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Off Topic => Everything Else => Topic started by: Sharky on February 14, 2010, 01:43:58 pm
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Random guy said: I won't support Sega because Sega wont support me!
Someone else replied: What do you mean?
I replied:
Sega got him pregnant and they refuse to pay child support!
That or hes just another little whiner... your choice."
And I got banned for that... While other members like camron and Shadow Legends can bypass the censor and swear... I can't crack a joke with out being threatened with a perma ban!
You have been banned for the following reason:
When will you stop attacking other users? Next offense will lead to a permanent ban.
Date the ban will be lifted: 02-21-2010, 07:00 AM
I've seen 12 rated movies with more offensive jokes! Where does this guy come from? the land of milk and hunny?... I'm being picked on for the most trivial shit.
Why am I expected to not even joke on a forum of a company that has games like MadWorld swearing the odds at children on the Wii...
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Wow. Weird...
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I hate the Sega forums for that reason as well as the COUNTLESS amount of shit topics that are allowed through. For example, "Who is excited for the game?", "Will Cream be in the game?", "I like this game!", "I dunno..." (body copy: ... if I can afford this game.), "Will SOnic X episodes be DLC for SASAR??", "Eggman is funny!", "I like games that are fun!", etc.
Also, I hate the Sega blog for their damn comments shuffle during the Sonic 4 contest that led me to be a two prize winner, then a one prize winner, then a no prize winner. :( Thankfully AAUK is sending me something.
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Could be worse barry, you could have all of your comments disgarded and deleted by Sega Europes blog because you didn't like Ironman...
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You have to behave like me and make polls about shotacon rape.
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It's a terrible forum. We now have this place though, next time you get banned, at least there is no need to look back!
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It's a terrible forum. We now have this place though, next time you get banned, at least there is no need to look back!
But I like the forum.
Its also a good place to post Segabits articles and generate hits.
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I can't believe that they let you hang around as long as you did @_@
I mean, if you are silly enough to support that skank-fest of a game Bayonetta, and say something as ludicrous and fanboy-fueled as call it GOTY. I mean I haven't played the game, or watched any footage, or plan to ever play it, but it's so exploitative to women and immature I can't believe anyone over the age of 12 could enjoy it ^_^ I don't think it even has a single gay character, and every game this day and age should have at least half the cast be homosexual.
Anyway I need to go and play muscle march, it's the best game of the year because it has lots of hunky near-naked sweaty guys in it. Much better than having a woman who feels she can dance and draw attention to her body. Then I'm going to play Sega Racing and concoct hardcore homosexual/beastiality fantasies with Sonic and Tails!
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It's actually quite scary how MadeManG can always do several text impressions of people and be eerily close, not, exact, to the real thing.
Unless Luke isn't all he makes himself out to be.
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I can't believe that they let you hang around as long as you did @_@
I mean, if you are silly enough to support that skank-fest of a game Bayonetta, and say something as ludicrous and fanboy-fueled as call it GOTY. I mean I haven't played the game, or watched any footage, or plan to ever play it, but it's so exploitative to women and immature I can't believe anyone over the age of 12 could enjoy it ^_^ I don't think it even has a single gay character, and every game this day and age should have at least half the cast be homosexual.
Anyway I need to go and play muscle march, it's the best game of the year because it has lots of hunky near-naked sweaty guys in it. Much better than having a woman who feels she can dance and draw attention to her body. Then I'm going to play Sega Racing and concoct hardcore homosexual/beastiality fantasies with Sonic and Tails!
Exactly... apparently that isnt a bannable offence, but me making a joke about... urh A guy being pregnant... THATS JUST TERRIBLE!
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Sega forum?
I'll stay here thanks, it smells new still.
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I'm not crazy about the official Sega Boards nowadays.
Back then, there was nothing wrong with having mature topic to discuss in the Random topic, now you can't even talk abou anything related to religion, politics,etc.
It's like walking on thin ice there all the time. I only stop by there to do a movie review, but since I haven't seen a proper movie in weeks...
But still, it's pretty random motive to ban someone.
