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Title: Boy, 13, Busted For Illegal Marker Possession
Post by: Happy Cat on December 22, 2010, 06:06:37 pm

Normally I wouldn't say this about anyone, but... this teacher is a bitch!

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DECEMBER 22--A 13-year-old boy was arrested Friday for using a permanent marker while in class at his Oklahoma City middle school, a violation of an obscure city ordinance.

(http://http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/sharpieteacher.jpg)

According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, the boy was spotted “in possession of a permanent marker” by Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside. The 50-year-old educator told cop Miguel Campos that the student was “writing on a piece of paper, which caused it to bleed over onto the desk.”

Woodside, pictured at right, reported that the child, whose name was redacted by police from the report, attempted to hide the marker when she asked him for it. Strangely, Woodside’s Facebook page reveals that her “likes and interests” include the official “Sharpie Permanent Markers” page on Facebook.

Campos reported that he allowed Woodside, a seventh grade math teacher, to “sign a citation” against the boy, who was then transported to the Community Intervention Center, a juvenile holding facility. A police sergeant subsequently “booked the marker into the property room.”

A police spokesman referred to the student’s bust as a “citizen’s arrest” effectuated by Woodside.

The marker ban--which apparently is aimed at curbing graffiti--stems from a city ordinance making it illegal to possess spray paint or a permanent marker on private property (without the owner’s permission). (2 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... possession (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/boy-13-busted-illegal-marker-possession)

Title: Re: Boy, 13, Busted For Illegal Marker Possession
Post by: Wilhelm on December 26, 2010, 08:14:52 pm

Lol... It's illegal to have permanent markers there?! LOL Shit I'd be lost without my sharpies!

Title: Re: Boy, 13, Busted For Illegal Marker Possession
Post by: CrazyT on December 26, 2010, 09:05:29 pm

That woman doesn't look too nice

Title: Re: Boy, 13, Busted For Illegal Marker Possession
Post by: Sharky on December 26, 2010, 09:18:28 pm

Is this real... I mean really...

Also,
*Joke about this going on the boys permanent record here.*

Also, also,
That womans face reminds me of the hutts.

Title: Re: Boy, 13, Busted For Illegal Marker Possession
Post by: Toggi3 on December 28, 2010, 12:26:10 am

permanent markers come right off almost anything including school desks with alcohol swabs or acetone.  No need to freak out.

Title: Re: Boy, 13, Busted For Illegal Marker Possession
Post by: Sharky on December 28, 2010, 01:16:40 pm

Yeah but alcohol swabs are probably banned too... lol.

Title: Re: Boy, 13, Busted For Illegal Marker Possession
Post by: Autosaver on December 31, 2010, 12:23:22 pm

Women these days. :|

/not sexist

Title: Re: Boy, 13, Busted For Illegal Marker Possession
Post by: Hardware_Hank on January 03, 2011, 08:31:14 pm

Lmao, how retarded is that.