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Title: THE MAFIA 2013 April Fools Madness
Post by: 3raser on March 31, 2013, 11:05:17 pm
Is it just my computer or does this website really say that it belongs to the mafia now? What happened to all the threads?
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Happy Cat on March 31, 2013, 11:06:16 pm
Is it just my computer or does this website really say that it belongs to the mafia now? What happened to all the threads?

http://segabits.com
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: 3raser on March 31, 2013, 11:17:33 pm
http://segabits.com

It just says that a new group of people have taken the website over. I miss all the thread discussions that I had with people on here. They all disappeared. The forums section changed to new colors. The only discussion sections are general, of topic, and money discussion. I hate it. Go back to the way the website was before people!
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Happy Cat on March 31, 2013, 11:19:50 pm
It just says that a new group of people have taken the website over. I miss all the thread discussions that I had with people on here. They all disappeared. The forums section changed to new colors. The only discussion sections are general, of topic, and money discussion. I hate it. Go back to the way the website was before people!

sent you a PM :)
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Ben on March 31, 2013, 11:33:34 pm
The Mafia have taken control. Best live with it or pay the price.
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Happy Cat on March 31, 2013, 11:38:04 pm
The Mafia have taken control. Best live with it or pay the price.

yeah man, they just got done beating me up an hour ago, they mean serious business, i heard they are doing worse things to Barry.
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Ben on March 31, 2013, 11:40:19 pm
Awwwwww shit!
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Happy Cat on March 31, 2013, 11:41:58 pm
Awwwwww shit!

George told me they were outside his house shooting guns! they mean business!
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Skyler on March 31, 2013, 11:43:36 pm
This is our territory now.
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: mylifewithsega on March 31, 2013, 11:47:01 pm
Okay, cute joke. Bring back the old shit....now. Before I sick Semmie on you.  ;)
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: InstantSonic on March 31, 2013, 11:47:59 pm
Everyone, put on your fedoras.
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Happy Cat on March 31, 2013, 11:48:11 pm
Okay, cute joke. Bring back the old shit....now. Before I sick Semmie on you.  ;)

What joke? All the admins are either getting threatened or physically beat up! this ain't no joke man! you don't want them to shoot George dead do you?!?!?
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Kori-Maru on March 31, 2013, 11:48:46 pm
FOR DA YAKUZA!!!
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: semmie on April 01, 2013, 01:19:47 am
so allya bitches chillin in this bunker like some kinda war has begone against the mobb? now for real tho bout the ecco the dolphin topic when i said that game is to advanced for some peeps out here who claim to be serious gamers who put initiative to actually play the game without crying like freaking small tiny boys who cry when they see blood on their fingers.

lemme tell u peeps if i were with u guys in prison u would beg momma for astro glider cause i would be assrape u everyday if ye dont play ecco correctly.
basically this shit anno 2013 game behaviour has devided in the following as i quote one of my friends.

1. The Bandwagon idiots who have never played the game, but bash it to be cool and go along with the crowd like the mindless drone asses they are. This is the typical mainstream gamer out there who has no mind of his own.

2. Those who played it for two minutes, and then threw a tantrum because they would actually have to learn the game instead of it being dumbed down for them.

3. Those who played it, learned the game, played through the game, and just didn;t care for it. These are the only gamers of the game who's opinion even matters on the game.

4. Those who played the game, and liked it finding it to be perfectly playable, and even fun, because they have a mind of their own, and actually took the time to learn the complex controls.

thats why i said its too advanced for many of us. like crackdude for instance. now forget the bash part when i called u an asslicker. now back to serious and no emotions

to crackdude and the others who second him

didnt u guys just basically sprout pussylips when u played the game?
didnt u guys just basically got stuck in the game cause u couldnt find ur way?
didnt u guys just basically cry when the sharks attack u and then suddenly u dont know how to use the controls out of stress?
didnt u guys just basically stresspoop on the toilet out of the pressure that u had to go up to get air in the game?
didnt u guys just basically give up on the game.

