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Offline Sega Uranus

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Mozart had a totally gross sense of humor (Hilariously NSFW)
« on: December 21, 2010, 11:55:06 pm »


Completely unknown to me and everyone I asked on the question, the famed composer Mozart actually made a bunch of really dirty songs. Not just dirty, but completely gross!

These were allegedly made for parties. I am so happy they have not been lost in time, I cannot believe how funny I find all of this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology

An example with the original lyrics for "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber" (English: Lick my ass right well and clean).

Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick his own ass himself.




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Offline Ulala5

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Re: Mozart had a totally gross sense of humor (Hilariously NSFW)
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 06:26:08 am »
for what i know (yep i like Mozart) he had some kind of feticism for jokes involving...eerrr shit, and he was used to compose not just songs but also write letters to familiar (his mother) with really dirty jokes. Genius are always weird i suppose.
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Offline Barry the Nomad

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Re: Mozart had a totally gross sense of humor (Hilariously NSFW)
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 07:24:21 am »
If Mozart were alive today, he'd be making Adult Swim programs.
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Offline SOUP

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Re: Mozart had a totally gross sense of humor (Hilariously NSFW)
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 07:38:02 am »
That's icky.
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Offline MadeManG74

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Re: Mozart had a totally gross sense of humor (Hilariously NSFW)
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2010, 01:19:20 pm »
I think I remember hearing somewhere that he had tourrette's syndrome, which would explain this.
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Offline George

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Re: Mozart had a totally gross sense of humor (Hilariously NSFW)
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2010, 08:05:38 pm »
Seen this, there was a Cracked article about it. Also Albert Einstein fucked his cousin.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18559_6- ... verts.html
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Re: Mozart had a totally gross sense of humor (Hilariously NSFW)
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2010, 01:56:31 pm »
rofl
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