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Off Topic => Everything Else => Topic started by: Sharky on February 08, 2010, 10:32:05 pm
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Man I've been away from Seganerds for so long that I've not got to upload my latest exploits! Have you missed my adventures? I bet you have people!!!!
Well fear not! I'm back!
May I present to you, The Snow times. This is the first time it snowed in my island for over 10 years so as you can imagine I made the most of it... And what happens when I make the most of something? PENISES HAPPEN!
Took a while to make this beauty... infact those balls were huge!
(http://http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs222.snc3/20960_243584414379_728674379_3034310_4630698_n.jpg)
I've always wanted to see a cock from this angle... in a totally not gay way.
(http://http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs222.snc3/20960_243584449379_728674379_3034313_1872866_n.jpg)
Heres my friends giving it a little lick
(http://http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs222.snc3/20960_243584484379_728674379_3034318_7342730_n.jpg)
and heres the master:
(http://http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs222.snc3/20960_243584539379_728674379_3034325_8174350_n.jpg)
You know, building a Snow Cock makes you really hungry and what better then a nice peice of... SNOW CAKE!
(http://http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs222.snc3/20960_241686554379_728674379_3027391_1646059_n.jpg)
Excuse fingers!
(http://http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs222.snc3/20960_241686564379_728674379_3027392_4044779_n.jpg)
Thats better!
(http://http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs202.snc3/20960_241686574379_728674379_3027394_3979761_n.jpg)
Heres an awful picture of me... But it had to be done!
(http://http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs202.snc3/20960_241686584379_728674379_3027395_2730940_n.jpg)
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oh god... xD
Snow cawk :afroman:
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Basically what I would have done in the snow. That snow cock is a fucking beast. :x
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Not.to.scale. :shock:
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Not.to.scale. :shock:
Speak for yourself.
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Wow, it snowed here but I didn't feel like going out and making anything in it :/
but here is something I made earlier...
(http://http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs21/f/2007/289/c/1/Penguin_by_mechasnow.jpg)
Not as classy as a snow penis :(
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That thing could melt with all the friction, Sharky.
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I thought that if it ever snowed in Jersey, Sharky would make a cock out of snow.
I am glad my prediction came to pass.
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Use Photoshop to get rid of the red eyes. :0
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NO ONE PANIC. I HAVE FIXED IT.
(http://http://i50.tinypic.com/xpzcp4.jpg)
:mrgreen:
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NO ONE PANIC. I HAVE FIXED IT.
(http://http://i50.tinypic.com/xpzcp4.jpg)
:mrgreen:
Cool, what can you do about my weird face?
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The eyes are still weird.
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Sharky posted a picture of himself Snowballing (http://http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice))? Have you no Shame!?
EDIT: How does I hotlink in texts?
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Fixed it for you, you had it right but you needed to add www. in the front of it.
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Is it salty?
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Is it salty?
I'm asked this far to often...
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So why is this thread not deleted?
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Well, I didn't and wouldn't have deleted your thread about how awesome I am. Even though that wasn't me licking the snow penis...
Jesus, I'm a fucking babe magnet. I look nothing like that...
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Attracting all those pigs in the city.
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I wish I had snow coming here :cry:.
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Strange thing, I had no snow this year in my homecity...
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Strange thing, I had no snow this year in my homecity...
We must have stolen your snow, since it hasnt snowed here more then a few odd flakes in the past 10 previous years.
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I've been getting a lot of snow this past month.
My balcony had about 5 inches (giggity) on Sunday.
I haven't made any snow penises, although if I did I doubt that they would be quite as powerful or majestic (in a non homosexual way) as Ryans.
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I got some snowy times on Tuesday of last week. It all melted away about a day and a half after but it was cool to see it.
(http://http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee270/upsidedownfuji/DSC00004-3.jpg)
I had to bump up the brightness in the picture. I didn't use flash. So it's really a night shot.
I am glad I have my snow tires put on every December. I had a heck of a slushy drive the next morning.
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You car doesn't look like it would survive the snow we get in Minnesota USA.
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Yellow license = drunk drive?
:D
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Yellow licence = light car under 1000cc/1liter engine.
Yeah, my car wouldn't last in a proper snow storm but it's fine in the area I live in. :)
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Since it's snowing all over the world (USA, Canada, Europe and Japan), it's REALLY hot in Puerto Rico, because mother nature thought that PR is the Mojave Desert :P.