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Off Topic => Everything Else => Topic started by: crackdude on February 14, 2010, 11:49:01 am
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It's valentine's day, just grab a fifty and hit the streets you lonely old man!
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Reported.
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Is crackdude gonna be banned?
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Is crackdude gonna be banned?
What for?
:|
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Is crackdude gonna be banned?
Only if you can prove he's dating Bentley Jones.
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I assume Orta reported him for being single, but a Bentley Jones crush is also possible.
Oh, and my girlfriend and I did all our Valentines day stuff this morning. Now the lady is watching Law & Order and I'm wasting my Sunday afternoon on this forum. True love ;)
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I didn't report him. This day just pisses me off.
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I'm so ronrey...
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(http://http://lovebytes.freedomblogging.com/files/2009/09/broken-heart.jpg)
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(http://http://joelhansen.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/human_heart.jpg)
Love, Barry
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You guys need to get out and find some womens. Even if they are paid for by your local stripping club. I mean, girls have to go to college too.
Can't say I like this day either. Maybe its because I'm not the flowers and chocolate type of person.
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This day sucks me thinks.
It's a pretty nice day to watch the Blade trilogy.
GIRL: So did you went out with your girlfriend on valentines? ^_^
ME: NO I STAYED ALONE AT HOME AND WATCHED BLADE ALL AFTERNOON
GIRL: wow ur so hardcore, let's have babies. ^_^
This shit happens I tell you!
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Not in this lifetime.
Girl: "all 3 blade movies? The third one sucks. I think ill just ignore you." more like it. :afroman:
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well played sir, well played xD
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Still looking back at that Cape Verde girl that got away.
My first two years in college were so enjoyable thanks to her.
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Still looking back at that Cape Verde girl that got away.
My first two years in college were so enjoyable thanks to her.
Facebook.
Wait, like sexual enjoyable or like she wasn't boring?
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Happy VD on VDay
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Successful Valentines Day.
Made my girlfriend lunch, exchanged a couple gifts, and managed to beat a few maps on Rainbow Six: Vegas 2 together.
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You guys need to get out and find some womens. Even if they are paid for by your local stripping club. I mean, girls have to go to college too.
Can't say I like this day either. Maybe its because I'm not the flowers and chocolate type of person.
I don't know of any strip clubs around here. There are hostess bars. Calling them that is being nice though, those places are between hostess bars and downright brothels.
I dislike the day because it's cheesy and celebrated by hypocrites. It doesn't beat Christmas on that scale but it's enough to annoy me.
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Fairly rubbish v day, cleaned my last place and moved 5 car trips worth of stuff over, spent three hours unpacking and crushng boxes.
I did have time to make a three course dinner with wine and relax in the evening though.
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I dislike the day because it's cheesy and celebrated by hypocrites. It doesn't beat Christmas on that scale but it's enough to annoy me.
Worst yet how it ended up being the same day as Carnaval's sunday. It's happy couple's and kids dressed-up as spiderman day.
I think there shouldn't be a specific day to be nice to the one you love. You could do it all year long!
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Facebook.
Wait, like sexual enjoyable or like she wasn't boring?
Both, she was smart and had quite a rack, if you know what I mean. :mrgreen:
She graduaded from college and I haven't seen her since.
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Facebook.
Wait, like sexual enjoyable or like she wasn't boring?
Both, she was smart and had quite a rack, if you know what I mean. :mrgreen:
She graduaded from college and I haven't seen her since.
No I don't , I never dated a smart girl. 8-)
I say this now because me ex's are not around.
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Valentines day... what a joke.
Guy: Look I put rosepettles on the bed :D
Girl:.... uh, ok?
Guy: :( you don't like it
Girl:.... sex is gonna be the same anyway.
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Valentines day... what a joke.
Guy: Look I put rosepettles on the bed :D
Girl:.... uh, ok?
Guy: :( you don't like it
Girl:.... sex is gonna be the same anyway.
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Clearly you have never met a girl before... They aren't that smart.
Trust me, if girls werent into it, men wouldnt do stupid shit like that.
No man as ever thought
'you know what would make this sitation perfect? rose pettles'
... We just want bang bang bang. And then we want you to get off and put your junk away as SOON as we blow our load, because it's suprising how quickly we lose interest after and become down right repulsed by what we just did.
Thats 7 years of experience talking.
Edit: and possibly bring me a sandwich!
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That's exactly what I said to my ex last Valentines day.
edit: And hes the one who "surprised" me with the,
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You know what will make the thread better? Rose petals
(http://http://www.littleitalyflowershop.com/i//RosePetals.jpg)
That is better.
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My Valentine's Day was all meh for me...
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(http://http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=2607678)
sex in valentine's day. how cliche.
. . . I have no idea why I wrote that.
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Most of my relationships end up with restraining orders, and or prison time. If it's the latter I usually move right into a second relationship with my cell-mate. Shower-time is always fun and educational.
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What's a good Dreamcast game to play with a lady?
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...Anything that's not 102 Dalmatians: Puppies to the rescue
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What's a good Dreamcast game to play with a lady?
Power Stone 2, then you can make four-some jokes.
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Power Stone 2... god I wish I had that game!!
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What's a good Dreamcast game to play with a lady?
Rez. What else.
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What's a good Dreamcast game to play with a lady?
Rez. What else.
Won... Has this topic been.
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Yes. I am taking Rez on my trip tomorrow.
And House of the Dead 2. Chicks dig that.
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Yes. I am taking Rez on my trip tomorrow.
And House of the Dead 2. Chicks dig that.
Totally agree for House of the Dead <3
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Sakura Taisen Columns 2
[youtube:4wymf47e]OTMvp2k2syY[/youtube:4wymf47e]
The music alone is enough!
[spoiler:4wymf47e]Because females cannot solve anything on their own[/spoiler:4wymf47e]
Except dinner <,<
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Yes. I am taking Rez on my trip tomorrow.
And House of the Dead 2. Chicks dig that.
Totally agree for House of the Dead <3
:: combs hair back like a greaser ::
Well, House of the Dead 2 is one of my favorite Dreamcast games, dontcha no. 8-)
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What's a good Dreamcast game to play with a lady?
