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Title: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Sharky on May 28, 2010, 04:51:48 pm
I heard George smokes cat nip.

I heard Uranus has got an 'outie' belly button.

I heard Aki is secretly circumcised.

I heard Nuckles87 secretly isnt circumcised.

I heard Fuzzy is gay.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Aki-at on May 28, 2010, 04:57:39 pm
Orta is a fan of Real Madrid

Crackdude is secretly Ronaldo

Ryan secretly loves Ubisoft

Sanus secretly loves Valkyria Chronicles

George is part of the Mexican mafia

Shadi really likes his Wii [spoiler:3m5zbheg]this could mean so many different things[/spoiler:3m5zbheg]

Snowcat has a white pussy

MadeManG is NOT a gamer

Soup and Monkeroony ARE THE SAME PERSON

Pao and Yu Suzuki are planning something big in Arabia

Max_Cady is an undercover terrorist cell forming a nuclear bomb with all the RPG games from this generation
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: MadeManG74 on May 28, 2010, 05:08:05 pm
Aki-at is a fan of the Fake Madrid

Shadi's favourite video game is Gears of War 2

George spells his name with a 'J'

Sega Uranus consistently beat King of Fighters '99 Dream Match Never Ends on Dreamcast on the hardest difficulty without taking a single hit.

Max Cady once met Hulk Hogan and kicked him in the dick
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Sharky on May 28, 2010, 05:43:19 pm
Emmett has pubic crabs, But he makes his doctor call them Lobsters.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: fluffymoochicken on May 28, 2010, 05:45:28 pm
Shadi is cute, sweet, and snuggly! ^__^
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Sega Uranus on May 28, 2010, 07:12:57 pm
Orta is a real Mandarin orange

Sharky is actually a yakuza of the sea

Joe and TA are conjoined twins

SOUP is the only normal person on the forum, maybe the internet

Shadi is a proud owner of the superior console, Nintendo GameCube.

Snowcat is once, twice, three times a lady

East of Eastside only plays one game per year based on his religion

George is a muppet based on his religion

Dr SEGA Monkey made a religion based on muppets

Psycho Echidna is a big fan of Final Fantasy and Guitar Hero

MadeMang is into women who throw up all over themselves in bars and stumble out to make out with others

Kogen is black, SegaKid is white

Aki secretly loves pork

Cube likes pork a lot too

Pao likes pork as well

Suzuki Yu is ACTUALLY Yu Suzuki
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Orta on May 28, 2010, 07:27:12 pm
Orta does not know the meaning of the word "stop".
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Barry the Nomad on May 29, 2010, 07:56:36 am
Barry created Fluffy as a way to piss of Mademan without directly pissing off Mademan.

Sharky & George are underwater detectives.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Snowcat on May 29, 2010, 07:57:00 am
Quote from: "Orta"
Orta does not know the meaning of the word "stop".


Are you allowed to spread rumours about yourself?

if so

Snowcats boyfriend is black.  :roll:
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: MadeManG74 on May 29, 2010, 08:13:49 am
Snowcats Boyfriend used to be white, but got caught in a cartoon explosion which charred his skin.

Barry the Nomad was originally going to be called Barry the Gonad, but decided it was in poor taste.

Sharky loves Halo Wars and consistently ranks highly in Jersey tournaments of the game.

Fluffymoochicken thinks that Brian Battler is the best character in King of Fighters History. (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnU_4icpOvc)

ShadiWulf thinks American Comic books are superior to Anime (which he calls 'bland' and 'uninspired')

Orta owns a Bakery.

Crackdude licks the powerpoint every morning which he thinks will turn him into a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger.

Ulala5 actually likes Pudding better.

East By Eastlista once ate an entire bucket of fried chicken on his own in 10 minutes. The belch afterwards could be heard several towns over and set off countless car alarms. He has since never eaten fried chicken again as he said the taste 'wasn't as nice as I was expecting'.

Monkeroony is actually a Benedictine Monk and spends his days making high proof spirits in a method and recipe that has been protected by his order for centuries. He also isn't really saving up for that classic car, but rather a new Still to create a new alcoholic beverage of his own imagining involving rhubarb.

SOUP once kicked a housebrick through a regulation Rugby League goal for a bet of $5. He had a broken foot as a result but recieved the $5 immediately.

NiGHTS doesn't post here much.

TRAViS posts here even less.

Pao secretly thinks Vanquish is going to be a pile of shit, but pretends to like it to keep the morale of this place high. He's a trooper.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: crackdude on May 29, 2010, 08:17:59 am
Aki-at <3 Jose Mourinho

Sega Uranus secretly hates my guts.