Reminds me of the time I got banned for a week from a forum, because they said I was doing publicity for an image storing website(because in order to publish an image I had to copy the whole tag like [*url=http://imagesomething.com*][img*][/img*][/url*]), but I had been registered there since 2004 and only 3 years and dozens of movie reviews later, they banned me for using image tags that point to the original. Give me a break,
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If you don't enjoy Mass Effect 2 and somehow think Bayonetta would be better, I got a rude awaking for you. You are a immature weaboo that does not know shit about facts.
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I've always found the Sega forums to be lame and it's overrun by idiots that aren't even Sega fans.
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Guys, you just do not understand that Billy Hatcher was a GOOD addition to the cast of SARS, everyone that I know played it so it is popular duh. why would they pick Shinobi? Isn't that a Sony character? He is too scary, I want Knights and Silver, they are never in any games! I also hate forklifts, thats stupid!!!!!!
BTW one of the characters in Muscle March is secretly a women, someone should go tell him...
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I forgot how funny the SEGA fourms were. Im going over there for a min brb
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Well I found out who banned me,... It was pretty obvious though since hes been on my case for years.
Going to rant, bare with me! (with out naming names)
Before the current admins showed up, it's true I was a loud mouth but I'll tell you WHY I was banned the first time. Because one member who is now an admin for some crazy reason... I made fun of for liking Star Trek (which was a joke, I even like star trek!) and he got all fucking uppity about it. Week or two later he was made admin and banned me with in hours.
He likes to harp on about how I was banned hundreds of times... But he doesn't mention WHY? More often then not I kept an extremely low profile and didn't say shit to anyone! But as soon as he found out it was me BANNED! gone...
I could go months sometimes with out him knowing and then one day it would slip out, or someone would rat on me and then I was banned outright... no warning nothing.
I could be as good as anything but he would single me out and that makes up 90% of my previous bans...
So the new admins come along and say 'give him a chance!' but if you are going to give me a chance give me a fair one!
Don't follow me around nit picking my every post looking for any small thing you can find. Trying to make some kind of example of me... 'Oh hes unhelpable look he said another (male) member ... GOT PREGNANT!' HES JUST THE WORST GUY EVA!
There are people on that forum doing just as bad things as me, on a more regular basis! Bypassing the censor, calling each other names, talking about ripping music and emulating Segas games etc.
So I tell the admins this and they say 'well then send us a warning' so I do, and nothing happens... And then Cochr... I mean, some twat with a god complex tells me "Don't be an amiture mod"... when I do so! Seriously he told me that. So, wtf am I supposed to do?
I don't claim to be the most politically correct person ever, maybe I fuck up every so often and accidentally... call someone a moron (at worst)... (but usually with good reason!)
But at least I'm not a bully.
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I do not you should have been banned all of the times you have, but what I think is funny is how just on SEGA.com you were banned more than everyone on SEGA Nerds was combined.
heh
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I do not you should have been banned all of the times you have, but what I think is funny is how just on SEGA.com you were banned more than everyone on SEGA Nerds was combined.
heh
Thats simply because
1) when people get banned from here they have actually done something wrong so it is very very rare anyone gets banned.
2) I used to be singled out and banned even if I do nothing.
3) I'm persistant.
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If you don't enjoy Mass Effect 2 and somehow think Bayonetta would be better, I got a rude awaking for you. You are a immature weaboo that does not know shit about facts.
I say people who don't enjoy Bayonetta are those who want every game to clearly show them the way to win and have no sense of style whatsoever 8-)
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Actually, like I told you on MSN, you where banned due to MULTIPLE infractions incurred over several days.
Really, Sharky, it's standard procedure on SEGA. Three infractions typically equal a permanent banning. You've actually been let back in more times then I can count, which is more then most any other user can say...
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Actually, like I told you on MSN, you where banned due to MULTIPLE infractions incurred over several days.
Really, Sharky, it's standard procedure on SEGA. Three infractions typically equal a permanent banning. You've actually been let back in more times then I can count, which is more then most any other user can say...
could u please not say procedure on here ?? that word is 2 big and mite offend some ppl.
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Actually, like I told you on MSN, you where banned due to MULTIPLE infractions incurred over several days.
Really, Sharky, it's standard procedure on SEGA. Three infractions typically equal a permanent banning. You've actually been let back in more times then I can count, which is more then most any other user can say...