Seaman! Seriously, my girlfriend would actually remind ME to power up the game for a quick fish chat. We raised little Jeffy until he died of starvation a few months back :(
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What's a good Dreamcast game to play with a lady?
My girlfriend really likes Rez and Space Channel 5.
Chu Chu Rocket, Samba De Amigo, The Typing of the Dead, and Bust-A-Move 4 have always been big hits too.
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:: combs hair back like a greaser ::
Well, House of the Dead 2 is one of my favorite Dreamcast games, dontcha no. 8-)
Well i'll remember to take my gun 8-)
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I must say the game that made most success with my lady friend was Sega Smash Pack!
She really loved Streets of Rage 2. Go figures.
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Did she let you feel her up? :|
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She didn't like SoR2 THAT much I'm afraid.. =/
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I take that as a no :cry:
Maybe she is not the girl for you.
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...Id like to play Streets of Rage with someone :(
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Is it strange that I don't know any girls that actually like Video games? I mean, I know a few of my mates girlfriends have said stuff like they enjoyed Banjo Kazooie on N64, or they once played Halo or something but thats it.
I do know a girl who liked comic books, but she hadn't read Preacher or Watchmen, so I was like Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
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Is it strange that I don't know any girls that actually like Video games? I mean, I know a few of my mates girlfriends have said stuff like they enjoyed Banjo Kazooie on N64, or they once played Halo or something but thats it.
I do know a girl who liked comic books, but she hadn't read Preacher or Watchmen, so I was like Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Did you punch her in the face and say Archie doesn't count?
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Is it strange that I don't know any girls that actually like Video games? I mean, I know a few of my mates girlfriends have said stuff like they enjoyed Banjo Kazooie on N64, or they once played Halo or something but thats it.
I do know a girl who liked comic books, but she hadn't read Preacher or Watchmen, so I was like Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
They're pretty rare. I know a couple that are big into JRPG's and stuff like Animal Crossing and Harvest Moon.
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Is it strange that I don't know any girls that actually like Video games? I mean, I know a few of my mates girlfriends have said stuff like they enjoyed Banjo Kazooie on N64, or they once played Halo or something but thats it.
I do know a girl who liked comic books, but she hadn't read Preacher or Watchmen, so I was like Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Did you punch her in the face and say Archie doesn't count?
I can't remember what she did read, but it was certainly better than Archie at least. I do remember she said Venom comics were her 'guilty pleasure', and I can't for the life of me remember what else she read.
I think one was some Australian comic named "Chrome" or similar.
Oh and Identity Crisis or something like that.
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...I don't know any other girls that play video games... well accept for Guitar Hero :/ and stuff.... most of them think im weird when I say things like "I played Resident Evil 5 all night" ... their like :S ... why? that's weird.
:p as for comics, im a big fan of those too... Ive just cut my titles in half though :( ...was getting a little to expensive.
:/ ...looks like ill be buying graphic novels instead.
..most of the girls I know who read comics read Spider-man and X-men...
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I asked around a bit last two days, and I actually know some 5/6 girls that are into games.
Or A game at least. One only plays Guitar Hero, other SoR and Mortal Kombat, another only plays GTA.
Then some play all the good stuff.
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to play videogames is not a men exclusive =/ i play from...well, a lot of years because i'm old lol, and i like almost any kind of games from samba de amigo to gears of war. Also some of my female friends likes videogames even if they doesen't play as much as me. It's not true there aren't female gamers, if you just look around you can see it :afroman:
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No girls on the internet.
Girls are meant to be in the kitchen or enjoyed sexually. I saw it on TV. TV DOES NOT LIE.
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My girlfriend hates games.
She used to play Megadrive with her brother growing up so I bought an extra PS3 pad to play the megadrive collection with me.
She played about half an hour of Streets of rage and that was it. bloomin' waste of £30! (the dualshock 3 not the collection, that is pure awesome!)
Apart from that she 'plays' wiifit and I let her win on Mariokart wii.
I will make her play SASAR as it's better than MK in almost every way (no 2player online and no 2 player cup games)
I think it stems from,
'Look baby I just preordered an Xbox360, it's my first console since the Dreamcast but I swear it'll be me last'.
followed a year later by,
'I know I said that the 360 would be my last console but the wii is so different I hardly think it counts. I promise that this will be my last.'
followed a year later by
'Okay I am getting a PS3 but I am selling my wii on ebay to pay for it, this is just lke swapping consoles so it doesn't count.'
followed by her coming home in august to see a wii in the tv bench next to my PS3 and 360.
'sigh'
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Maybe it is better that she just lays down next to you and watches you play. I mean, don't want to fight over her for the controller. :|
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:/ I was always annoyed that I played more games then my ex... He used to get annoyed if I beat him at Mortal Kombat and wouldn't speak to me for hours... bloody fag :/
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Maybe it is better that she just lays down next to you and watches you play. I mean, don't want to fight over her for the controller. :|
I was just joking about the pad, I wanted it for the sega game and also for the rumble anyway.
Also, I don't play games when it's the two of us as I know she wouldn't enjoy it.
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My gf likes watching me play Braid, Seaman, Viva Pinata and The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom. SHe also gets a kick out of any avatar game, because I think she thinks my 360 avatar is better looking than I am (he has better clothing, at least).
My girlfriend hates games.
HA! Similar experience with me.
We moved in together 3.5 years ago and I had a PS2 and Dreamcast hooked up, plus an XBOX in storage. PS2 was the DVD player so really only the Dreamcast stood out as a gaming device.
Then 1 year later the XBOX came out to join the other two.
Then another year later my parents drove out to visit and brought me my second Dreamcast, my Genesis, my Nomad, my Sega CD, my 32X, my Saturn, my Game Gear and about 60 games! LOL oh man....
Then 7 months ago I bought a 360 after winning $350 at a cruise ship casino. She didn't like the idea, but once I showed her the wonders of NetFlix via the 360, she literally said "thank you" to me!
