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Title: Mozart had a totally gross sense of humor (Hilariously NSFW)
Post by: Sega Uranus on December 21, 2010, 11:55:06 pm
(http://http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Croce-Mozart-Detail.jpg/462px-Croce-Mozart-Detail.jpg)

Completely unknown to me and everyone I asked on the question, the famed composer Mozart actually made a bunch of really dirty songs. Not just dirty, but completely gross!

These were allegedly made for parties. I am so happy they have not been lost in time, I cannot believe how funny I find all of this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology)

An example with the original lyrics for "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber" (English: Lick my ass right well and clean).

Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick his own ass himself.




What are your thoughts? [spoiler:1mvjzob1]DONT TELL FLUFFY[/spoiler:1mvjzob1]
Title: Re: Mozart had a totally gross sense of humor (Hilariously NSFW)
Post by: Ulala5 on December 22, 2010, 06:26:08 am
for what i know (yep i like Mozart) he had some kind of feticism for jokes involving...eerrr shit, and he was used to compose not just songs but also write letters to familiar (his mother) with really dirty jokes. Genius are always weird i suppose.
Title: Re: Mozart had a totally gross sense of humor (Hilariously NSFW)
Post by: Barry the Nomad on December 22, 2010, 07:24:21 am
If Mozart were alive today, he'd be making Adult Swim programs.
Title: Re: Mozart had a totally gross sense of humor (Hilariously NSFW)
Post by: SOUP on December 22, 2010, 07:38:02 am
That's icky.
Title: Re: Mozart had a totally gross sense of humor (Hilariously NSFW)
Post by: MadeManG74 on December 22, 2010, 01:19:20 pm
I think I remember hearing somewhere that he had tourrette's syndrome, which would explain this.
Title: Re: Mozart had a totally gross sense of humor (Hilariously NSFW)
Post by: George on December 22, 2010, 08:05:38 pm
Seen this, there was a Cracked article about it. Also Albert Einstein fucked his cousin.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18559_6- ... verts.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_18559_6-famous-geniuses-you-didnt-know-were-perverts.html)
Title: Re: Mozart had a totally gross sense of humor (Hilariously NSFW)
Post by: Wilhelm on December 24, 2010, 01:56:31 pm
rofl