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Lyrics:
Some take the bible for what it's worth
When it says that the meek shall inherit the Earth
Well, I heard that some sheik has bought New Jersey last week
And you suckers ain't gettin' nothin'
Is Hare Rama really wrong
If you wander around with a napkin on
With a bell on a stick and your hair is all gone...
The geek shall inherit nothin'
You say yer life's a bum deal, and yer up against the wall...
Well, people, you ain't even got no deal at all!
'Cause what they do in Washington...
They just takes care of NUMBER ONE!
And NUMBER ONE ain't YOU
You ain't even NUMBER TWO
Those Jesus Freaks, well, they're friendly but
The shit they believe has got their minds all shut
And they don't even care when the church takes a cut
Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin'?
(So whaddya do)
Eat that pork!
Eat that ham!
Laugh till ya choke on Billy Graham!
Moses, Aaron 'n Abraham...
They're all a waste of time!
And it's yer ass that's on the line!
(IT'S YOUR ASS THAT'S ON THE LINE)
Do what you wanna, do what you will
Just don't mess up your neighbor's thrill
And when you pay the bill, kindly leave a little tip
And help the next poor sucker on his one way trip
SOME TAKE THE BIBLE. . .
(Aw gimme a half a dozen for the hotel room!)