Now the game systems are at a good level, and most are in the back room in a discreet TV cabinet. If I bought a PS3 or Wii, I think I'd be single. lol
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:/ I was always annoyed that I played more games then my ex... He used to get annoyed if I beat him at Mortal Kombat and wouldn't speak to me for hours... bloody fag :/
See, this is one of those things I can't possibly relate to. Nobody beats me at MK4 cof cof
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...I don't know any other girls that play video games... well accept for Guitar Hero :/ and stuff.... most of them think im weird when I say things like "I played Resident Evil 5 all night" ... their like :S ... why? that's weird.
:p as for comics, im a big fan of those too... Ive just cut my titles in half though :( ...was getting a little to expensive.
:/ ...looks like ill be buying graphic novels instead.
..most of the girls I know who read comics read Spider-man and X-men...
Yeah I never bought comics by the issue (apart from when I was really young and buying Sonic Comics! :P ) , I always either get the collected paperbacks or graphic novels. I personally prefer it that way, much easier to store and probably cheaper in the long run.
Also I have no patience to wait a month between each chapter, which is why I prefer reading comics that are finished or close to the end of their run.
As for the Mortal Kombat shenanigans, you should have made him play Virtua Fighter instead! :afroman:
to play videogames is not a men exclusive =/ i play from...well, a lot of years because i'm old lol, and i like almost any kind of games from samba de amigo to gears of war. Also some of my female friends likes videogames even if they doesen't play as much as me. It's not true there aren't female gamers, if you just look around you can see it :afroman:
As you and Snowcats prove the girl gamers are obviously out there, but I keep hearing statistics (probably from Nintendo) that state stuff like '40% of all gamers are girls!', which leads me to think they have a pretty broad definition of the term 'gamer'.
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Hmm, :p I think he would have cried had I beaten him at VF aswell.
...As for this 40% malarkey, I agree that it must be very wide, I wouldn't consider someone who has only played the Wii and DS a gamer... I wouldn't consider someone who only plays Guitar Hero a gamer.
I remember a time when the game shops near me had no female staff, and when a girl walked in they were all over her "do you need any help?" like she was some kind of retard :/ ... now a few of the shops have more female staff then male staff... Now, I have no problem with female staff, but I went in to pre order Mortal Kombat vs DC (yeah, who knows why :/) and the girl actually said... "Is that the one with Ryu and Blanka in?" ...... I just walked away, its her job to know what these games are.
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Hmm, :p I think he would have cried had I beaten him at VF aswell.
...As for this 40% malarkey, I agree that it must be very wide, I wouldn't consider someone who has only played the Wii and DS a gamer... I wouldn't consider someone who only plays Guitar Hero a gamer.
I remember a time when the game shops near me had no female staff, and when a girl walked in they were all over her "do you need any help?" like she was some kind of retard :/ ... now a few of the shops have more female staff then male staff... Now, I have no problem with female staff, but I went in to pre order Mortal Kombat vs DC (yeah, who knows why :/) and the girl actually said... "Is that the one with Ryu and Blanka in?" ...... I just walked away, its her job to know what these games are.
Yeah sometimes the employees at those game stores are hopeless, although I've never personally had any that didn't know their stuff. The worst I've had was the manager at my local EBgames saying that he heard Bayonetta only got "mixed reviews" and I was all like "OMGWTFBBQ it's like da best you wobbegog! 10/10 from Hyper magazine!"
And I've seen a couple of girls serving before as well, one of them was wearing a rooster hat from the Scribblenauts game. I was going to make a joke, but all I could think of were ones relating to 'Cocks'...
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:afroman:
...Id have gone with "You look like a cock in that hat"
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I do not get how some dudes that are paid to know about games and make people want to buy them don't know as much as I do. And all it takes is like 30 daily minutes looking up at some gaming site..
I think I've never seen a girl working at a videogame store.. Then again, I don't go to videogame stores a whole lot.
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Get your lady friends to try out Bayonetta. Once they get over the "Pervy" stuff they will absolutely fall in love with the game. Seriously, try it! It works 1 out of 1 times for me!
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I do not get how some dudes that are paid to know about games and make people want to buy them don't know as much as I do. And all it takes is like 30 daily minutes looking up at some gaming site..
I think I've never seen a girl working at a videogame store.. Then again, I don't go to videogame stores a whole lot.
Because it's an unskilled customer service job perhaps?
I've a couple of women working in the GAME near me, I don't ask them about games though so I have no idea if they're knowledgable or not.
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GAME dude are usually really nice people. This one time I was at the mall during Sony's E3 conference, so I entered the store and asked how was it going. They politely informed me and traded thoughts on how some awesome games were coming out at the time..
Whenever I have some dudes coming over they always want to play Bayonetta. At first it's awesome fun! ...then it starts getting awkward.
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I'm just going to use this thread to say that I missed you guys. I've been rather absent these days because of being too busy dealing with failing relationships.
How come a girl puts you in the "friend zone" in a middle of a romantic relationship without either of us screwing up anything?
What the fuck. Seriously, I don't get it. She's indeed my best friend, but there was quite a bit more than that going on.
It's just frustrating you know..
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Just let it go. My best friend is a woman, by the way.
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Welcome to the friend zone crackdude.... happens to girls too ¬_¬
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I'm just going to use this thread to say that I missed you guys. I've been rather absent these days because of being too busy dealing with failing relationships.
How come a girl puts you in the "friend zone" in a middle of a romantic relationship without either of us screwing up anything?
What the fuck. Seriously, I don't get it. She's indeed my best friend, but there was quite a bit more than that going on.
It's just frustrating you know..
Women are odd creatures. If another girl finds you 'attractive', she will fall all over you like you are the cure for cancer.
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Best is to move on I guess.. Have some ice cream with her or something..
And I'm off to be some other attractive girl's cure for cancer :D
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I wish I could get over things as easily as you.
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I usually feel like a piece of shit for a couple of days.. Then I get better :)
Concentrating all my negative feelings in a short period of time works out for me usually.. Each person has different ways of getting over things.
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I envy you.
For instance, playing Yakuza made me feel violent. I suppose you see where this is going.
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I have a problem with my boyfriend and I need some advise. What do you do when they always try to dominate you? Lately he has been telling me to shut up a lot and has been acting very aggressive. He also wants me around him too much, but last night I ditched him and he kept phoning my house. I am not sure how to react.
