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Re: Official Football Thread of NO AUSSIES WELCOMED
« Reply #570 on: September 17, 2010, 03:46:05 am »
^internationals are bad for your health. Specialist Aki-at would agree.

Three things I would like to discuss.

- Gil Vicente started the league, after three league cup matches. So far so good, we managed to capture two ever important wins. Personally I don't think it's that great since the press is already calling us "candidates" for promotion. Once you become a candidate, you are a target. I don't like being a target.

- The Portuguese FA is a joke. After the complete idiocy surrounding the sack of the last manager they now are after a part-time Mourinho. According to the press, he seems interested. Of course, Real Madrid's Florentino Perez is not a big fan of the idea. I also heard it would be a two match deal, which makes things even more ridiculous. I mean, it's José Mourinho, best manager in the universe and the forever, but he can't walk on water. Yet.

- Arsenal vs Braga. I had some errands to run in Braga yesterday, one of which involved going to their largest shopping centre. To my surprise, every television set inside that place had a rerun of the match. The city is in self mutilation mode.
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Re: Official Football Thread of NO AUSSIES WELCOMED
« Reply #571 on: September 20, 2010, 03:49:36 pm »
Well, Nacional was raped by FC Porto, completely.

Annnd tomorrow will be Aki's most awaited match of the season.
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Re: Official Football Thread of NO AUSSIES WELCOMED
« Reply #572 on: September 24, 2010, 03:47:51 pm »
Welcome to this week. Mainly Braga's second goal against Naval is hilarious. I'll get a video in here when I find it hahaha
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Re: Official Football Thread of NO AUSSIES WELCOMED
« Reply #573 on: September 29, 2010, 12:34:30 pm »

"With a victory, we have 60 to 70% of the qualification guaranteed"

2 games in 6 is 33%. What is he talking about?
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Re: Official Football Thread of NO AUSSIES WELCOMED
« Reply #574 on: September 29, 2010, 06:03:08 pm »
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Annnd tomorrow will be Aki's most awaited match of the season.

I might be over a week late to support it but...

Fuck yeah! Take that you cock wearing fools! That's what happens when you face a REAL football team.

Also I am not looking forward to Chelsea AT ALL, too many injuries, even our goalkeepers gotten injured now too. At this rate, even the whole coaching stuff and Arsene is going to get injured...
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Re: Official Football Thread of NO AUSSIES WELCOMED
« Reply #575 on: October 03, 2010, 12:15:09 pm »
NOOO. Arsenal lost to Chelsea.

But Sporting scoring 5 goals against Levski was awesome.
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Re: Official Football Thread of NO AUSSIES WELCOMED
« Reply #576 on: October 07, 2010, 04:17:32 pm »
I am back for another Gil Vicente recap. After the two first league matches we had our first cup match. No game is an easy game, yet we scored a 2-0 victory over a third division side. We played another two league matches. We drew a team that was relegated from the first division last year and managed to beat a candidate. We now stand at the top, still undefeated, with 10 points. I do not like this position. We have had good starts. The problem comes afterwards, the target on our backs starts to get bigger and eventually everyone wants to beat the leaders. I do not have any hopes for promotion. Being in first place is very uncomfortable.  With the internationals break we'll only play again on the 16th, a cup match against a first division side. A few days later we play another first division side, now for the league cup. On the following weekend the league returns. Three home games in a week make my wallet cry.
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Re: Official Football Thread of NO AUSSIES WELCOMED
« Reply #577 on: October 21, 2010, 06:28:57 pm »
Another massive win for Sporting.

5-1 against Gent. It made me moist.
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Re: Official Football Thread of NO AUSSIES WELCOMED
« Reply #578 on: October 26, 2010, 04:37:39 am »
About £40 million vs over £300 million.

The £40 million team won 3-0 ahahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Official Football Thread of NO AUSSIES WELCOMED
« Reply #579 on: November 24, 2010, 10:21:49 am »
BRAGA ÉS GRANDE

PESCADORES PESCADORES PESCADORES PESCADORES PESCADORES
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Re: Official Football Thread of NO AUSSIES WELCOMED
« Reply #580 on: November 24, 2010, 07:04:33 pm »
It hasn't been a good week for Arsenal.

They lost to the evil Tottenham Hotspurs. And now to SC Braga.

Wenger maye have lost the battle, but he hasn't lost the war!
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Re: Official Football Thread of NO AUSSIES WELCOMED
« Reply #581 on: November 29, 2010, 03:39:33 pm »
And after that stunning 4-2 win, we are yet again 2 points off the top! Nasri and Chamakh are going to be legends for us at this rate! Rational Aki-at has returned.

Also if Mourinho is the Special One, than Pep is the Greatest One.
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Re: Official Football Thread of NO AUSSIES WELCOMED
« Reply #582 on: November 30, 2010, 01:06:13 am »
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Re: Official Football Thread of NO AUSSIES WELCOMED
« Reply #583 on: November 30, 2010, 04:16:17 pm »
I love the final reaction from him on that game. One of the best Wenger moment ever.

Also MANCHESTER UNITED "HAMMERED" BY WEST HAM

SPECTOR GAVE A SPIRITED PERFORMANCE!

HIS GHOULS WERE UNHUMAN!

Okay, enough of the bad jokes, Manchester United have been duped out of the Carling Cup by West Ham 4-0, a terrific result for the Hammers (IE Elijah Wood's team from Green Street) and a problem for Fergie, as the next generation for United is looking shockingly weak.

Whilst Arsenal cruise into the semi-final now with a 2-0 win over Wigan which could and should have been more, but alas, what can you do?

I hope we do manage to win the Carling Cup, if only to shut up the Tottenham fans...
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Re: Official Football/Soccer/Futebol Thread 2009/10 Season
« Reply #584 on: February 17, 2011, 05:43:23 am »
This was me from just under a year ago;

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What the fuck half of our team started to break down and we still manage to hold Barca to a draw.

I think that just shows how much potential this team truly has.

This was Crackdude's reply

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Not by a long shot. Arsenal went in there like pussies.

And I even pointed out how bad their goalkeeper was;

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How? He got in the way of Fabregas' shot which probably would have resulted in a goal anyway knowing how shit Valdes is, therefore, he blocked a goal scoring attempt.

And he proved it yesterday night.

Can you tell I feel vindicated? Of course I do! What's more, even with all their possession football, we both had exactly the same number of chances.

We might lose the return leg, we might lose it in comedic fashion with Barcelona beating us, but tonight we've done what no other team has done, we've beaten Barcelona, at the top of their game, with ATTACKING football, Inter beat them with fantastic defensive football, so did Rubin Kazan and so did Hercules, but we've done it with attack, our best form of defence was offense. Xavi might go on about Barcelona DNA but yesterday, Jack Wilshire showed what Arsenal DNA looks like.

Onwards to further glories!
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