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Offline Sharky

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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #120 on: April 17, 2010, 07:05:45 am »
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...Define perverted... I think I am perfectly normal... uhh sexually.

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..at least you don't attract guys that are twice your age ¬___________¬ who have never had girlfriends in there lives.
Do you go ass to mouth?

Never go ass to mouth...
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Offline MadeManG74

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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #121 on: April 17, 2010, 08:40:12 am »
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I don't.

I think he was talking to me, and I only do that for an extra $500.
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Offline crackdude

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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #122 on: April 17, 2010, 12:50:23 pm »
Quote from: "Snowcat"
...Define perverted... I think I am perfectly normal... uhh sexually.

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..at least you don't attract guys that are twice your age ¬___________¬ who have never had girlfriends in there lives.
Sexually normal would be nice.. It's not like I want you to do some creepy thing involving strawberry soap and wood polisher.. right?

Quote from: "Sharky"
Never go ass to mouth...
and this.
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #123 on: April 26, 2010, 07:29:39 am »
I just found out this former interest of mine found herself someone. I seem to have this touch: right after I back out they always find someone. Amazing shit, I tell you.
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #124 on: April 26, 2010, 09:05:17 am »
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Amazing shit, I tell you.

An ass to mouth practitioner would say that same thing.
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #125 on: April 26, 2010, 09:15:11 am »
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Amazing shit, I tell you.

An ass to mouth practitioner would say that same thing.

If we did post of the week, this would be it.
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Offline Orta

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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #126 on: April 26, 2010, 09:18:54 am »
I concur. It made my day.
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #127 on: April 26, 2010, 10:20:33 am »
Quote from: "Barry the Nomad"
Quote from: "Orta"
Amazing shit, I tell you.

An ass to mouth practitioner would say that same thing.
Drunk.G, making our relationship mischiefs more tolerable every day <3
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Offline Barry the Nomad

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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #128 on: April 26, 2010, 10:31:02 am »
Goodnight everybody!

(leaves on a high note)
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Offline Sega Uranus

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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #129 on: April 26, 2010, 05:14:08 pm »
Quote from: "Orta"
I just found out this former interest of mine found herself someone. I seem to have this touch: right after I back out they always find someone. Amazing shit, I tell you.

You sound like Dane Cook in that movie with Jessica Alba.

So it is only logical that you will meet Jessica Alba next and live happily ever after with her.

[spoiler:3468x6wc]I wish I posted this before Barry[/spoiler:3468x6wc]
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #130 on: April 27, 2010, 02:38:43 am »
What's the best way to get blood stains out of tile grout (The stuff in between tiles on, say a bathroom floor)? Bleach?
(Related to relationships, it involved a prostitute)
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Offline Orta

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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #131 on: April 27, 2010, 08:54:54 am »
In my ignorance I'd say paint them.
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #132 on: April 27, 2010, 01:22:14 pm »
If you follow Orta's advice you would have to remember to dispose of the paint and whatever you used to paint with as traces of blood will remain.

However, it is recommended you import the strongest brand of Norwegian bleach you can possibly find. Before it arrives, pour a rancid bowl of a day old water, garlic and onion mix that you have baked for an hour in every section of the floor said blood is in. If you have forgotten where some was, cover as much of the room as possible. Once the Norwegian bleach has arrived, use it on the floor to get rid of the stains. If by some chance random dogs come into the room said blood was in, they would not be able to sense it through the bleach and concoction I have described.

As an extra precaution, it is best to depose of any records you may have had of purchasing all of the above.
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #133 on: April 27, 2010, 05:47:07 pm »
^THanks for the advice, I'll do that today!
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Offline Orta

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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #134 on: May 31, 2010, 02:56:27 pm »
Hey, Sega Bits. Can you lecture me on how to become an asshole?
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