Orta has his bedroom walls covered with Super Mario posters.

MadeMan's alter ego is a japanese teenage girl with the power to make little boys' dads fall in love with her.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Sharky on May 29, 2010, 08:40:29 am
Shadi shaves his pubic hair into the shape of a french poodle.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: max_cady on May 29, 2010, 06:08:48 pm
OK, I am so gonna get burned for this.

I heard Arsense Wenger will dedicate Arsenal's future Premier League win to Aki-at.

I heard that Sharky hates Eggy bread.

I heard that Orta was once in a chinese tea house and someone made an offensive joke about Gil Vicente. There were no survivors.

I heard that fluffymoonchicken has a picture on Miles "Tails" Prower cosplaying as Teddy Rosevelt.

I heard that MadeManGT74 tried to rig the Oscar awards but failed, The History of the NWO was supossed to win Best Picture.

I heard Max Cady secretly admires animes for girls.

I heard that in Soviet Russia, reports write crackdude.

I heard that George can sing Ice Ice Baby better than Vanilla Ice himself.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Autosaver on May 29, 2010, 06:28:15 pm
Sharky is Shadi's secret boyfriend
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Happy Cat on May 29, 2010, 06:35:40 pm
AAUK and Bentley Jones made out at Anime Expo

nuckles87 sleeps with his Wii

Kogen and Sanus yiffed while playing Yakuza
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: fluffymoochicken on May 29, 2010, 06:56:33 pm
Quote from: "Sharky"
Shadi shaves his pubic hair into the shape of a french poodle.
Shadi has a clean shaven body like a cute yaoi boy! ^__^
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: crackdude on May 29, 2010, 07:08:46 pm
I heard that Sharky actually loves the fact that Shadi continues to update the BJ thread with pictures.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: George on May 30, 2010, 01:16:20 am
Fluffymoochicken isn't gay at all, its a front he puts up to make his dad proud of him. Deep inside, he pounds vag like a 40 year old virgin.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: fluffymoochicken on May 30, 2010, 07:53:16 am
George is just mad because he's been begging me to make love to him, but I've been hooking up with a sweeter and sexier guy instead. =P
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Barry the Nomad on May 30, 2010, 08:09:45 am
fluffymoochicken doesn't know that his sweet and sexy guy is a hemale.

(reverse shemale)
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: George on May 30, 2010, 08:24:45 am
Quote from: "fluffymoochicken"
George is just mad because he's been begging me to make love to him, but I've been hooking up with a sweeter and sexier guy instead. =P
We said rumors, not truths.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: fluffymoochicken on May 30, 2010, 08:41:06 am
Quote
We said rumors, not truths.
Sometimes, the rumors can be true. =)
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Sharky on May 30, 2010, 09:21:22 am
I heard when Mademan has sex he lays back and thinks of new zealand.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: fluffymoochicken on May 30, 2010, 09:24:42 am
I heard that the Segabits nerds are obsessed with thinking about each other's sex lives and sexuality - so much so, in fact, that the daydreaming eventually devolves into giant nerd orgies.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Sharky on May 30, 2010, 12:24:17 pm
I heard Fuzzys fantasy of a nerd orgie ends with Shadi shitting on his chest.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Sega Uranus on May 30, 2010, 12:34:19 pm
I heard this whole forum is fucking gross.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: fluffymoochicken on May 30, 2010, 12:47:16 pm
Quote from: "Sega Uranus"
I heard this whole forum is fucking gross.
Yeah, I agree. This thread was destined to be trash from the beginning. It was inevitable. =P

My last post was merely a statement on where things had headed.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Nathan on May 30, 2010, 02:44:45 pm
I heard I'm the sexiest man here.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: MadeManG74 on May 30, 2010, 05:42:06 pm
I would just like to point out that I never posted anything sex-related in my rumours.

Meanwhile I'm still trying to figure out the mechanics of what a He-Male would be. So... a woman who makes herself look like a man?
Hilary Swank?
From this:
(http://http://www.achievement.org/achievers/swa0/large/swa0-013.jpg)

To This:
(http://http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/h/hilary_swank/thumbnails/tn2_hilary_swank_2.jpg)



Also I heard that Aki-at broke the Afterburner Climax machine at his Trixidixiderio arcade during a particularly intense session, but then told everyone it was broken when he got there.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Barry the Nomad on May 30, 2010, 06:57:45 pm
I'd assume a hemale would be a woman who retains her vagina, but has no breasts and a big beard.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Sharky on May 30, 2010, 07:08:57 pm
Quote from: "fluffymoochicken"
Quote from: "Sega Uranus"
I heard this whole forum is fucking gross.
Yeah, I agree. This thread was destined to be trash from the beginning. It was inevitable. =P

My last post was merely a statement on where things had headed.
RITE... You were just being ironic or something and had nothing to do with it.