why?
cause its to advanced to allya

ok ok ok maybe im wrong then prove me wrong please.
the best of u r those who fought the octopus and gave up. they at least tried. but nonetheless it proved them that the game was to advanced for them
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: semmie on April 01, 2013, 01:22:50 am
Okay, cute joke. Bring back the old shit....now. Before I sick Semmie on you.  ;)

consider yourself sonic the hedgehog and me the shadow the hedgehog
except i do actually have a weener and pants on. so fantasize me as shadow the hedgehog with underpants on
and fantasize u as being sonic the hedgehog with latina string on with cupcake patterns
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Happy Cat on April 01, 2013, 01:23:38 am
oh god XD you're killing me semmie, i'm in stitches.

i shouldn't be laughing like this i need to go to bed real soon.
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Kori-Maru on April 01, 2013, 01:28:16 am
so allya bitches chillin in this bunker like some kinda war has begone against the mobb? now for real tho bout the ecco the dolphin topic when i said that game is to advanced for some peeps out here who claim to be serious gamers who put initiative to actually play the game without crying like freaking small tiny boys who cry when they see blood on their fingers.

lemme tell u peeps if i were with u guys in prison u would beg momma for astro glider cause i would be assrape u everyday if ye dont play ecco correctly.
basically this shit anno 2013 game behaviour has devided in the following as i quote one of my friends.

1. The Bandwagon idiots who have never played the game, but bash it to be cool and go along with the crowd like the mindless drone asses they are. This is the typical mainstream gamer out there who has no mind of his own.

2. Those who played it for two minutes, and then threw a tantrum because they would actually have to learn the game instead of it being dumbed down for them.

3. Those who played it, learned the game, played through the game, and just didn;t care for it. These are the only gamers of the game who's opinion even matters on the game.

4. Those who played the game, and liked it finding it to be perfectly playable, and even fun, because they have a mind of their own, and actually took the time to learn the complex controls.

thats why i said its too advanced for many of us. like crackdude for instance. now forget the bash part when i called u an asslicker. now back to serious and no emotions

to crackdude and the others who second him

didnt u guys just basically sprout pussylips when u played the game?
didnt u guys just basically got stuck in the game cause u couldnt find ur way?
didnt u guys just basically cry when the sharks attack u and then suddenly u dont know how to use the controls out of stress?
didnt u guys just basically stresspoop on the toilet out of the pressure that u had to go up to get air in the game?
didnt u guys just basically give up on the game.

why?
cause its to advanced to allya

ok ok ok maybe im wrong then prove me wrong please.
the best of u r those who fought the octopus and gave up. they at least tried. but nonetheless it proved them that the game was to advanced for them
Please tell me all of that is just one big April Fools joke?
consider yourself sonic the hedgehog and me the shadow the hedgehog
except i do actually have a weener and pants on. so fantasize me as shadow the hedgehog with underpants on
and fantasize u as being sonic the hedgehog with latina string on with cupcake patterns
Nai-ne? O_o
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: crackdude on April 01, 2013, 05:27:31 am
to crackdude and the others who second him

didnt u guys just basically sprout pussylips when u played the game?
Oh god why can't I stop laughing ahahah
Title: Semmie peeps
Post by: crackdude on April 01, 2013, 05:33:00 am
The Mafia did not take your latest comments lightly semmie. You better pay up those 3$50 quick or they'll make you sprout pussy lips. This is an advice, from man to peep know what I'm sayin
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: ungibbed on April 01, 2013, 06:05:41 am
Sorry all, I farted into my microphone and possibly started world console war 3... (That didn't really happen of course)
Title: Re: Semmie peeps
Post by: semmie on April 01, 2013, 06:08:15 am
  if you wanna join.
u basically duck down ill put a coin on the ground.
it is just to trick u. and to reward you for your humbleness.

u know what im saying right?

