"Kudos? Whats that?"
"It's gamerspeak for 1337 skills."
"I think you play one too many video games!"
*everybody laughs*
I was going to say it reads like the script to Big Bang Theory, but that would be more like.
Sheldon: Hey Penny
*Audience can be heard sniggering in anticipation of a joke*
Penny: Hi Sheldon
*A few audience members begin outright laughing, but are quickly smothered angrily by other audience members in fear they won't hear the upcoming humour*
Sheldon: I recieved some Kudos today...
*Audience members let out moderate laughs that last for the full one minute of silence, many try to stifle their laughter in anticipation of the punch-line but simply cannot contain it*
Sheldon: it's a form of praise on a video game forum.
*Several audience members are killed instantly from ruptured lungs as they laugh so incontrollably hard the begin vomiting blood. Others drown from the blood gushing into their mouths as they are laughing so uncontrollably hard they could not close their mouths to stop the liquid. Still laughing, audience members attempt to move out of the way of the carnage of dead and drowning people but trip over corpses as they begin to lose bodily control from the laughter. In an attempt to quell their inane reactions they begin clawing at themselves, rending flesh from bone, a futile excercise as the entire live studio audience dies a horrific but enjoyed death*