It's not like you brought up,
Yaoi, orgies or fuckin' George...  on separate occasions.


On another note,
I'm pretty sure this is a He-male:

(http://http://monsterdonut.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/he-man.jpg)
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: fluffymoochicken on May 30, 2010, 07:40:49 pm
Quote from: "Sharky"
It's not like you brought up,
Yaoi,
That was a silly post to counter your gross post, and to make Shadi laugh.

Nothing about a shaved body is disgusting, either. In fact, it's a cleanly habit.

Quote
orgies
The satire escapes you. I posted that as a response to how so many of you were using the thread to discuss other people's sexual preferences.

Quote
or fuckin' George...
The term was "make love", and that was a comeback to a post by George saying that I "[pound] vag" - another needlessly disgusting post.

Anything else you would like to be explained? (http://http://forums.sega.com/images/icons/icon7.gif)
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Barry the Nomad on May 30, 2010, 08:44:34 pm
Poundin' vag is far from disgusting, it's awesome.

Different strokes for different folks I guess.

OH! And rumor alert:

Sharky is planning on implementing a dharma system.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Emmett The Crab on May 30, 2010, 11:51:48 pm
Quote from: "Sharky"
Emmett has pubic crabs, But he makes his doctor call them Lobsters.

I was hoping mine would be about something other than VD.  I get a little tired of heard "...you have crabs (laugh at own joke)"
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Sharky on May 31, 2010, 12:06:29 am
Quote from: "Emmett The Crab"
Quote from: "Sharky"
Emmett has pubic crabs, But he makes his doctor call them Lobsters.

I was hoping mine would be about something other than VD.  I get a little tired of heard "...you have crabs (laugh at own joke)"
Jeez, no need to be so crabby.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: MadeManG74 on May 31, 2010, 12:12:26 am
I think I forgot to Emmett last time so here goes:

Emmett the Crab once bought Scotty Pippin as an indentured servant when he mistook him for an Apple Pippin. He was dissapointed when he asked him what games he can actually play and he only really played Basketball properly (Which has been outlawed in Alaska after several deaths in a game in 1987). Not to be dissuaded, Emmett then went on a search to see what games a Pippin should play and was determined to teach Scotty to play said games with him rather than just taking up space in his attic. When a google search revealed nothing, he gave up and decided to just play some Dreamcast games with him instead. Scotty beat him in a particularly heated match of 'NBA Showtime: NBA on NBC' at which point Emmett set upon Scotty with axe handles until he agreed to a rematch.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Sharky on May 31, 2010, 12:21:02 am
Emmett plays for the New York Knicks.
Emmett eats problems and shits solutions.
Emmett gave up selling houses to Alaskas and now lives in a suitcase outside Arbys.
Emmett voted Mc Cain because he straight up hates black people and woman.
When Emmetts alone in his house he puts on his wifes underwear and pretends to be a Ninja.
Emmett also has crabs... =D


Emmett you must realise that the endless 'crab' related banter means we regard you as part of tha team! Trust me... The repitition of tired old jokes turns you from a generic every day member to one of the gang, if you arent known for something you arent know, period. Mademans the suit wearing New Zealander, Fluffys the flamboyant girlyman, Aki is the terrorist, Jonboy is french, George is an illigal alien, TA and Joe are argumentitive, East is insane... Max caddy eats childrens hearts... the list goes on.

Trust me on this one, back in school one of my best friends was an inch shorter then me and I made sure he knew it every day of his life... right up until his suicide.... JK, Were still good friends to this day and hes still small.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: MadeManG74 on May 31, 2010, 12:26:24 am
Quote from: "Sharky"
Emmett plays for the New York Nicks.

Fuck the Knicks. (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZUMjoxfZA)
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Sharky on May 31, 2010, 12:29:46 am
Quote from: "MadeManG74"
Quote from: "Sharky"
Emmett plays for the New York Nicks.