3.50 ill pay you 50cent for a whole night with the sega crew. u get me billy boy? wuahahahha(pulp fiction style)

now thats sick huh?


in al seriousness. im cool with you but it just was to suspisious seeying you always reply after barry Larry talks about something.
maybe its me being paranoid(i think thats the case)
ill let u be . ok ok ok

here is the 3.50 and go buy some twizzlers
Title: Re: Semmie peeps
Post by: crackdude on April 01, 2013, 06:12:42 am
The Mafia appreciates your loyalty. Gotta stick together bro

And yeah you're paranoid as fuck dude lol
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: semmie on April 01, 2013, 06:13:10 am
Sorry all, I farted into my microphone and possibly started world console war 3... (That didn't really happen of course)

unless u played hyperdimension neptunia and believe innit. other then that it didnt happen unless u believe in hyperdimension neptunia as some kind of thing thats gonna occure.
like hyperdimension neptunia is some sacred book such as the bible or budhist stuff.. but if u dont believe in hyperdimension neptunia as a devine scripture i consider u a blasphemous person.

join the hyperdimension neptunia crew or face a killing by throw down into a pit with spikes


I DARE U HAAAAAAAAAAAA.
CONVERT TO FUCKING HYPERDIMENSION NEPTUNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: crackdude on April 01, 2013, 06:14:16 am
Is the battlefield 3 background here to stay? It does look rather cool
Title: How much cash you carrying in yo wallet?
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 07:33:08 am
me n d'shawn:

(http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/abec2f83e42654dc70917b797d98ba27/l.jpg)

yo, like, peeps be sayin mo money mo problemz but i gotta educate all of you on somethin:

that aint the case!

yo, i may not be able to spell full words - and i may be called a fool for doin so - but yo u all gotta listen up:

you carry cash money in yo wallet an itz all good.

me n my boi d'shan were chillin at sbarro when dis fine lil cute thang nikki came up to us. she wuz all like "yo boys who into sega n who into nintendo?" n me n d'shan were like "yo baby we both into sega" n she wuz like "mmm yo dis is hard cuz i wanna get banged by a hot yung stud who like sega but i only want 1 boi" so i sed "d'shan n i will open our walletz, who eva haz the most cash money$ will get bangin"

nikki agreed n guess what. I HAD $11 in my wallet! d'shan had $1 n it wasnt even a bill, it wuz 1 a dem lame ass sackofjaweewas coinz that look like cheep ass shit. so me n nikki hooked up n it all wuz bcuz of the money i had n the teachingz of kareem abdul jabbar. yo

nikki:

(http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/97/adf8b966c01e4cc3b48aea38d0be1dc9/l.jpg)
Title: random insanity moments
Post by: semmie on April 01, 2013, 07:33:14 am
ok lemme start

i felt on the ground and didnt know i had blood so i kept skating untill someone said u got blood.
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 07:37:38 am
yo crackdude quit lickin crack.

life is a battlefield

love is a battlefield

hardcore gaming is a battlefield

battlefield 3.
Title: Re: How much cash you carrying in yo wallet?
Post by: semmie on April 01, 2013, 07:45:23 am
i really dont wanna insult anyone i swear this time but doesnt she look suspisiously like a man. i mean more like yeah im a man but i look like a woman.

not like shania twain whatevah she said : man i feel like a woman

anyways dont have any cash in my wallet since i pay with the card and i hardly go out cause thats a waste for money. i dont wanna be a monkey waiting to get a chick. guess what i got mines. the furthest i would go is some kinda pub or cafe to talk shizzle. nah not going out
ull be broke in no time then.

check the pic under and focus on it

(http://i49.tinypic.com/b541mp.png)

r u sure that aint a ladyboy

why didnt u come up with better like

(http://i46.tinypic.com/1xzyu8.jpg)

man surely they say

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

and what u behold there barry? my oh my thank god we all have different tastes


Title: Re: How much cash you carrying in yo wallet?
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 07:56:02 am
WTF dude? that girl is a girl. i banged her, i know. the real test for any chick is to bang em n if it workz n if the piecez line up then they a chick.

