Ooooh so you don't like Mitt Romney now, da ya? Well, well now, I's be have'n to deal wit dis in me special own way.
What I intends to do - just listen up - is vote for my friend Mitt here. Now I is usually not a Republican, but seeing as how yous feels so strongly abouts all dis here, I thinks its up to me to put a step to ya.
So to explain it to ya, me only intent here is ta void yer vote der, Shadi. I don'ts like Mitt - not at all - but I don'ts wants you to be able to elect Obama cause I don'ts feel comfortable with chus havin' a choice. So practically alls I am doin' is voiding yer vote, son.
So ta day, in a few hours, I's be vote'n for Mitt, ho ho! Just to cancel out Shadi's vote, if he even does vote! If not, oh wells, I suppose I just elected my boy Mitt. Eidher way, I wins. Shadi gets no choice in dis election, ya he he he! I never even had any intends to vote till now! I just wants ta void Shadi's vote!!!