Fuck the Knicks. (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZUMjoxfZA)

Haha, that video is the only reason I know of the Knicks... Love that vidya.
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Post by: MadeManG74 on May 31, 2010, 12:34:08 am
Oh really? Thats surprising, they are a pretty popular team. I even heard somewhere that someone on this forum plays for them. Not basketball though, I believe he plays Accordion or something during their half-time break. Not officially, but he manages to slip past security with generous use of Chloroform.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Emmett The Crab on May 31, 2010, 06:04:35 am
I've had this screen name for about 20 years since the days of BBS, so when I complain about the "you've got crabs" jokes, it's not because I think Segabits/Seganerds says it too much, it's because it's literally everyone's joke, and they all laugh like they are the first ones to come up with it.  I can't remember the first time I heard it, but it makes my teeth hurt.

So I don't take it personally, but it's like hearing the same knock-knock joke every day for 20 years.

I like the Pippin one though.  I don't know if any games ever came out for that.
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Post by: crackdude on May 31, 2010, 01:58:11 pm
Knock Knock..Who's there?
Not Kogen! ...I heard he's banned
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Post by: Orta on May 31, 2010, 03:01:55 pm
Emmett has a Zune.

Crackdude and Max love Benfica.

Sanus was seen with Shadi buying condoms.

Aki eats pork. And likes doing so.

George pays for Xbox Live.

Snowcats once hit a stalker with her purse.
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: crackdude on May 31, 2010, 05:25:26 pm
Quote from: "Orta"
Crackdude and Max love Benfica.

Orta love teh penis and testicles  :evil: :P
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Post by: Orta on May 31, 2010, 05:25:46 pm
Not funny.
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Post by: crackdude on May 31, 2010, 05:34:11 pm
Looking back it was indeed juvenile..

(I heard crackdude's a douche..)sadface
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Post by: Sharky on May 31, 2010, 10:26:53 pm
-I heard Raidens Huge Lazor.... was fired! (pun)
(Yes I know he's been MIA since the SNs days but he was a cool guy... :cry: )

-I heard, Meta_Kraken has a fettish for grafting small helpless animals to his skin, keeping them alive. He gets his pleasure from watching them try to struggle free from his skin... Only female ones of course, hes not gay or anything... weird like that...

-I heard Ulala wants me...


Quote from: "Emmett The Crab"
I've had this screen name for about 20 years since the days of BBS, so when I complain about the "you've got crabs" jokes, it's not because I think Segabits/Seganerds says it too much, it's because it's literally everyone's joke, and they all laugh like they are the first ones to come up with it.  I can't remember the first time I heard it, but it makes my teeth hurt.

So I don't take it personally, but it's like hearing the same knock-knock joke every day for 20 years.

I like the Pippin one though.  I don't know if any games ever came out for that.

Oh the beauty of the joke is that I KNOW you've heard it all your life...
I'm pretty sure I've said to George or someone over MSN before something along the lines of 'I bet Emmett is so sick of crab related jokes'... It only fuels the fire honestly.

Get ready to endure another 20 years of crab jokes! Embrace them, enjoy them like i do.
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Post by: Sega Uranus on June 01, 2010, 02:11:54 pm
Ryan goes by many names online.

Sharky
MullberryTweedcork
Shoes
LeeGreenwoodFan
Fluffymoochicken
Takashi Iizuka
Title: Re: spread rumours about other forum members here.
Post by: Emmett The Crab on June 01, 2010, 02:51:04 pm
Quote from: "Sharky"
-I heard Raidens Huge Lazor.... was fired! (pun)
(Yes I know he's been MIA since the SNs days but he was a cool guy... :cry: )

-I heard, Meta_Kraken has a fettish for grafting small helpless animals to his skin, keeping them alive. He gets his pleasure from watching them try to struggle free from his skin... Only female ones of course, hes not gay or anything... weird like that...

-I heard Ulala wants me...


Quote from: "Emmett The Crab"
I've had this screen name for about 20 years since the days of BBS, so when I complain about the "you've got crabs" jokes, it's not because I think Segabits/Seganerds says it too much, it's because it's literally everyone's joke, and they all laugh like they are the first ones to come up with it.  I can't remember the first time I heard it, but it makes my teeth hurt.

So I don't take it personally, but it's like hearing the same knock-knock joke every day for 20 years.

I like the Pippin one though.  I don't know if any games ever came out for that.

Oh the beauty of the joke is that I KNOW you've heard it all your life...
I'm pretty sure I've said to George or someone over MSN before something along the lines of 'I bet Emmett is so sick of crab related jokes'... It only fuels the fire honestly.

Get ready to endure another 20 years of crab jokes! Embrace them, enjoy them like i do.


Not my whole life, just 20 years or so.  So... since I was 16.