yo my boy mikey (RIP) met diz hot lil number at a club n took her home to his parents place (they wuz outta town) n he got her down to her pantiez when he saw a buldge n knew he had a ladyboy on his handz. but mokey bein who he wuz didnt discriminate n he did her (she did him actually) but that wuz the test n she failed even tho she made it with my boi mokey anyway.

n what r u postin? that lookz like princess jasmine n she a cartoon! lol you be talkin bout ladyboyz but you be sharin picz of CARTOON chickz! yo look:

(http://i.imgur.com/hnsJteY.jpg)
Title: Re: How much cash you carrying in yo wallet?
Post by: semmie on April 01, 2013, 07:59:00 am
WTF dude? that girl is a girl. i banged her, i know. the real test for any chick is to bang em n if it workz n if the piecez line up then they a chick.

yo my boy mikey (RIP) met diz hot lil number at a club n took her home to his parents place (they wuz outta town) n he got her down to her pantiez when he saw a buldge n knew he had a ladyboy on his handz. but mokey bein who he wuz didnt discriminate n he did her (she did him actually) but that wuz the test n she failed even tho she made it with my boi mokey anyway.

n what r u postin? that lookz like princess jasmine n she a cartoon! lol you be talkin bout ladyboyz but you be sharin picz of CARTOON chickz! yo look:

(http://i.imgur.com/hnsJteY.jpg)


man u wish man. u would kneel for her and say oh persian godess marry me.
come on honestly....

Title: Re: How much cash you carrying in yo wallet?
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 08:04:08 am
no way man. shes a cartoon! cmon maaaan!

Title: Re: How much cash you carrying in yo wallet?
Post by: DJaw on April 01, 2013, 08:31:23 am
Aw man barry u got disgusting taste. You honest with us please tell if you homo.
Title: Re: How much cash you carrying in yo wallet?
Post by: Bimbo19xx on April 01, 2013, 08:33:15 am
Damnnn she is ugly barry. Admit that semmie is right. She really looks like a man. Semmie has a point ;)
Title: Re: How much cash you carrying in yo wallet?
Post by: semmie on April 01, 2013, 08:34:29 am
Damnnn she is ugly barry. Admit that semmie is right. She really looks like a man. Semmie has a point ;)

man thats what im trying to tell him. but like i said beauty is in the eye of the beholder.. he says that the girl i posted is ugly. speaking of weirdness
Title: Enforcer for Hire
Post by: max_cady on April 01, 2013, 08:35:39 am
(http://i50.tinypic.com/330gsio.jpg)

I would like to apply for a job as en entry-level enforcer to da highest bidder, yo.

I ain't playin' around, see...

If the boss says you gotta pay, I'll come to collect. Any funny business and I just might have to be unpleasant.
Title: Re: How much cash you carrying in yo wallet?
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 08:45:54 am
u say beauty is in the eye of the beholder

but fuck dat the real beholder is my personal "man upstairs".

I'm talkin bout my bro Mikey who died last year in a forklift accident. http://themafia.segabits.com/?p=97

I'd do anything for him. i even did his mom and sister in one go. it was reallll nice.

anyway maybe u the real shemale semmie cuz you spoutin some real craz shizz werdz wif friendz 2013 remix style you know what im sayin?

i even wrote a rap:

semmie lemme finish cuz i got something to say
stayin in school is a-okay
they teach you shit that you don't know
like spellin "U" like "YOU" by addin "WHY" and "OH"

now i know you be trippin like Kevin Ware
yer leg be snappin back like you dont care
but i got some news for you, you in disrepair
your like Nick at Night and I'm Double Dare

(http://grandgood.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/011309_ohsnap.jpg)
Title: Re: Enforcer for Hire
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 08:48:26 am
yo, i got this guy i want you to rough up. his name rhymes with "lemmie"

i dont want you to hurt him or anything really. jus smack him with a rolled up nintendo power, right on the ass. i want a red lil spot on dat haterz booty. red as Mario's hat, you dig? so not too hard, cuz i dont want a Sonic blue spot on diz boyz ass. just a lil Mario mark.

