I got slapped today.. Something about a female colleague of mine being a cunt and me stating so..
Then I said "get off my face, please" and I was all cool with everything and went on talking to whom I was talking to before, and this somehow really pissed her off. Awesome shit. Then her boyfriend got all though guy and I laughed at his face and he made a really funny mad face so I laughed harder and I almost got punched but I didn't, and this also pissed her off even more.
Girls are weird. I love my douchey self :3