Just out of Curiosity... How did you know if you have any infractions or warnings at the SEGA forum. Do the mods/Admins send you a message?
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Actually, like I told you on MSN, you where banned due to MULTIPLE infractions incurred over several days.
Really, Sharky, it's standard procedure on SEGA. Three infractions typically equal a permanent banning. You've actually been let back in more times then I can count, which is more then most any other user can say...
Read my original post... I'm being banned for the most trivial shit in the universe.
Sega got him pregnant and they refuse to pay child support!
That or hes just another little whiner... your choice."
This was NEVER, a bannable offence for anyone else... No to mention it was completely in jest. Which I thought was pretty damn obvious considering the comment and that the person I said it to was male...
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Sega practically INVENTED playful snarkiness in the video game community!
The Sega 1989-1999 would have never banned folks for trivial posts like Sharkys.
And as nuckles87 isn't a mod here, I can happily say to him "grow some balls, good sir". You're a Sega mod, not a protective mother at a Nintendo forum.
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I have to admit, I know I make it hard for mods at the SEGA boards and I know Sharky has too. Even though I don't think what he did deserves a ban, it is still a personal attack, not a very good one. :lol:
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It could be worse. I got a warning for going after the British Empire a few years back.
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Sadly there are favorites on the SEGA boards, there have been some users i seen post direct insults that are much worse than Sharkys and not get warned, bypass the word filter every time and even send out nasty PMs and have never been banned once.
Obviously SEGA Boards is what it is. I wish the new moderators actually put their foot down and stop playing favorites.
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Sega got him pregnant and they refuse to pay child support!
That or hes just another little whiner... your choice."
It was even funnier when you told some guy that "the closest he had ever been to a girl was when one sat next to him on the bus back in 95." I got a good chuckle out of that one! :lol:
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It was even funnier when you told some guy that "the closest he had ever been to a girl was when one sat next to him on the bus back in 95." I got a good chuckle out of that one! :lol:
:mrgreen:
That was deleted too I think =(
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Actually, like I told you on MSN, you where banned due to MULTIPLE infractions incurred over several days.
Really, Sharky, it's standard procedure on SEGA. Three infractions typically equal a permanent banning. You've actually been let back in more times then I can count, which is more then most any other user can say...
could u please not say procedure on here ?? that word is 2 big and mite offend some ppl.
But he can't spell "were" so it evens out.
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The Sega forums has sadly been a joke for a very very very long time now. When you have an official Sega forum with the other console board see more activity then the main Sega board on a regular basis, you know something is fundamentally wrong. I dunno why people bother going there anymore.
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Actually, like I told you on MSN, you where banned due to MULTIPLE infractions incurred over several days.
Really, Sharky, it's standard procedure on SEGA. Three infractions typically equal a permanent banning. You've actually been let back in more times then I can count, which is more then most any other user can say...
Read my original post... I'm being banned for the most trivial shit in the universe.
Sega got him pregnant and they refuse to pay child support!
That or hes just another little whiner... your choice."
This was NEVER, a bannable offence for anyone else... No to mention it was completely in jest. Which I thought was pretty damn obvious considering the comment and that the person I said it to was male...
You did flame me in a thread... once. :p
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Actually, like I told you on MSN, you where banned due to MULTIPLE infractions incurred over several days.
Really, Sharky, it's standard procedure on SEGA. Three infractions typically equal a permanent banning. You've actually been let back in more times then I can count, which is more then most any other user can say...
Read my original post... I'm being banned for the most trivial shit in the universe.
Sega got him pregnant and they refuse to pay child support!
That or hes just another little whiner... your choice."
This was NEVER, a bannable offence for anyone else... No to mention it was completely in jest. Which I thought was pretty damn obvious considering the comment and that the person I said it to was male...
You did flame me in a thread... once. :p
Have you seen yourself.
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Sometimes the mods are quick to warn you. In one week I was warned twice, both reversed after I told them I did nothing wrong. I know people make mistakes and I just assume most of them just don't have the time to go through a thread and decide to warn. Especially if you have a history of bad behavior.
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I'm unbanned tomorrow, taking 100 pictures of my penis to post in celebration of my return.
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Have you seen yourself.
Yeah, quite a nice and handsome guy! ^_~
I'm unbanned tomorrow, taking 100 pictures of my penis to post in celebration of my return.
