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Title: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: MadeManG74 on March 23, 2010, 06:39:22 pm
This is hilarious, he must be doing these horribly on purpose.

I'll let the videos speak for themselves.
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[youtube:2jhz0l4c]dQUws4pNhNE[/youtube:2jhz0l4c]
[youtube:2jhz0l4c]5Rsgog0Z2B8[/youtube:2jhz0l4c]
[youtube:2jhz0l4c]r7byUen4GHM[/youtube:2jhz0l4c]
[youtube:2jhz0l4c]hfLS3qmkIU4[/youtube:2jhz0l4c]
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: Sega Uranus on March 23, 2010, 06:56:17 pm
[youtube:2j1jqwh4]4au9uzYhDik[/youtube:2j1jqwh4]

He has some competition!
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: Barry the Nomad on March 23, 2010, 07:58:19 pm
I love the use of "we" as though he is a part of a larger something.
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: upsidedown fuji on March 23, 2010, 09:05:44 pm
Quote from: "Sega Uranus"
[youtube:9s9ihnta]4au9uzYhDik[/youtube:9s9ihnta]

He has some competition!
I didn't know that guy was still around. I tried to like his stuff but I prefer the AVGN/TGWTG/Angry Joe/The Spoony Experiment from Blistered thumbs better.
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: Snowcat on March 24, 2010, 03:18:02 am
¬_¬ The only reviewers I can stand are AVGN and Fatt Man Judgeth/Urinating Tree
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: fluffymoochicken on March 24, 2010, 05:11:47 am
Ah yes, Navgtr Corp: A strange organization with really terrible video game reviews.

Who and what were they making the reviews for back in the 90's? Was it for an X-Play type of show or something?
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: MadeManG74 on March 24, 2010, 06:03:00 am
Quote from: "fluffymoochicken"
Ah yes, Navgtr Corp: A strange organization with really terrible video game reviews.

Who and what were they making the reviews for back in the 90's? Was it for an X-Play type of show or something?

I have no idea really. Although I wouldn't be surprised if it was just a big gag or something. I mean, he spends 90% of the F1 game review selling his idea for a game where you drive your pregnant wife to the hospital.
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: fluffymoochicken on March 24, 2010, 04:14:59 pm
Oh wow, I'd never seen that review before. xD (Watched it just now, I couldn't watch it last night due to sound problems.)

That F1 game looks nice to me, even though I too would love a good racer with waterfalls, rainbows, and unicorns. ^__^
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: Sega Uranus on March 24, 2010, 04:35:29 pm
Quote from: "fluffymoochicken"
That F1 game looks nice to me, even though I too would love a good racer with waterfalls, rainbows, and unicorns. ^__^

[youtube:3ok7l8vp]FJUCrDtBRKs[/youtube:3ok7l8vp]

Sounds like your kind of game!
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: MadeManG74 on March 24, 2010, 04:49:05 pm
Quote from: "fluffymoochicken"
Oh wow, I'd never seen that review before. xD (Watched it just now, I couldn't watch it last night due to sound problems.)

That F1 game looks nice to me, even though I too would love a good racer with waterfalls, rainbows, and unicorns. ^__^

If they add in some breast cancer it will be truly innovative!
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: fluffymoochicken on March 24, 2010, 05:46:15 pm
Quote from: "Sega Uranus"
Sounds like your kind of game!
I said "good" racer. Learn to read.

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If they add in some breast cancer it will be truly innovative!
Just saw that review, too. So awful. ^^'''
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: Dr. SEGA Monkey on March 24, 2010, 10:22:00 pm
Why do people like to talk about horrible games that nobody cares about? What's the point?

It's good with AVGN, because he's a CHARACTER. And part of the joke is that he's some weirdo that's obsessed with horrible games nobody cares about. :lol: Plus, the way he presents them is really entertaining.

But then you have people like this:

[youtube:f7cs2sc4]4PrQFzQ-Frs[/youtube:f7cs2sc4]

Like, why is he wasting his time talking about this horrible game nobody even remembers? It wouldn't be so bad if he was doing it as a joke, but it's like he's actually trying to convince people this is a bad game.

There are reviewers like this all over YouTube.

Check out the WORST AVGN rip-off you'll ever see! :lol:

[youtube:f7cs2sc4]2Pq9hOPAkdQ[/youtube:f7cs2sc4]
[youtube:f7cs2sc4]7nBdcowxAR4[/youtube:f7cs2sc4]
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: Sega Uranus on March 24, 2010, 10:57:11 pm
The Young Offensive Reviewer? I swear I thought he was just one of those parody guys until about half way in... I cannot believe that guy is for real...

I was also going to post a parody of Irate, but apparently he got it pulled, LOLYOUTUBE!

Quote from: "fluffymoochicken"
I said "good" racer. Learn to read.

First of all, sorry I offended you and made you cry, second of all, have you played the game? It is clearly not the best around, but I would say it is "Good".
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: fluffymoochicken on March 25, 2010, 12:22:04 am
Quote from: "Sega Uranus"
First of all, sorry I offended you and made you cry, second of all, have you played the game? It is clearly not the best around, but I would say it is "Good".
I don't remember it reviewing very well back when it came out. Certainly doesn't look great in the graphical department.

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Like, why is he wasting his time talking about this horrible game nobody even remembers? It wouldn't be so bad if he was doing it as a joke, but it's like he's actually trying to convince people this is a bad game.
I think the guy actually does believe himself to be funny. :|
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: Snowcat on March 25, 2010, 02:55:09 am
Quote from: "Dr. SEGA Monkey"
Check out the WORST AVGN rip-off you'll ever see! :lol:

[youtube:2whhnnk8]2Pq9hOPAkdQ[/youtube:2whhnnk8]
[youtube:2whhnnk8]7nBdcowxAR4[/youtube:2whhnnk8]

...
  :|

What?
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: Dr. SEGA Monkey on March 25, 2010, 08:02:25 am
Does anybody remember Cola from Kid Confidence?

[youtube:2fxgkuaz]Ih28JpHAUbw[/youtube:2fxgkuaz]

"British and AmeriCAN........special forces...."




[youtube:2fxgkuaz]7hL6eHo9xkQ[/youtube:2fxgkuaz]
Title: Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
Post by: crackdude on March 27, 2010, 08:03:33 pm
There's no better online reviews than Classic Game Room, the Internet's first review show back in 1999.
It was composed of two dudes, Mark and Dave, talking about old and new (Dreamcast era) games.

Nowdays only Mark does the talking, but it great nevertheless.

I think you'll enjoy it as much as I do. He has more than a thousand video reviews online on youtube I think..

http://http://www.youtube.com/user/inecomcompany