I'll give you 100 kudos if you do it.
Title: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 08:49:39 am
Contest time! Just reply to this topic and I'll give you some kudos points. Kudos mean nothing, but maybe someday u can trade em in for Battlefield 3 DLC or some shit.
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: semmie on April 01, 2013, 09:05:59 am
maybe some day ;) will u give us skittles? not the red ones pls
Title: Re: random insanity moments
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 09:22:55 am
okay

i was browsin the forumz n this dude named semmie started postin and i was like

(http://linkoroo.com/images/content/images/Crazy-Face-364-large.jpg)
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: TJKitsune on April 01, 2013, 09:24:38 am
Oh!  I want the blue skittles! 
Title: Re: How much cash you carrying in yo wallet?
Post by: Happy Cat on April 01, 2013, 09:33:53 am
im broke man, i only got 20 dollarz. lend me some gold
Title: Joining the Mafia?
Post by: TJKitsune on April 01, 2013, 09:40:27 am
Yo!  Lemme  up in dis shit, man!  How's one gotta join?

Do I gots'a beat down sum plumbers?  Smack a pink hedgehog 'round?  Maybe spraypaint all over some signs while tweaking out to Rob Zombie?

Le' a bro know, yo!
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: crackdude on April 01, 2013, 09:44:46 am
yo crackdude quit lickin crack.

life is a battlefield

love is a battlefield

hardcore gaming is a battlefield

battlefield 3.
Snap homes, u shoud do dat markatering shit dawg
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: crackdude on April 01, 2013, 09:46:43 am
PM me for sweet swag for your kudos
Title: Puffin joints wit dem hoes
Post by: crackdude on April 01, 2013, 09:52:13 am
Yo dawgs hook me up sum hoes homies. Join me at the docks 420 we rollin bitches

(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/4686/imageduhd.jpg)
Title: Re: Joining the Mafia?
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 10:02:05 am
yo. im gunna blow your MIND.

you IN IT ALREADY!

(http://images.wikia.com/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/b/b3/Kevin-Butler-Mind-Blown.gif)
Title: Re: Puffin joints wit dem hoes
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 10:03:23 am
(http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00WvOQzKtMvYpT/Fork-Hoe-with-Handle.jpg)
Title: Re: How much cash you carrying in yo wallet?
Post by: crackdude on April 01, 2013, 10:12:56 am
A dolla for a holla is all i gets
Wit dem dollas all i get is dem tits
My dickz a 20 fo da shizzle it gets
U cant control after dis beat hitz

A dolla in my poket is a g in da bank
Fresh up niggas step up my g rank
Mess wit me i bring u da pain
Slap ur ass insane ull remember da name

Crack, crack, crackdude
Crack, crack, crackdude

Barrys not homo semmis awight
Pump dis beat up hold on tight
Ill bust u up, asslickin peeps
Ull sprout pussy lips mad freeks

Im crack, crack in the name
Crackin yo brain make u insane
eye of the beholder watch me smack
Flippin dem bitches like burgers big mac

So yo yo don mess with da best
Semmie step it up to da test

Crackdude lays it down like prest - oh!
Title: Re: Puffin joints wit dem hoes
Post by: crackdude on April 01, 2013, 10:14:42 am
Dis nigga knows what im talkin about, main man barry snoops
Title: Re: Puffin joints wit dem hoes
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 10:17:31 am
true hoes are the best. better den real hoes for real. you stick that hoe handle up yo ass and you set for the night.
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 10:18:36 am
crackdude got 10 free kudos.

TJKitsune got 10 free kudos.

semmie got nothin cuz he insulted nikki.
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Happy Cat on April 01, 2013, 10:30:37 am
in case you missed the announcement you can view it here:
http://segabits.com/wp-content/themes/segabits4/mafia.php

Using our lock-on powers with Sonic Retro we are slowly beating out the Mafia, they still have control of  the forums though! patience!
Title: Re: Joining the Mafia?
Post by: TJKitsune on April 01, 2013, 10:36:25 am
Oh, Snap!!

