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Offline George

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WTF: Why was this game made?
« on: February 24, 2010, 02:36:22 pm »
Post games that shouldn't have ever been made. I'll start it off with a favorite:

HATRIS .... yes... a game like tetris, with hats.
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Offline Emmett The Crab

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Re: WTF: Why was this game made?
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2010, 02:48:18 pm »
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Bubble Ghost.  This game is the opposite of fun.
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Offline crackdude

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Re: WTF: Why was this game made?
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2010, 02:55:17 pm »
I used to be so boss at Bubble Ghost!

This brought me fond memories of Circus Charlie as well.
Why the fuck did I enjoy playing these games is beyond me.
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Re: WTF: Why was this game made?
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2010, 03:04:28 pm »
I bought this game for 30pence.

I though, It can't be that bad.... right?
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Even the kid in the advert looks bored.
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Offline Barry the Nomad

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Re: WTF: Why was this game made?
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2010, 03:06:32 pm »
Boonga Boonga! The asshole fingering game!

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Offline Emmett The Crab

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Re: WTF: Why was this game made?
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2010, 03:26:13 pm »
Quote from: "Snowcat"
I bought this game for 30pence.

I though, It can't be that bad.... right?
[youtube:3vka1rl4]KfyDk5iXwi4[/youtube:3vka1rl4]

Even the kid in the advert looks bored.

I owned ET.  It was horrendously bad.  It's all about falling in holes and collecting Reeces Pieces.  The Reeces Pieces buy you more time before you die.  You have to collect the phone pieces to get rescued.
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Offline Orta

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Re: WTF: Why was this game made?
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2010, 03:54:13 pm »
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Offline Snowcat

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Re: WTF: Why was this game made?
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2010, 04:25:32 pm »
Quote from: "Emmett The Crab"
Quote from: "Snowcat"
I bought this game for 30pence.

I though, It can't be that bad.... right?
[youtube:3umknd2i]KfyDk5iXwi4[/youtube:3umknd2i]

Even the kid in the advert looks bored.

I owned ET.  It was horrendously bad.  It's all about falling in holes and collecting Reeces Pieces.  The Reeces Pieces buy you more time before you die.  You have to collect the phone pieces to get rescued.


...Im glad you explained that because I honestly had no idea what the hell to do...

I actually thought the point of the game was to walk around until you got raped.
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Re: WTF: Why was this game made?
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2010, 05:14:08 pm »
Rubik's Cube for Atari
Why the fuck would anyone want to play Rubik's cube on an Atari!? What possible benefit does it have over a regular Rubik's Cube!?
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Jenga for Wii
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The King of Fighters '98 for Genesis
Okay, this is just weird, but actually funny (I have this on my Wiz). They tried to make some Capcom vs SNK game on Genesis (Romhack) by combining Fatal Fury, Art of Fighting and SF2 Sprites. Check out Terry Bogard (or Treey) with Sagat's Laugh. Fucking. Hilarious.
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Offline ImSmartUrDum

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Re: WTF: Why was this game made?
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2010, 01:56:43 am »
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I used to be so boss at Bubble Ghost!

This brought me fond memories of Circus Charlie as well.
Why the fuck did I enjoy playing these games is beyond me.

I still enjoy Bubble Ghost, although I've only ever played the Gameboy version  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:
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Re: WTF: Why was this game made?
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2010, 07:34:16 am »
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Creepy story elements aside, I think that game is more a matter of "why wasn't this game finished?" But I can understand why you put this here as it was released as is. It would have been better off being aborted and never seeing the light of day outside of SEGA labs.
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Re: WTF: Why was this game made?
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2019, 09:36:24 pm »
Virtua Fighter Kids.

They should've just added all of those chars as an unlockable chars for VF2.

Offline Superglue

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Re: WTF: Why was this game made?
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2019, 11:22:40 pm »
Aliens: Colonial Marines

Bubsy 3D

Carmageddon 64

Fallout 76

Need For Speed: Most Wanted (the 2012 version. The 2005 version was awesome.)

Slave Zero