I went to see Machete on Saturday.
Jessica Alba and Lindsey Lohan in one movie? I could only take so much shitty acting.
Lindsey Lohan's character was fine, when it started, but after she had the three-some with Machete and her mom, she should have been killed off. Her later in the movie, was fucking stupid.
Steven Seagal was badass. [spoiler:3f2j43yb]When he gets stabbed in the end by Machete, he could have killed him, but decided not too because he didn't want to see hi in hell.[/spoiler:3f2j43yb]
A few things I hated about the film. First was the low riders and the early 90 stereotypical 'home boy' attitude. THE FUCK. I have not seen anyone act like that since 1993. Fuck off with it. Worse part is when the fucking kid from SPY KIDS is playing one of the gangsters. Are we serious?
Choice in music was perfect, Machete played his part. He is not a stone cold killer, I mean, he kills, but he has a heart. Its not just 'RIP OFF HEADS AND MOVE ON', there is some comedy injected.
Oh, there is a part, towards the end, that tries to get way too preachy. Cheesy preachy.