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I think you should leave him.
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I have a problem with my boyfriend and I need some advise. What do you do when they always try to dominate you? Lately he has been telling me to shut up a lot and has been acting very aggressive. He also wants me around him too much, but last night I ditched him and he kept phoning my house. I am not sure how to react.
It's clear he wants you to become a transexual. Not post-op though, he still wants the male genetalia. I reccommend getting some surgery in Mexico with a no-questions-asked doctor.
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So I arrive home from London, doing my thing.. And suddenly I find out that the girl I broke up with less than 2 weeks ago is with this dude now.
What a WHORE.
Plus, she attends most of my disciplines at school. I'll have to see her tomorrow and she wants us to be friends and shit! What the fuck man.. I wouldn't mind staying friends with her but shit!
Why do people continuously screw up my mind?
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Welcome back. You should've stayed in England and married Aki-at.
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Maybe I should have indeed.
Oh, and the other dude's the Vitoria de Setubal's young goalkeeper. It's not like I had a whole lot of chance, but cmon..
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If he's a footballer then maybe you deserve a lady with more refined tastes.
Just saying.
EDIT: Hold on, Setúbal? Where the fuck do you live? I thought you were a Northerner like Max and I.
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Crackdude didn't even tell me he was in London!
I am sorry Crackdude, but our relationship is over. I'm seeing someone else now.
[spoiler:3ml5fzao]It's Orta.[/spoiler:3ml5fzao]
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I said it here on the forum man! Don't you break up on me too! :evil:
If he's a footballer then maybe you deserve a lady with more refined tastes.
Just saying..
Wow, this actually cheered me up a lot. Thanks dude :)
And nah I'm actually Setubal-born, and live in Palmela. I'd love to live in Porto though. I freaking love the Sado.
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So I arrive home from London, doing my thing.. And suddenly I find out that the girl I broke up with less than 2 weeks ago is with this dude now.
What a WHORE.
You got the wrong definition of a whore, that sounds more like the definition of a teenage girl.
This is a whore:
Main Entry: 1whore
Pronunciation: ˈhȯr, ˈhu̇r
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English hore, from Old English hōre; akin to Old Norse hōra whore, hōrr adulterer, Latin carus dear — more at charity
Date: before 12th century
1 : a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman
2 : a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3 : a venal or unscrupulous person
Also, 95% of girls cannot make up their minds; she will have a phase where she will want to date you again after she gets mad at the new guy.
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Crackdude didn't even tell me he was in London!
I am sorry Crackdude, but our relationship is over. I'm seeing someone else now.
[spoiler:31yngfix]It's Orta.[/spoiler:31yngfix]
You said you were saving yourself for me!
On a serious note I would like to travel to England sometime. We'll have to play some Rambo at Troxidixirino arcade or whatever it's called.
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This is a whore:
Main Entry: 1whore
Pronunciation: ˈhȯr, ˈhu̇r
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English hore, from Old English hōre; akin to Old Norse hōra whore, hōrr adulterer, Latin carus dear — more at charity
Date: before 12th century
1 : a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman
2 : a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3 : a venal or unscrupulous person
lol :roll:
but yeah I got what you were saying. Geez George don't get so technical, it was just a way of saying how she is insensible on her actions.
oh! I've been to the Troxidixirino a couple of years ago! They have this awesome laser-tag there, don't they?
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Finally, I have a girlfriend :mrgreen:.
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Finally, I have a girlfriend :mrgreen:.
Oh congrats on that! :D
I need to pick one of those up one of these days too.
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What you need is a fuck buddy.
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Finally, I have a girlfriend :mrgreen:.
How is that going?
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Finally, I have a girlfriend :mrgreen:.
How is that going?
Pretty good ^_^. BTW, this was from SFW (Sonic Fanon Wiki).
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....So you have a virtual girlfriend?
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Whoa.
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Makes me feel better about being single.
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What you need is a fuck buddy.
That's actually not my style at all O_o I'm a changed man xD
I actually am getting into a new kind of relationship.. Maybe I'll talk about it once I can get my mind into it.
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That was fast. I wish I was that fast.
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This thread is so confusing. So are you guys all dating anime pillows or something? Or is this like some sort of DSi game?
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That was fast. I wish I was that fast.
Actually it's a lot more complicated..
You see, I had a girlfriend. But we live far apart so we decided to just stay friends waiting for we both to go to college and then start something serious.
Thing is, I met this girl.. And I started going out with her. This is the one I broke up with. Now I'm back to my old girlfriend, since she started texting me saying that she loved me and didn't want to lose me.
Well, I love her. But she has also made me suffer quite a bit before. I'm cautious now..but I want to be with her too.
My love life's chaotic for shit!
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....So you have a virtual girlfriend?
.... Well, yes, but I'll give you a hint: She's from PA (and it's not Panama). I'll meet up with her in person someday...
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Pennsylvania? Is she me?
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Pennsylvania? Is she me?
Yes! [sheepily] Oh and by the way, this is what she (my girlfriend) looks like: http://http://sonicfanon.wikia.com/wiki/File:19247_1232767110293_1562630866_30762573_4585288_n.jpg
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YOU'RE DATING SANTA!? Nice!
I have so many things for you to pass on to him. Like why didn't I get that Dreamcast broadband modem I asked for. >:^(
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...You can also ask Santa why he stopped leaving me surprises like games consoles once I turned 18...
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That was fast. I wish I was that fast.
Actually it's a lot more complicated..
You see, I had a girlfriend. But we live far apart so we decided to just stay friends waiting for we both to go to college and then start something serious.
Thing is, I met this girl.. And I started going out with her. This is the one I broke up with. Now I'm back to my old girlfriend, since she started texting me saying that she loved me and didn't want to lose me.
Well, I love her. But she has also made me suffer quite a bit before. I'm cautious now..but I want to be with her too.
My love life's chaotic for shit!
Hey, at least you seem to have a lady that actually likes and seems to deserve you.
*cries a river*
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...You can also ask Santa why he stopped leaving me surprises like games consoles once I turned 18...
.... you sure? "Santa" is wearing glasses.
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That was fast. I wish I was that fast.
Actually it's a lot more complicated..
