i even wrote a rap:
semmie lemme finish cuz i got something to say
stayin in school is a-okay
they teach you shit that you don't know
like spellin "U" like "YOU" by addin "WHY" and "OH"
now i know you be trippin like Kevin Ware
yer leg be snappin back like you dont care
but i got some news for you, you in disrepair
your like Nick at Night and I'm Double Dare
(http://grandgood.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/011309_ohsnap.jpg)
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yo, i got this guy i want you to rough up. his name rhymes with "lemmie"
i dont want you to hurt him or anything really. jus smack him with a rolled up nintendo power, right on the ass. i want a red lil spot on dat haterz booty. red as Mario's hat, you dig? so not too hard, cuz i dont want a Sonic blue spot on diz boyz ass. just a lil Mario mark.
I'll give you 100 kudos if you do it.
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Contest time! Just reply to this topic and I'll give you some kudos points. Kudos mean nothing, but maybe someday u can trade em in for Battlefield 3 DLC or some shit.
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maybe some day ;) will u give us skittles? not the red ones pls
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okay
i was browsin the forumz n this dude named semmie started postin and i was like
(http://linkoroo.com/images/content/images/Crazy-Face-364-large.jpg)
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Oh! I want the blue skittles!
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im broke man, i only got 20 dollarz. lend me some gold
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Yo! Lemme up in dis shit, man! How's one gotta join?
Do I gots'a beat down sum plumbers? Smack a pink hedgehog 'round? Maybe spraypaint all over some signs while tweaking out to Rob Zombie?
Le' a bro know, yo!
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yo crackdude quit lickin crack.
life is a battlefield
love is a battlefield
hardcore gaming is a battlefield
battlefield 3.
Snap homes, u shoud do dat markatering shit dawg
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PM me for sweet swag for your kudos
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Yo dawgs hook me up sum hoes homies. Join me at the docks 420 we rollin bitches
(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/4686/imageduhd.jpg)
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yo. im gunna blow your MIND.
you IN IT ALREADY!
(http://images.wikia.com/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/b/b3/Kevin-Butler-Mind-Blown.gif)
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(http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00WvOQzKtMvYpT/Fork-Hoe-with-Handle.jpg)
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A dolla for a holla is all i gets
Wit dem dollas all i get is dem tits
My dickz a 20 fo da shizzle it gets
U cant control after dis beat hitz
A dolla in my poket is a g in da bank
Fresh up niggas step up my g rank
Mess wit me i bring u da pain
Slap ur ass insane ull remember da name
Crack, crack, crackdude
Crack, crack, crackdude
Barrys not homo semmis awight
Pump dis beat up hold on tight
Ill bust u up, asslickin peeps
Ull sprout pussy lips mad freeks
Im crack, crack in the name
Crackin yo brain make u insane
eye of the beholder watch me smack
Flippin dem bitches like burgers big mac
So yo yo don mess with da best
Semmie step it up to da test
Crackdude lays it down like prest - oh!
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Dis nigga knows what im talkin about, main man barry snoops
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true hoes are the best. better den real hoes for real. you stick that hoe handle up yo ass and you set for the night.
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crackdude got 10 free kudos.
TJKitsune got 10 free kudos.
semmie got nothin cuz he insulted nikki.
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in case you missed the announcement you can view it here:
http://segabits.com/wp-content/themes/segabits4/mafia.php
Using our lock-on powers with Sonic Retro we are slowly beating out the Mafia, they still have control of the forums though! patience!
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Oh, Snap!!
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I thought I was the shit with my ho, hangin' wit' her out in them grounds.
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_420/1247819885j0ALGy.jpg)
Den I saw Superman and his ho....I got all jelly..