Post them on the Sega boards. I DARE YOU
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Please don't dare him, he will do it.
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I was joking...
Oh, crap.
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No, he should post images of his dick where people might actually see it.
Like buried a mile under the ground in the middle of Antarctica.
Accidental AvP reference FTW
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I didn't know you could post stuff underground!
:O
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I didn't know you could post stuff underground!
:O
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I didn't know you could post stuff underground!
:O
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:O
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I've seen 12 rated movies with more offensive jokes! Where does this guy come from? the land of milk and hunny?... I'm being picked on for the most trivial shit.
Why am I expected to not even joke on a forum of a company that has games like MadWorld swearing the odds at children on the Wii...
But Madworld has a "18+" label on the cover; the Forums did'nt. Sega has nothing to do with you ;P
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I lek me sega.
Say what?
Once when I got banned from SEGA.com I came back with a new user name like 2 years later but changed my avatar back to the one I used to use one day and got banned within days for no apparent reason, I did express dislike for Sonic about an hour or so before I got banned though, so maybe I pissed off everyone's favourite barbie fiddling moderator.
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It is kind of obvious, that mods that come here have to defend everything.
But they don't have power over here.. .>_>
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Dear Autosaver,
You have received a warning at SEGA Forum.
Reason:
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Mildly Inappropriate Language
Autosaver, the video you linked to contains a couple of swear words that would be censored if they were typed on our forums. Videos in links must conform to the forum rules. Please keep this in mind in the future.
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Original Post:
Quote:
I tricked you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpxgkmRRhcU&feature=sub (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpxgkmRRhcU&feature=sub)
The Angry Video Game Nerd rates the Blu-Ray on PS3. He talks about that the TV he was using didn't have the right settings the PS3 was shipped with to play sound. He also said he NEVER played a PS3 yet.
Sad that his first PS3 died in 5 minutes and he uses a PS3 fan. XD
Warnings serve as a reminder to you of the forum's rules, which you are expected to understand and follow.
All the best,
SEGA Forum
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Wussies. :p
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I rather have a console die in the first 5 minutes than 8 months later when there is no warranty.
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I rather have a console die in the first 5 minutes than 8 months later when there is no warranty.
Isn't the warranty on most consoles a year? For 360 I believe its now 3 years.
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I rather have a console die in the first 5 minutes than 8 months later when there is no warranty.
Isn't the warranty on most consoles a year? For 360 I believe its now 3 years.
The warranty for 360 is not 3 years, its 3 years for RROD only. I have a dead drive and they refuse to fix it.
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I got banned there today because the same idiot mods that harass Ryan said I 'insulted women' or something like that. It was especially dumb since they let a Secret Level employee named LOS call people 'whiny women', but he gets away with it. :roll:
Reel big fish those chaps are. I am just glad we have SEGAbits to go to to avoid all this stuff.
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Was the mod Cochrane?
He is always on the ban hammar.
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Kogen wasn't being serious. You learn after being around him for a few years :)
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Ok.. didn't notice that.
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Dear Autosaver,
You have received an infraction at SEGA Forum.
Reason: Mildly Inappropriate Language
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Again, you have linked to a page that contains profanity, despite a recent warning. If it has language that is against the forum rules if posted here, do not link to it. You will get a 24 hour ban for the next offense.
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This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
Original Post:
http://forums.sega.com/showthread.php?p=5651849 (http://forums.sega.com/showthread.php?p=5651849)
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JOKE SARCASM PAGE JOKE PLEASE TURN FLAMES DOWN
http://www.destructoid.com/why-sonic...k-166221.phtml (http://www.destructoid.com/why-sonic...k-166221.phtml)
Pretty much sums up everyone's arguments.
All the best,
SEGA Forum
AGAIN WTFBBQ
God... does the damn makes the mods over there pee their pants?
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No, Autosaver. They have to enforce the rules given to them by the administration staff.
Just be sure to check diligently for "inappropriate content". When linking to a page with text, perform a Ctrl+F search for all possible swear words you can think of. For music or videos with music in them, try to find the lyrics (if possible) and search its contents.
The one thing I'm not clear on is what their rules on violence are (since they are the publishers of games like MadWorld and AvP after all), and what would be considered too extreme to link to.