You see, I had a girlfriend. But we live far apart so we decided to just stay friends waiting for we both to go to college and then start something serious.
Thing is, I met this girl.. And I started going out with her. This is the one I broke up with. Now I'm back to my old girlfriend, since she started texting me saying that she loved me and didn't want to lose me.
Well, I love her. But she has also made me suffer quite a bit before. I'm cautious now..but I want to be with her too.
My love life's chaotic for shit!
Hey, at least you seem to have a lady that actually likes and seems to deserve you.
*cries a river*
(http://http://1.media.tumblr.com/Ibo2y5lv0iqmc7bx8AP81jdyo1_400.jpg)
There's always someone willing to love you, she just may not know it yet!
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Women. She is doing the cycle CrackDude.
Yes, no, yes, no. Be careful, she can change her mind at any second.
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.... Not all women are crazy..
Some are just perverted
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Women. She is doing the cycle CrackDude.
Yes, no, yes, no. Be careful, she can change her mind at any second.
This isn't very reassuring..
God, I wish they would all just BACK OFF for a while.
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(http://http://1.media.tumblr.com/Ibo2y5lv0iqmc7bx8AP81jdyo1_400.jpg)
There's always someone willing to love you, she just may not know it yet!
Funny image. There is no she right now. I'm an asexual being for the time...being.
.... Not all women are crazy..
Some are just perverted
I'm a magnet for crazy women. Except they're not crazy about me. lol
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:/ ....
I am a weird guy magnet.
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:/ ....
I am a weird guy magnet.
I'm a weird perverted-girl magnet..
..are you perverted? :/
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This thread is getting sexy.
*hides in bushes and starts to watch*
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...Define perverted... I think I am perfectly normal... uhh sexually.
...
..at least you don't attract guys that are twice your age ¬___________¬ who have never had girlfriends in there lives.
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...Define perverted... I think I am perfectly normal... uhh sexually.
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..at least you don't attract guys that are twice your age ¬___________¬ who have never had girlfriends in there lives.
Do you go ass to mouth?
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I don't.
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...Define perverted... I think I am perfectly normal... uhh sexually.
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..at least you don't attract guys that are twice your age ¬___________¬ who have never had girlfriends in there lives.
Do you go ass to mouth?
Never go ass to mouth...
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I don't.
I think he was talking to me, and I only do that for an extra $500.
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...Define perverted... I think I am perfectly normal... uhh sexually.
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..at least you don't attract guys that are twice your age ¬___________¬ who have never had girlfriends in there lives.
Sexually normal would be nice.. It's not like I want you to do some creepy thing involving strawberry soap and wood polisher.. right?
Never go ass to mouth...
and this.
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I just found out this former interest of mine found herself someone. I seem to have this touch: right after I back out they always find someone. Amazing shit, I tell you.
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Amazing shit, I tell you.
An ass to mouth practitioner would say that same thing.
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Amazing shit, I tell you.
An ass to mouth practitioner would say that same thing.
If we did post of the week, this would be it.
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I concur. It made my day.
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Amazing shit, I tell you.
An ass to mouth practitioner would say that same thing.
Drunk.G, making our relationship mischiefs more tolerable every day <3
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Goodnight everybody!
(leaves on a high note)
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I just found out this former interest of mine found herself someone. I seem to have this touch: right after I back out they always find someone. Amazing shit, I tell you.
You sound like Dane Cook in that movie with Jessica Alba.
So it is only logical that you will meet Jessica Alba next and live happily ever after with her.
[spoiler:3468x6wc]I wish I posted this before Barry[/spoiler:3468x6wc]
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What's the best way to get blood stains out of tile grout (The stuff in between tiles on, say a bathroom floor)? Bleach?
(Related to relationships, it involved a prostitute)
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In my ignorance I'd say paint them.
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If you follow Orta's advice you would have to remember to dispose of the paint and whatever you used to paint with as traces of blood will remain.
However, it is recommended you import the strongest brand of Norwegian bleach you can possibly find. Before it arrives, pour a rancid bowl of a day old water, garlic and onion mix that you have baked for an hour in every section of the floor said blood is in. If you have forgotten where some was, cover as much of the room as possible. Once the Norwegian bleach has arrived, use it on the floor to get rid of the stains. If by some chance random dogs come into the room said blood was in, they would not be able to sense it through the bleach and concoction I have described.
As an extra precaution, it is best to depose of any records you may have had of purchasing all of the above.
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^THanks for the advice, I'll do that today!
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Hey, Sega Bits. Can you lecture me on how to become an asshole?
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Hey, Sega Bits. Can you lecture me on how to become an asshole?
I thought you already were?
www.instantrimshot.com (http://www.instantrimshot.com)
Just foolin' brah. Why would you want to be an asshole?
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I'm back on the market and nice guys never win.
Better than instantrimshot.com (http://http://www.instantsfun.es/)
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Assholes attract trollops, not nice girls.
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Next time you go out on a date and you agree to meet up at some place, go to a nearby place where you can see her but she can't see you. Stand there for a while until she's almost about to leave and then show up. Don't say you're sorry. This will make her value you more. You're important and she needs you no matter how late you are.
If you're in a group, don't stand next to her.. Just go lean against a wall and take out your mobile phone and text something. You're not needy. She is needy. She will come TO YOU.
Don't tell her you need her. Tell her you want to spend time with her, when she suggests a date say you're busy. When you feel like it, call her and tell her to come be with you "right now!". Be pissed if she doesn't. She will come.
If she comes over your house for dinner and you're alone, make sure you only have the one drink she hates the most. Make her drink tap water. When she whines about it say you'll make it up for her with some great sex. Get some.
(I so did not do any of these.. get it..)
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Assholes attract trollops, not nice girls.
I didn't say I was looking for nice girls. Not inside their heads anyway.
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Basically do the 'crap' then be nice. If you treat a girl like crap then out of the blue you are nice to her for a bit, shes like 'OMG TOO AWESOME'
Also confidence. Act like yo shit don't stink.
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Assholes attract trollops, not nice girls.
My girlfriend is so nice that when I insult her she thanks me...
I must be the nicest fucking guy... I don't even...
