But their already ON fucking PC, just put them up on GOG.com which is made for these games. I'm not asking for SEGA to remake the games on PC. Just patch them to work on Windows 8 which GOG already does for plenty of games on their store.
And no, Typing of the Dead isn't on Steam. That is Typing of the Dead: Overkill based on Overkill the game. Not the classics.
Also: Fuck you, Outrun 2006 would make money.