Christmas din-dins!
What do you usually have for Christmas dinner?
Usually I eat quite modestly, 1 meal a day and some fruit or something in the morning/late at night... Not that I'm a heath nut I just really like fruit...
BUT CHRISTMAS DAY and the following days of left overs I eat like a pig! My mother saves up these money off coupons though out the year just so she can go mental buying all sorts of shit we don't need or usually eat at Christmas for cheap.
But what ever it works for me!
My perfect Christmas dinner only needs one thing... A selection of meat! I don't really like turkey, actually I think it is really dry and not even as tasty as chicken so I usually like to have chicken, a big fuck-off ham and some roast beef... Little to no seasoning, I want to know meat is going into my mouth, not herbs. Sausages and Bacon go down well at ALL times of the year.
On Christmas day, I go hungry all day so I'm really fucking hungry when the food is ready... Which of course my mother cooks I also have a couple of glasses of what ever booze is handy so that when the food comes I'm not only hungry I've got that drunk hunger that makes you buy shitty food in town on your way home like kebabs.
In fact I'm so hungry I even like side dishes like sprouts and cabbage, stuffing and all the other trimmings.
There also HAS to be enough food that when everyone is full there is still a ton left over that I can go pick at later that night like a savage scavenger picking clean Santa’s carcass, often making sandwiches out of it with lashings of helmans mayonnaise
Oh and while I’m not a big fan of Christmas pudding, Christmas CAKE is amazing with a nice cup of tea.
Shit I can’t wait for next Christmas dinner!