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...Hmm, personally I don't think being nasty is the way forward, a girl will stay with some one she thinks can protect her but that she can talk to. ;p
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...Hmm, personally I don't think being nasty is the way forward, a girl will stay with some one she thinks can protect her but that she can talk to. ;p
You shut up and wait in the car.
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Assholes attract trollops, not nice girls.
My girlfriend is so nice that when I insult her she thanks me...
I must be the nicest fucking guy... I don't even...
You make ponds. You are god. You don't count.
Anyway, I'll think of something to make the first move. Approaching a complete stranger can be odd.
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Next time you go out on a date and you agree to meet up at some place, go to a nearby place where you can see her but she can't see you. Stand there for a while until she's almost about to leave and then show up. Don't say you're sorry. This will make her value you more. You're important and she needs you no matter how late you are.
If you're in a group, don't stand next to her.. Just go lean against a wall and take out your mobile phone and text something. You're not needy. She is needy. She will come TO YOU.
Don't tell her you need her. Tell her you want to spend time with her, when she suggests a date say you're busy. When you feel like it, call her and tell her to come be with you "right now!". Be pissed if she doesn't. She will come.
If she comes over your house for dinner and you're alone, make sure you only have the one drink she hates the most. Make her drink tap water. When she whines about it say you'll make it up for her with some great sex. Get some.
(I so did not do any of these.. get it..)
You totally are Ronaldo, there is no other explaination.
Did you use this on Paris?
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...Hmm, personally I don't think being nasty is the way forward, a girl will stay with some one she thinks can protect her but that she can talk to. ;p
Thats what all girls say...
First rule, don't listen to what girls say... They don't know what they want.
Case point:
All the girls in my old school said exactly what SnowCat just said,
All the nice guys that shes talking about got shit all
All the complete dickheads were knee deep in vaginas.
It was EXACTLY the same at your school too... wasnt it guys?! WASNT IT!?
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Pretty much.
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Well then I am an exception 'cos I only like nice guys....
...which is why nasty guys don't like me ;p
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Agree with Snowcat, not interested in someone that makes you feel like a piece of shit. But i admit someone not so "easy to have" is a bit interesting to me :)
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I have to legs ladies, one for each of you to sit on. HAR HAR HAR.
(Never works)
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Agree with Snowcat, not interested in someone that makes you feel like a piece of shit. But i admit someone not so "easy to have" is a bit interesting to me :)
Challenges, eh?
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I have to legs ladies, one for each of you to sit on. HAR HAR HAR.
(Never works)
They are probably confused because you used 'to' instead of 'two'.
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Well then I am an exception 'cos I only like nice guys....
...which is why nasty guys don't like me ;p
Agree with Snowcat, not interested in someone that makes you feel like a piece of shit. But i admit someone not so "easy to have" is a bit interesting to me :)
And ALL girls think they are the exception too the rule... ALL girls.
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Hmm, ok then Sharky.... find a nasty guy who likes me and I will no longer feel like the exception. :)
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I got slapped today.. Something about a female colleague of mine being a cunt and me stating so..
Then I said "get off my face, please" and I was all cool with everything and went on talking to whom I was talking to before, and this somehow really pissed her off. Awesome shit. Then her boyfriend got all though guy and I laughed at his face and he made a really funny mad face so I laughed harder and I almost got punched but I didn't, and this also pissed her off even more.
Girls are weird. I love my douchey self :3
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Men who get involved in their women fights are such good poodles.
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Women, do you like to be manipulative? Or is it just this one? :shock:
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Every girl I have been with has been manipulative. I do not mind it as much as other people do, and do not really think of it as a negative personality trait, but most likely it is me just being a pussy. Maybe people here just do not realize how clever some women can be?
[spoiler:1secf6fp]Clever women is an oxymoron[/spoiler:1secf6fp]
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Except there is nothing going on with this particular one (there was). Yet, there are times I feel I'm wanted to be kept as a toy or some sick shit. Nothing ever actually hapenned btw. I don't get it, I like the person in question as a friend but this damages my trust
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Women are just as manipulative as men, my ex was very manipulative.
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Wait was your ex a woman?
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Women are just as manipulative as men, my ex was very manipulative.
Nothing happened in my case. Besides, she is seeing someone else. I really don't get it. I don't think I ever will.
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Should I quit the internet?
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Wait was your ex a woman?
...If only
No, im kidding, he was a guy.... but he played the "if you do that ill do something stupid card" alot.
ALSO ORTA!
NO! DON'T QUIT THE INTERNET! we will miss you :(
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Yes, we need your various witty comments and sparkling personality! I'm not even being sarcastic, you're a well loved member of the forum.
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All of Orta's posts are stupid, I learned that from his avatar. (He changed his avatar, so this response makes no sense to anyone who is reading this post just now)
If you left the Internet, we all would be very sad as you are one of the best members! If you left I would find you, I would find you hard.
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I would still have an Xbox Live account.
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I used to quit the internet for months at a time, I have not done it for awhile. Ask Sharky, he used to give me shit about it.
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I used to quit the internet for months at a time, I have not done it for awhile. Ask Sharky, he used to give me shit about it.
What a dick!
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I used to quit the internet for months at a time, I have not done it for awhile. Ask Sharky, he used to give me shit about it.
What a dick!
Pretty sure you are cumming on to me.
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I used to quit the internet for months at a time, I have not done it for awhile. Ask Sharky, he used to give me shit about it.
What a dick!
Pretty sure you are cumming on to me.
Woah there cowboy, its only the second date.
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Wish me luck everyone, I'm going to need the combined willpower, care and motivation to bend the universe to my favour for once! Reach out and give Made Man your power!
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Wish me luck everyone, I'm going to need the combined willpower, care and motivation to bend the universe to my favour for once! Reach out and give Made Man your power!
My positive energies are focused on you MadeMan!
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Now I got Fabio on my side! :afroman:
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I will give you all the power of my Sonic Screwdriver amplified through the eye of harmony of the TARDIS and further enchanced by advanced Gallifreyan technologies by hancing the massive amount of energy in the void.
Just remember it doesn't do wood.
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Have my Red Ideya, Mademang. I have no use for it.