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lskx7gp8nF1qafrh6.gif)
Title: Re: Joining the Mafia?
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 10:49:12 am
(http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd182/JayRodney/yup.gif)
Title: Re: Puffin joints wit dem hoes
Post by: TJKitsune on April 01, 2013, 10:56:56 am
I thought I was the shit with my ho, hangin' wit' her out in them grounds.

(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_420/1247819885j0ALGy.jpg)

Den I saw Superman and his ho....I got all jelly..

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5568461312/hA2A362E4/)
Title: Re: Puffin joints wit dem hoes
Post by: semmie on April 01, 2013, 11:09:19 am
man smoke weed combined with skunk and skuff  and at the same time drink gold strike 50 prcnt alc
see whos the last man standing
Title: Re: random insanity moments
Post by: semmie on April 01, 2013, 11:10:15 am
wtf hahahhaha lol  allright allright barry i admit thats a good diss. kudos
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: Centrale on April 01, 2013, 11:35:02 am
Do these Kudos points transfer to Project Gotham Racing?  (Imagining that sweet clicking kudos-accrual sound effect)
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: crackdude on April 01, 2013, 11:44:20 am
Do these Kudos points transfer to Project Gotham Racing?  (Imagining that sweet clicking kudos-accrual sound effect)
You mean Metropolis Street Racer right?
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 12:19:02 pm
ive banned that sega hater. Centrale has been... punished...
Title: Re: Enforcer for Hire
Post by: max_cady on April 01, 2013, 01:16:14 pm
 >:D

Ah, ah,ah... As you wish sir. Business before pleasure.
Title: Re: Joining the Mafia?
Post by: max_cady on April 01, 2013, 01:18:26 pm
(http://i48.tinypic.com/acsj9y.gif)
Title: Re: Joining the Mafia?
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 01:59:48 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/croik/nodding.gif)
Title: WTF
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 02:49:47 pm
Will shifted our great Mafia forums down to the bottom. screw him and screw the police  :cop: :cop: :cop: :cop:
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: mylifewithsega on April 01, 2013, 05:01:16 pm
consider yourself sonic the hedgehog and me the shadow the hedgehog
except i do actually have a weener and pants on. so fantasize me as shadow the hedgehog with underpants on
and fantasize u as being sonic the hedgehog with latina string on with cupcake patterns

You do realize I'd piss on you if I was on fire, right? Yes, I could be burning to death - screaming in horrible agony - and I'd still take the time needed to spite you properly.
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: Emmett The Crab on April 01, 2013, 06:20:04 pm
How many Kudos do I get?  What's the shipping cost per Kudo to Alaska?
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 01, 2013, 07:20:49 pm
You get 20 kudos points, I added an extra 10 to cover shipping.
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Happy Cat on April 01, 2013, 10:21:48 pm
20 kudos for mylifewithsega
Title: Re: Joining the Mafia?
Post by: Pao on April 01, 2013, 10:50:32 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ujpdX55.gif)
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: mylifewithsega on April 01, 2013, 11:36:31 pm
I'm at -11 now. I'm crushed. Is the Mafia gonna' spank me with a gold-encrusted strap-on?
Title: Re: What happened to this website?
Post by: Happy Cat on April 02, 2013, 08:30:41 am
I'm at -11 now. I'm crushed. Is the Mafia gonna' spank me with a gold-encrusted strap-on?

LOL
Title: Re: Enforcer for Hire
Post by: Happy Cat on April 02, 2013, 11:30:29 am
yo, i got this guy i want you to rough up. his name rhymes with "lemmie"

i dont want you to hurt him or anything really. jus smack him with a rolled up nintendo power, right on the ass. i want a red lil spot on dat haterz booty. red as Mario's hat, you dig? so not too hard, cuz i dont want a Sonic blue spot on diz boyz ass. just a lil Mario mark.