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5568461312/hA2A362E4/)
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man smoke weed combined with skunk and skuff and at the same time drink gold strike 50 prcnt alc
see whos the last man standing
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wtf hahahhaha lol allright allright barry i admit thats a good diss. kudos
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Do these Kudos points transfer to Project Gotham Racing? (Imagining that sweet clicking kudos-accrual sound effect)
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Do these Kudos points transfer to Project Gotham Racing? (Imagining that sweet clicking kudos-accrual sound effect)
You mean Metropolis Street Racer right?
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ive banned that sega hater. Centrale has been... punished...
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>:D
Ah, ah,ah... As you wish sir. Business before pleasure.
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Will shifted our great Mafia forums down to the bottom. screw him and screw the police :cop: :cop: :cop: :cop:
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consider yourself sonic the hedgehog and me the shadow the hedgehog
except i do actually have a weener and pants on. so fantasize me as shadow the hedgehog with underpants on
and fantasize u as being sonic the hedgehog with latina string on with cupcake patterns
You do realize I'd piss on you if I was on fire, right? Yes, I could be burning to death - screaming in horrible agony - and I'd still take the time needed to spite you properly.
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How many Kudos do I get? What's the shipping cost per Kudo to Alaska?
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You get 20 kudos points, I added an extra 10 to cover shipping.
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20 kudos for mylifewithsega
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I'm at -11 now. I'm crushed. Is the Mafia gonna' spank me with a gold-encrusted strap-on?
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I'm at -11 now. I'm crushed. Is the Mafia gonna' spank me with a gold-encrusted strap-on?
LOL
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yo, i got this guy i want you to rough up. his name rhymes with "lemmie"
i dont want you to hurt him or anything really. jus smack him with a rolled up nintendo power, right on the ass. i want a red lil spot on dat haterz booty. red as Mario's hat, you dig? so not too hard, cuz i dont want a Sonic blue spot on diz boyz ass. just a lil Mario mark.
I'll give you 100 kudos if you do it.
OH GOD LOL
im so slow, i just realized who you are referring to XD
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Will gets a blue Sonic mark on his azz, cuz he is true blue
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Thanks a lot you jerks. Five thugs showed up at my flat yesterday afternoon and beat the hell out of me with copies of MSR. And those old jewel cases are brittle and sharp.
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Thanks a lot you jerks. Five thugs showed up at my flat yesterday afternoon and beat the hell out of me with copies of MSR. And those old jewel cases are brittle and sharp.
those were former bizarre creations staff members
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I want more negative Kudos points. You can take all those "positive" points and fist a Game Genie with 'em for all I care. He'll give you the three wishes of pain, pleasure and passion after he's fisted your favorite spank-sock.
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Here I thought "lemmie" was thick. Look, I have dibs on this twat-scrubber. End of discussion. I have a love letter for this bitch, yeah? You know what that is? It's a bullet....straight from my Stunner to his heart. *unzips shirt*
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Will gets a blue Sonic mark on his azz, cuz he is true blue
thanks, but no thanks, you can give that one to "lemmie" too
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red mark on one cheek, blue on the other, call his backside Mario & Sonic!
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I want more negative Kudos points.
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dayuuum
mylifewithsega be raining with kudos
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This post....is awesome.
Otherwise....POWER! UNLIMITED POOOWEEER!
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Palpatine is the man. Episode VII will be shit simply because he won't be in it.
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He'll be back....he has to be. *weeps*
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how much kudos gold does max cady "the enforcer" want for such an operation.
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I've merged all the mafia topics together as we can't keep the Mafia Forums forever. I didn't want to delete the memories though, so, enjoy!
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ah, memories! I think we need to print this thread and frame it... in our crib, yo.
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ah, memories! I think we need to print this thread and frame it... in our crib, yo.
word, dawg
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word, dawg
If this version had gangster letter correction and punctuation, I'd bet it sell!
On another wild thought, poor A.J. Stuck with a negative 16 bit register negative Rep. I thought I was hated enough around here dealing with Team Andromeda and ROJM over their "expertise" in the Sega classics forum about the old Sega CD.
Good Times! >:D