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Even the Tardis and Red Ideya may not be enough, but thanks anyway guys!
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...Im just gonna say good luck with whatever your doing Mademang. :afroman:
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Good luck on whatever is going on Mademan! Remember to use dead eye mode!
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Thanks again! It's nothing terribly exciting I'm afraid, just had a series of unfortunate events from earlier in the week.
Also funny you mention dead-eye, I'm going to a shooting range this weekend. I'll report back if my dead eye came in handy with target practice. :p
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Tell her, "I find you attractive, do you want to go to the movies".
Peel the band-aid, if its not good, move on. Simple. Better than waiting and being attached. Plus, if a girl liked you, I'm sure you would appreciate the bluntness.
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S'all good. Under control for the time being. :afroman:
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They don't appreciate that much bluntness, George. o__o We're not assuming that this girl is totally desperate, are we?
Asking her to a coffee shop or a small, casual restaurant would be a much better option. But don't simply ask her out of the blue, either. Talk to her a bit first, and try to give the impression that you're someone who she'd enjoy hanging out with. People are attracted to those with calm self-confidence, but not blunt arrogance. Also, make sure to be a good listener, and not spend large amounts of time talking about yourself unless she's interested to hear it. Most importantly, don't ever lie about yourself or try to make yourself seem like you're someone you're not (unless you're hoping for a one night stand or something).
Obviously, I'm not an expert at dating girls, but I'd say that's some rather universal advice. I hope that it wasn't too obvious or anything. ^__^
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I would appreciate. Life is short, stop wasting time. Girls know if they want to have sex with you in the first 10 mins they know you.
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Things. :)
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George, that kind of approach is called the Pygmalion Effect or the self-fulfilling prophecy. It's like, I know you don't like me, so let's get it over with. It's better to take the time to get to know someone first. They don't know if they like you at first unless you can impress them with something--personality, whatever.
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That is why you rip your shirt like hulk hogan.
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That is why you rip your shirt like hulk hogan.
It is true. This has worked for me once.
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I demand video.
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Again:
It's 3AM, I forgot how to fall asleep. I just wait around and wait till morning is here.
She's waiting for me to call her, I've forgotten how to care. No matter how much I love her I'm just too afraid of the future to do something about it.
I've cried yet, I forgot what it is to be sad. I did so many bad things I don't allow myself to feel miserable.
I love life, I hate myself. I don't think about it because it isn't worth affecting myself and her because of it. Still, it's 3h30AM and here I am alone wanting her here, praying she's awake too, crying over me and my damned weakness.
I'm sounding off a bit unfair though. Maybe it is true. I may just wish she yearns for me, but I want to spend my life with her. But not this way.. Not apart.. Holding each other, loving each other.
I don't realize what she means to me. Maybe I never will.. I'm just happy to have her.
Love of mine, wherever you are I hope you are aware that I love you.
Fuck my sins. I've awaited your kiss for too long.
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Advice: Crackdude, everything you typed above? Don't tell her that or act like that around her. Girls don't want to date a guy that is down on themselves, they want someone that could protect them and be confident.
Walk up to her house, break down her door, punch her abusive dad in the face and have sex in her parents bed room. After, walk downstairs and force her mother to make you hamburger helper, basket in glory because she will write of your legend in her diary.
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Call her or you'll regret it. I second George's advice. Even if you're a sentimental whiny bitch like myself, get that mask and act confident.
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That's exactly what I'm feeling! I'm mr Man around her and she loves it. But when I'm alone I feel so...down.. I hate being so damn far away from her. I'm a needy son of a bitch lol
Well, I probably better not punch her father in the face since he's probably going to be my professor in University, but yeah that sounds like something I would do.
I will be confident! Thanks guys.
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Farewell and good riddance.
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Wait... fill me in on whats going on with you crack dude... I usually avoid this topic. Why are you apart? does she like you? are you actually going out? Are you crazy?
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...Im just gonna say good luck with whatever your doing Mademang. :afroman:
Hes going to set fire to his girlfriends parents house because it didn't work out.
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...Im just gonna say good luck with whatever your doing Mademang. :afroman:
Hes going to set fire to his girlfriends parents house because it didn't work out.
Funny you should bump this topic, because things were going incredibly well for me, but today it seems everything is falling apart for me, and I just feel terrible. I really feel like I'm at my wit's end here.
This sucks.
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Fish in ponds and stuff.
You are not suppose to be in a relationship to feel terrible.
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I have a friend in that situation... It is (was?!) a five and a half years relationship. I hope she's fine.
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Wait... fill me in on whats going on with you crack dude... I usually avoid this topic. Why are you apart? does she like you? are you actually going out? Are you crazy?
Well, my love life in the last two years:
I fell in love with this girl, exactly 2 years ago from today.
She lives far from me. We are together sometimes along the year, usually going camping or traveling somewhere or going to movies and stuff..
I love her way too much, but I really don't mind it.
(edited out)
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Tás a precisar dumas férias com o Tio Orta.
PESCADORES PESCADORES PESCADORES PESCADORES PESCADORES PESCADORES PESCADORES PESCADORES
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I'm setting a new SB rule... No talking Chinese!... and by that i mean any language I don't understand.
Secondly It sounds like everything is working out for you. I don't see a big problem... Sure maybe you got with another girl but whats a guy to do! If this M girl stopped talking to you for 3 months you are only to expect that she has left you and its time to move on.
I don't think you have any reason to feel guilty. So long as you don't tell her that in those 3 months or so you didn't see anyone you haven't lied to her... So you are not in the wrong at all. And at the end of the day what she doesnt know cant hurt her.
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Secondly It sounds like everything is working out for you. I don't see a big problem... Sure maybe you got with another girl but whats a guy to do! If this M girl stopped talking to you for 3 months you are only to expect that she has left you and its time to move on.
I don't think you have any reason to feel guilty. So long as you don't tell her that in those 3 months or so you didn't see anyone you haven't lied to her... So you are not in the wrong at all. And at the end of the day what she doesnt know cant hurt her.
Yeah, you're right. Thanks man.. I suppose I did what anyone would have done. I just felt bad for a while because of it.
