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Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« on: June 11, 2011, 04:02:16 am »
This is the greatest thing I've read all day:
http://www.almasryalyoum.com/en/node/465580

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Re: Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2011, 07:07:53 am »
That was amazing.

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I have a whole series of shows planned in my head. I will pull an airplane with my teeth, and I will pull an airplane with my hair. I will also be run over by an airplane. In between each of these acts, there will be lion battles.

He even gives Artie a run for his money, and Artie fought the Ocean!

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Re: Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2011, 10:37:41 pm »
I hope the lion beats ths shit out of him...

... I like Lions.
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Re: Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2011, 06:04:35 am »
I'm almost 99% sure a lion would destroy him. Full grown.
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Re: Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2011, 04:12:22 pm »
Wow, I thought this would be some stupid thing.

But this is epic.

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Al-Masry: How are you training for this specific event?

Essawy: By doing a series of mental exercises. Nothing physical, just brain-training. I visualize the fight for two hours at a time. I visualize the lion, and all the possible ways it could attack. Will it go for the head, or will it grab me by the feet? I ask myself these questions and visualize how I will dodge these attacks.

Man's got Psycho Power, he's going to go M.Bison on the Lion.

I really want to see this fight, he plans on starting the fight by:
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Al-Masry: Can you elaborate on this "Life or Death" fighting style? Is it more kicking or punching? Fists or open-palmed slaps?

Essawy: Everything. It consists of a series of combination moves. I will start off with the slaps, but, you should know, my slaps are unlike any other. My strength is truly incredible and unprecedented.

Man, if the Lion isn't well fed he could make a good meal.

Jokes aside had he been in a position to actually win maybe by Knock Out or something (I don't know), I would've liked to see a fight between man vs lion.

I'm thinking Kung-Fu or some martial with Fancy foot work could knock out a lion with the right amount of kicks to the head.

I can't imagine anyone tieing up a lion... cats are dangerous with their claws this is the fucking king of the jungle.
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Re: Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2011, 05:24:42 pm »
The more I read the more I want the lion to tear him apart.
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Re: Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2011, 04:46:56 am »
Yeah this guy has pretty much zero chance of surviving this if it went down like he said. You can shoot a Lion in the head several times with a pistol and not kill it, even if this guy punched the lion ten times in the head several times it would just piss the lion off even more.
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Re: Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2011, 07:29:08 am »
Guy has been playing too much Yakuza 2.
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Re: Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2011, 04:52:46 am »
Video:
http://online.wsj.com/video/it-man-vs-l ... F14D6.html

Basically, the lion just sat there thinking 'Is this clown serious?' until everyone got bored and left.
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Re: Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2011, 07:24:41 am »
This dude should totally be in Virtua Fighter 6. Have him be the crazy Egyptian guy. His taunts and winning phrases would be golden!
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Re: Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2011, 01:00:55 pm »
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My Slaps Are Unlike Anyother

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I won't kill you, if you let me tie you
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Re: Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2011, 01:08:04 pm »
Wow, the Lion was actually more sensible.

Also this wasn't a bareknuckle fight he had a weapon.

Whatever happened to bitch slapping and tieing up the lion?
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Re: Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2011, 07:04:14 pm »
Oh so he faught the lion? did he win? i hope not.
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Re: Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2011, 03:48:16 am »
Here you go Sharky:

Quote from: "MadeManG74"
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http://online.wsj.com/video/it-man-vs-l ... F14D6.html

Basically, the lion just sat there thinking 'Is this clown serious?' until everyone got bored and left.

Maybe the Lion was well fed, or maybe he was thinking exactly what MMG said.
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Re: Egyptian man to fight Lion - Kids eat glass as training
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2011, 04:18:09 am »
And as cube said, the bitch-ass egyptian ended up pulling out weapons including some spiked shield thing. After all his talk of 'I'll do it barehanded', that's pretty lame.
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