Dang, bummer I caught it so late. I'll have to go through your archives though. The mafia? Lol, another one I had never seen.
Someone new to the site might not find it so funny, at this point it's more of an inside joke. But, back before SEGAbits existed, it was just SEGA Nerds. Then SEGA Nerds sold themselves out to a site called The Kartel. A site all about videogames and pop culture. It was loaded with ads, a ton of bad content to appeal to pop culture, and top 10 lists. and the admin called himself "The Godfather". The site also had rewards points called "$karma".
SEGAbits was created because of that, and one year it was decided we would do our own version of The Kartel as an april fools joke. it was a hit. lol