I'll now edit my previous post cause as I found out today some stalkers are following me around on the net. Hope they don't find me here but just in case..
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I'm setting a new SB rule... No talking Chinese!... and by that i mean any language I don't understand.
I think we should keep allowing Portuguese as long as they use the word Pescadores at least 5 times per post.
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I'm setting a new SB rule... No talking Chinese!... and by that i mean any language I don't understand.
I think we should keep allowing Portuguese as long as they use the word Pescadores at least 5 times per post.
[youtube:23p56pbn]FcUi6UEQh00[/youtube:23p56pbn]
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I'm setting a new SB rule... No talking Chinese!... and by that i mean any language I don't understand.
You're a mean pescador.
I'll now edit my previous post cause as I found out today some stalkers are following me around on the net. Hope they don't find me here but just in case..
What did you do to be stalked like that?
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I'll now edit my previous post cause as I found out today some stalkers are following me around on the net. Hope they don't find me here but just in case..
What did you do to be stalked like that?
I don't know! A friend of mine showed me some screencaps he got by email of my Facebook information, places I visit on the web and stuff.
I already deleted my FB (I'm sure there's better ways to talk to my England-living cousins anyway) but this is weird as shit!
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Did you delete it or just disabled it?
http://www.facebook.com/help/contact.ph ... te_account (http://www.facebook.com/help/contact.php?show_form=delete_account)
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NOW I have deleted it.
Thanks Orta.
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Don't try to login for the next two weeks or so, or the account will reactivate itself. For some reason it will only go away after that period of time. Fuck you Facebook.
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Well I know that this thread is no longer active I thought it was interesting and should add my own thoughts in.
I have been dating my Boyfriend for a little over a year and he is just great. He loves to watch movies, listen to music and play video games. He has opened my mind to so many great things like the Dreamcast system. Also Anime shows and movies like Hayao Miyazaki and Cowboy Bebop. Since we have been together I know own all of the Miyazaki movies. Almost everything written or directed by Joss Whedon. I went out and bought a PS3. He introduced me to these Forums. I am truly lucky. We have a ton of stuff in common.
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You must be an awesome girlfriend to him!
Anyway, so this is the relationship thread. If mods read this, is it possible to integrate my thread with this on? Their sorta identical
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Thanks. I think the world of him. We get to play video games Cooperatively all the time, we make a great team. It is wonderful. We enjoy everything about movies. We like a lot of the same music. We have a great time together every time we hangout.
:)
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Thanks. I think the world of him. We get to play video games Cooperatively all the time, we make a great team. It is wonderful. We enjoy everything about movies. We like a lot of the same music. We have a great time together every time we hangout.
:)
I'm so happy for you! ^_^
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Thank you very much. :D
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I feel all sticky in this thread.
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Well that is interesting, why is that?
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Cuz he just came all over himself.
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Yes. Reading about other's happy relationships makes me all aroused and hard.
It's one of those things...
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Yes. Reading about other's happy relationships makes me all aroused and hard.
It's one of those things...
:) Thats what I like to hear!
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*walks into room, slowly walks out backwards*
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Well good luck.
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So.. A thing just happened.
On the previous pages I'm talking about this girl, M. What I posted was 2 years ago. Since then I've moved on and am in a stable relationship with a girl I love dearly, I'll call her N. I love N.
I haven't talked to M in a long time. But today I got in bed and noticed a message on my phone from her:
"Damn, I have no right to do this to you!! But damn suddenly I'm missing you, I don't know why. I picked up my notebook [from when we were dating] and I saw something that awoke many things inside me. I don't know if you remember but you wrote: 'I love you. You're my life. You're my partner and I love you'. And fuck I felt a grip inside... I'm a dumbass for doing this to you and I have no right, but I want you to know that part of me still loves you or I don't know what this is, I'm sorry. Forget this.. I don't know why I'm saying it.. Damn.."
It was fucked. up.
I gently told her off.. But reading this caused a certain impact in me. I was NOT expecting this. Even more so now that I've moved on.
Maybe I'm just a big wimp over these things, but I'm kinda sad for her..
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Maybe I'm just a big wimp over these things, but I'm kinda sad for her..
That's the worst kind of bitch. Bitches do that shit all the time, my ex tried to pull this crap with me, and I was with her for nearly five years. Stay strong and dodge her, it can only end in disaster.
You seem to already have that planned out, just know I support your decision to stay with 'N'.
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Thanks bro.
I do not take these thing lightly. It troubles me that she might be thinking about screwing up my relationship with N
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Just remember man, she starts to bitch that sending you that text is a bad idea at the end of the message. Just remember, if she truly thought it was a bad idea, why'd she send it? Because she's attempting to pull some weak ass reverse-psychology bullshit on you, you aren't stupid, you see through that.
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This is proper fucked up. Does she think I'm falling for this?
I think I better not talk to her. I won't let her mess things up
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Not to much for me to add here. Still married, no changes, no complaints. 8)
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You've been married for like 2 years now?
Do you feel much difference from when you were just dating?
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Only been married since last October, so 9 months. I guess you could say we dated for a year before moving in together. Once you're moved in, saying you're dating is odd, since you're together all the time and share a place. So boyfriend/girlfriend living together for three years, then got engaged and then married.
So I guess it doesn't feel that different, seeing as our living situation married is the same as it was for the three previous years living together in sin.
The real changes are that things are far more relaxed. I mean, no expectations in terms of proposing and no wedding planning since it has all already happened. Also, there are the little government perks and the status symbol of having a ring. But yeah, not terribly different.
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@crackdude:
I ran into a similar situation in the past. Definitely stay away, and stick with N.
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@Barry:
Sorry, I totally thought it had been October 2010.
Also, that sounds nice. I'm 20, don't wanna rush things, but living with someone is an idea that appeals to me..
@Soup:
Thanks man..
I see that this is a quite common situation? I had no idea..
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No problem.
It's probably more common than it should be.
Good memories tend to be the ones that stick with people after long stretches of time. So some people run across something that reminds them of the way they imagine things were, and will try to get that back. The big thing to remember is that things are never the same after a full on breakup, and those idealized memories aren't reality anymore.
You're much better off in the happy relationship you're in.