I'll give you 100 kudos if you do it.

OH GOD LOL

im so slow, i just realized who you are referring to XD
Title: Re: Enforcer for Hire
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 02, 2013, 11:52:20 am
Will gets a blue Sonic mark on his azz, cuz he is true blue
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: Centrale on April 02, 2013, 12:02:51 pm
Thanks a lot you jerks.  Five thugs showed up at my flat yesterday afternoon and beat the hell out of me with copies of MSR.  And those old jewel cases are brittle and sharp.
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 02, 2013, 12:28:09 pm
Thanks a lot you jerks.  Five thugs showed up at my flat yesterday afternoon and beat the hell out of me with copies of MSR.  And those old jewel cases are brittle and sharp.

those were former bizarre creations staff members
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: mylifewithsega on April 02, 2013, 12:41:39 pm
I want more negative Kudos points. You can take all those "positive" points and fist a Game Genie with 'em for all I care. He'll give you the three wishes of pain, pleasure and passion after he's fisted your favorite spank-sock.
Title: Re: Enforcer for Hire
Post by: mylifewithsega on April 02, 2013, 12:44:55 pm
Here I thought "lemmie" was thick. Look, I have dibs on this twat-scrubber. End of discussion. I have a love letter for this bitch, yeah? You know what that is? It's a bullet....straight from my Stunner to his heart. *unzips shirt*
Title: Re: Enforcer for Hire
Post by: Happy Cat on April 02, 2013, 12:50:27 pm
Will gets a blue Sonic mark on his azz, cuz he is true blue
thanks, but no thanks, you can give that one to "lemmie" too
Title: Re: Enforcer for Hire
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 02, 2013, 12:57:27 pm
red mark on one cheek, blue on the other, call his backside Mario & Sonic!
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 02, 2013, 12:59:24 pm
I want more negative Kudos points.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1wobld2z11qaxxxso1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: Happy Cat on April 02, 2013, 01:00:35 pm
dayuuum

mylifewithsega be raining with kudos
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: mylifewithsega on April 02, 2013, 01:10:21 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1wobld2z11qaxxxso1_500.jpg)

This post....is awesome.

Otherwise....POWER! UNLIMITED POOOWEEER!



Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 02, 2013, 01:14:13 pm
Palpatine is the man. Episode VII will be shit simply because he won't be in it.
Title: Re: Free Kudos Pointz - CONTEST
Post by: mylifewithsega on April 02, 2013, 01:26:37 pm
He'll be back....he has to be. *weeps*
Title: Re: Enforcer for Hire
Post by: Happy Cat on April 02, 2013, 02:57:33 pm
how much kudos gold does max cady "the enforcer" want for such an operation.
Title: Re: THE MAFIA 2013 April Fools Madness
Post by: Happy Cat on April 04, 2013, 01:03:33 am
I've merged all the mafia topics together as we can't keep the Mafia Forums forever. I didn't want to delete the memories though, so, enjoy!
Title: Re: THE MAFIA 2013 April Fools Madness
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 04, 2013, 07:48:58 am
ah, memories! I think we need to print this thread and frame it... in our crib, yo.
Title: Re: THE MAFIA 2013 April Fools Madness
Post by: Happy Cat on April 04, 2013, 10:24:32 am
ah, memories! I think we need to print this thread and frame it... in our crib, yo.

word, dawg

(http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v45/xmallrat/image001.jpg)
Title: Re: THE MAFIA 2013 April Fools Madness
Post by: ungibbed on April 10, 2013, 02:01:56 am
word, dawg

If this version had gangster letter correction and punctuation, I'd bet it sell!


On another wild thought, poor A.J. Stuck with a negative 16 bit register negative Rep. I thought I was hated enough around here dealing with Team Andromeda and ROJM over their "expertise" in the Sega classics forum about the old Sega CD.

Good Times!  >:D