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Stop cyber bullying cyber bullies, you two. One offence, that is all it takes.
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Do not forget they are not allowed to link to gameplay of Shadow the Hedgehog. In it he says damn at least twice.
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The word damn isn't censored on the SEGA Forums, so it's fine.
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What is funny is that I don't watch the articles I post. A quick skim and that is it.
...banning for ****?
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The word damn isn't censored on the SEGA Forums, so it's fine.
And neither is "YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!"
Thanks, Shadow the Hedgehog.
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Shadow the Hedgehog is a very Christian game. Do not forsake God's will or you will be sent to hell for eternity.
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Speaking of bannings....
http://board.sonicstadium.org/user/280-shadiwulf/ (http://board.sonicstadium.org/user/280-shadiwulf/)
lol... you got banned?
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Speaking of bannings....
http://board.sonicstadium.org/user/280-shadiwulf/ (http://board.sonicstadium.org/user/280-shadiwulf/)
lol... you got banned?
Uncrossed-eyed people are not allowed to post on The Sonic Stadium.
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Speaking of SSMB...
Why does every sentence the admins talk have 300 curse words in them?
http://board.sonicstadium.org/topic/383 ... _p__135844 (http://board.sonicstadium.org/topic/3837-sonic-adventure-coming-to-xbla/page__view__findpost__p__135844)
Goodness gracious.......
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Speaking of SSMB...
Why does every sentence the admins talk have 300 curse words in them?
http://board.sonicstadium.org/topic/383 ... _p__135844 (http://board.sonicstadium.org/topic/3837-sonic-adventure-coming-to-xbla/page__view__findpost__p__135844)
Goodness gracious.......
As Kogen would say....
Autism
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Diz is the one who banned me for typing 'too English'.
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"Too English"
wut..
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You have been banned for the following reason:
We have bent over backwards to offer you every opportunity to stay on the boards. No more. Permanent ban. If you have any questions, contact http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvO4T6sj2Kk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvO4T6sj2Kk)
Funnily enough, the guy that posted the same link here:
http://www.fire-proxy.com/browse.php?u= ... IxMDIx&b=5 (http://www.fire-proxy.com/browse.php?u=Oi8vZm9ydW1zLnNlZ2EuY29tL3Nob3d0aHJlYWQucGhwP3Q9MzIxMDIx&b=5)
(Using a proxy for that link)
Isnt banned...
I'll just give it 6 months and go back when that old peice of shit cochrane has died of old age.
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You scum, posting that youtube video has ruined my life.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvO4T6sj2Kk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvO4T6sj2Kk)
This video just made me interested in the Yakuza games. That was hilarious! :lol:
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The games have tons of scenes like those, you really should give the games a shot man!
[youtube:3994ol4l]Rgi96wUrkJw[/youtube:3994ol4l]
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Mmhmm, getting banned from Sega.com for posting a video of Sega's latest game.
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So lemme guess, Sega forums are HIGHLY strict? As in you say anything bad (not as in swearing or posting +21 videos) and end up getting banned in a blink of an eye?
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I'd do the baby thing, but only if the other guys weren't there.
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So lemme guess, Sega forums are HIGHLY strict? As in you say anything bad (not as in swearing or posting +21 videos) and end up getting banned in a blink of an eye?
It's really just one guy, 'cochrane' who interestingly doesn't actually work for Sega. Hes the only admin that isnt a Sega employee... They only took him on because hes old and has no life so he spends all his free time going though topics on the Sega forum.
Unfortunitly he's got some kind of complex, it's always him that bans me and it's for anything he can get away with.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvO4T6sj2Kk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvO4T6sj2Kk)
This video just made me interested in the Yakuza games. That was hilarious! :lol:
F U, go and buy Yakuza 3... right now!
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That video was sexy.
Finally! A reason to buy the game! XD
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No PS3. :cry:
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ITT: I HATE CROTCHRANE.
Everyone else rocks though. :p
(Yazuka 2 looks.... I don't like the graphics)
Yazuka 3 + PS3 = FTW :D
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I feel like cochrane's a good guy, even if he is extremely strict on us.
I don't think he likes any of us though, including myself. ^^'''