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The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine!
« on: April 09, 2011, 08:22:22 pm »
I have just found the most amazing post on an amazing forum, Some American baptist church have found the true meaning of the Moomins...


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Default The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine


I know these sick books and animations are not in wider attentions in America, but because of recent events you should know little about them. Moomins are mainly curse of Finland (where they have turned children to Satan for nearly 70 years) and northern Europe but as they are really depraved it is really not a surprise that they have (especially animated series) drawn attention of the Japs.


Moomintroll using witchcraft to cook his meal at night.


Japs have even build Moomins shrine near where I live. Flocks of these heathen midgets make their annual 5000 mile pilgrim there to worship these demons.

This is how we come to spot why you should know about them. Recent display of God's wrath upon Japan, may launch waves of illegal chink immigrants on your way. As they are from Japan, there is big risk that they have been infected by Moomins, and it is vital that you recognize the symptoms.

The Moomins themselves are white pig/hippo like demons that live in the Moomin Valley. Their appearance is taken from bible part where Jesus drives devil out of two men.

Matthew 8:28-32 And when he was come to the other side into the country of the Gergesenes, there met him two possessed with devils, coming out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no man might pass by that way. And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time? And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine feeding. So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine. And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.

So you see, Moomins are metaphor for demon possessed men.



Let's take closer look on some of the denizens of this valley of abominations.




Moomintroll

Moomintroll is a bastard son of Moominmamma and Moominpappa. Has openly sexual relationship with Snorkmaiden. Sometimes they live in sin together in Moomin house. Troll is malevolent being out of Scandinavian mythology, originally referring to Finnish people.

Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
1 Corinthians 7:2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.


Moominmamma & Moominpappa
Guardians of Moomintroll, not married, relationships are unclear. Let Moomintroll share bed with harlot Snorkmaiden under their roof.

Proverbs 6:32 But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul


Little My
Another bastard raised by Moomins. She is of different race than Moomins. Thieving anarchist.

Job 24:14 The murderer rising with the light killeth the poor and needy, and in the night is as a thief.

Snork maiden
A whore that seduces Moomintroll into fornication.

Deuteronomy 23:18 Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.


Hattifatteners
Small demons that roams in packs and tries to burn everything with their hellfire. They are described as misunderstood creatures.

Snufkin
Revolting freeloading hippie. Atheist and hates all authorities and constantly smokes different hallucinogens in his corn pipe. This junkie is half-brother of Little My.

The Groke
The enemy of the Moomins. He is big flat-nosed savage black creature who communicates with feral growls and only want to harm others. His purpose is to enforce racial stereotypes.

The Hemulen
Maybe the most deviant of all creatures in Moomin valley. This seemingly harmless elder chap is truly a libertine and abomination. He lives alone, wears a purple dress, collects butterflies and stamps and like frolicking with younger males of the Moomin valley. This lewd sodomite goes constantly on sex vacations.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.





Few examples of Moomin books:


Comet in Moomin land
Preaches to kids of heliocentric universe, evilution and other secular “science”


Finn family Moomintroll
Moomins finds a Hobgoblin's hat. Hobgoblin is sorcerer and Moomins perform all sorts of witchcraft with the hat.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


Exploits of Moominpappa

Self-explanatory. Stories of young Moominpappa indulging in world of crime, booze and gay sex.

Midsummer madness
Moomins are performing different spells to evoke some pagan gods at the eve of midsummer.



As you see, The Moomins are filled with practically with every possible sin you can think from dark magic to sodomy. All of this is fed to children as positive things. You might ask what kind of monster would come up with such a perverted stories for little-ones.

It is twisted Pervert named Tove Jansson. She was worst kind of openly lesbian feminatzi. She was also very bitter as she realized that her lesbianism was beyond redemption. As a rug-muncher filled with hate she was, her only purpose later in life was to drag as many children as possible with her to hell. She is even doing it now behind the grave.

So heed my warning. Stay way from Moomins! They have only been designed to lead children into damnation. If you ever come by ANY Moomin related material, you must burn it immediately, but use gloves before touching Moomin products. So great is the evil behind the Moomins that even short exposure can be harmful to your soul.



Yours in Christ,

Alphonse

Source:
http://http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=61771






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Offline Pao

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Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine!
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2011, 01:57:45 am »
...I think the forum is parody, at least I hope so... Those "Tags" or "Medals" under their user names strongly suggest its a parody forum, I REFUSE to believe such people exist.

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Do young Moomins go out on missions, spending time knocking on doors and pushing the Book of Moomin on people?
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I'm not sure, but as they are truly hellish creatures, I would not be surprised if they were Jehovan witnesses as well.
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As I thought, its parody.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
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Offline Sharky

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Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine!
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2011, 04:23:31 pm »
Yes, it is.
But I found the entire post very funny.
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