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Off Topic => Everything Else => Topic started by: Sharky on May 21, 2010, 09:01:49 pm
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Because I rock and you all want to be me!
First things first, Here I am with my new daughter,
I baught her online from Russia...
(http://http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/6ec83abf61.jpg)
I found this Valentines day card that I never recieved because I was an ugly child and never sent because I loved Sonic far more then I loved any germy girls... I baught it... myself... for myself back in 1992.
(http://http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/740e81d921.jpg)
I'm never bored, or maybe I'm always bored... either way I fill my spare time making weird shit like this,
(http://http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/d30e0551f4.jpg)
(http://http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/5df0c02bf3.jpg)
Moving swiftly on, I tried to grow a cactus... and of course theres only one way it could turn out...
(http://http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/dfb0560b15.jpg)
Oh, and I smell a profile picture coming on!
(http://http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/75519ebca0.jpg)
Way back in St Lawrence School a girl in my class went on holiday and brought everyone in the class back one of these little stone beetles...
I vaguely remember her being sad because some people were not exactly grateful! I think she would be happy to hear that I put it on a shoe lace and kept it around my neck until the shoe lace finally wore out just a few days ago.
(http://http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs541.ash1/31666_398765914379_728674379_3885140_2332129_n.jpg)
(http://http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs601.snc3/31666_398765919379_728674379_3885141_1090892_n.jpg)
And here it is, finally liberated for the first time in over a decade.
I shall promptly put it back on a new shoelace and wear it for another 10 years.
(http://http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs631.snc3/31666_398765924379_728674379_3885142_6425473_n.jpg)
If I was a poetic person I would most definitely write a haiku about this...
(http://http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs631.snc3/31666_398765954379_728674379_3885146_3866877_n.jpg)
This is from the Catacombs under Paris... miles and miles of underground passages lined with the bones of the medieval dead.
(http://http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs541.ash1/31666_398765969379_728674379_3885147_1840840_n.jpg)
This is frank, he appears in my room when im trying to sleep and tells me to set fire to people.
Silly frank!
(http://http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs541.ash1/31666_398765979379_728674379_3885148_2159492_n.jpg)
This is my foreboding cat, sulking about something and writing a poem about how nobody understands her.
Such an emo.
I caught him wearing my sisters jeans the other day...
(http://http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs601.snc3/31666_398765989379_728674379_3885149_6406499_n.jpg)
This is Drake, we play hungry hungry hippos togeather sometimes, he's pretty good...
He's a duck that recently moved to my garden... I made a pond last year and he has come to give it the seal of approval.
He says he likes it...
(http://http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs631.snc3/31666_398765994379_728674379_3885150_2756600_n.jpg)
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It's not a Sharky thread without a penis.
Also, never knew you're a father, cute daughter you got there. :P
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Nice. We got 2 peacocks. Fucking bastards are annoying. They sit in my window and make disgusting noises at night.
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Touching. I like your duck.
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Your pond! How's it going?
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Touching. I like your duck.
I read "dick" instead of "duck", and oddly enough that still works with this thread. I like the duck as well.
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Yes, I liked the dick as well.
(now there's a sentence I don't say very often if ever)
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It's not a Sharky thread without a penis.
Also, never knew you're a father, cute daughter you got there. :P
Alas, I'm not really! it's my brothers. (Thanks god)
Your pond! How's it going?
Actually, its looking great right now. Pics incoming soon.
Touching. I like your duck.
You like touching my what?!
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What I take away from this thread:
Sharky is a handsome guy who loves to make miniatures and is obsessed with phallic objects. ^__^
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What I take away from this thread:
Sharky is a handsome guy who loves to make miniatures and is obsessed with phallic objects. ^__^
He also loves girly games like Bayonetta and likes to dress up in his girlfriend's clothes. :oops:
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Gee guys, your all so kind!
Update on my pond coming as soon as the flowers are all out! =D
Boy I'm gayer then Fuzzy!
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Rename to FluffyMooShark imminent?
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Rename to FluffyMooShark imminent?
Haha, yeah... maybe... no... no.
;p