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Title: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: fluffymoochicken on March 31, 2010, 08:38:24 pm
I understand that he's like the community manager over at SEGA Europe, but why do people make jokes about him and reference him all the time? @_@
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: Sharky on March 31, 2010, 08:42:02 pm
Because were all secretly gay and we all hate gays and he's gay and bentley jones is gay and AAUK loves bentley jones and we love talking about how gay bentley jones is and were all gay for both AAUK and bentley jones.

also, gay.

I think I covered everything that's going to be said in this thread.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: fluffymoochicken on March 31, 2010, 08:50:43 pm
Lol... but no really, what's a serious answer, if anyone can tell me?
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: MadeManG74 on March 31, 2010, 09:43:41 pm
I didn't even know what an AAUK was until someone pointed it out to me in another thread.

I thought it was some kind of fashion label or something, like FCUK.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: George on March 31, 2010, 09:56:14 pm
Who?
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: Sega Uranus on March 31, 2010, 10:12:29 pm
He can be largely blamed for when Sonic started to "Suck" all of a sudden when he started "Helping" the community.

He was hired by SEGA through his site that was based on sprites and sprite comics.

He is literally the one who got SEGA to work with Bentley Jones and at a time he was supposed to write the story mode for SEGA Superstars Tennis.

He constantly gets in trouble from SEGA Japan because his recolored fan character upsets them.

You can tell it is him using SEGA's Twitter account when you see "XD" being spammed nonstop.

He is also a furry.

I hate him for all of the above, also he is not sexy like George. George should have been SEGA community leader!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36069217@N ... 5/sizes/o/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/36069217@N08/3920364885/sizes/o/)

Here is an image of AAUK, he is the fat guy in the back with the nerdy as shit shirt and the nametag with his fursona on it. I bet he smells poorly, too.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: Waffle on March 31, 2010, 10:14:43 pm
Because he recoloured Knuckles black/purple, added an iPod accessory to him, and now wears that around his neck as an amulet similar to Chrischan Weston Chandler. All of this despite SEGA of Japan telling him never to do that.

Also his SEGA of Europe Sonic site had to be taken down since every character page mentioned which Sonic character might love who.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: crackdude on April 01, 2010, 05:33:43 pm
Quote from: "Waffle"
Also his SEGA of Europe Sonic site had to be taken down since every character page mentioned which Sonic character might love who.
Epic.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: Sharky on April 01, 2010, 08:09:41 pm
Quote from: "Sega Uranus"
Here is an image of AAUK, he is the fat guy in the back with the nerdy as shit shirt and the nametag with his fursona on it. I bet he smells poorly, too.

I have that nerdy as shit shirt! My girlfriend baught it for me from Hottopic in America and then my mum put it in the washing machine with a red sock and it came out pink...

You couldn't write it huh?

 :afroman:
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: Happy Cat on April 01, 2010, 09:06:35 pm
Quote from: "Sharky"
Quote from: "Sega Uranus"
Here is an image of AAUK, he is the fat guy in the back with the nerdy as shit shirt and the nametag with his fursona on it. I bet he smells poorly, too.

I have that nerdy as shit shirt! My girlfriend baught it for me from Hottopic in America and then my mum put it in the washing machine with a red sock and it came out pink...

You couldn't write it huh?

 :afroman:

That shirt would look better with pink tbh.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: Sega Uranus on April 01, 2010, 09:17:54 pm
Quote from: "ShadiWulf"
Quote from: "Sharky"
Quote from: "Sega Uranus"
Here is an image of AAUK, he is the fat guy in the back with the nerdy as shit shirt and the nametag with his fursona on it. I bet he smells poorly, too.

I have that nerdy as shit shirt! My girlfriend baught it for me from Hottopic in America and then my mum put it in the washing machine with a red sock and it came out pink...

You couldn't write it huh?

 :afroman:

That shirt would look better with pink tbh.

Your anus would look better without brown tbh.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: George on April 01, 2010, 10:20:15 pm
ITT Shadi hits on Sharky, Sanus hits on me then on Shadi I think.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: fluffymoochicken on April 02, 2010, 12:07:59 am
Quote from: "ShadiWulf"
That shirt would look better with pink tbh.
Totally agreed! ^__^ However, the best Sonic merch is over in Japan...

http://www.cospa.com/detail/id/00000027192 (http://www.cospa.com/detail/id/00000027192)
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: Happy Cat on April 02, 2010, 12:09:28 am
Quote from: "fluffymoochicken"
Quote from: "ShadiWulf"
That shirt would look better with pink tbh.
Totally agreed! ^__^ However, the best Sonic merch is over in Japan...

http://www.cospa.com/detail/id/00000027192 (http://www.cospa.com/detail/id/00000027192)
That's pretty awesome.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: fluffymoochicken on April 02, 2010, 12:36:51 am
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Also his SEGA of Europe Sonic site had to be taken down since every character page mentioned which Sonic character might love who.
If it had no mention of Sontails, then it's no wonder that SEGA had it taken down. =P

Also, a good site should mention Chip's huuuuuge crush on Sonic, too. ^__^
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: Sega Uranus on April 02, 2010, 08:16:26 pm
You are wrong for multiple reasons

1. Chip greatly prefers ice cream, he rather fuck that.

2. None of the Sonic characters ever had or ever will have any form of reproductive genitalia.

3. You are a gross person.

4. That is a bad pose for the Sonic merch.

5. If that pose is not on more Sonic merch, I will burn all of my NiGHTS merch.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: Sharky on April 02, 2010, 08:54:18 pm
Quote from: "fluffymoochicken"
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Also his SEGA of Europe Sonic site had to be taken down since every character page mentioned which Sonic character might love who.
If it had no mention of Sontails, then it's no wonder that SEGA had it taken down. =P

Also, a good site should mention Chip's huuuuuge crush on Sonic, too. ^__^
Jesus dude your an attention whore.
Could you be any more one dimentional?

Alright, you're gay and you're into cartoon animals. We get it, thats great, put it in your sig!

But stop going on about it. Nobody wants to hear about it anymore... Theres nothing more pathetic then someone trying to stir up shit for attenion and when nobody takes the bait just pushing harder.

Can you imagine if straight people went on and on about which fictional characters are straight and how great it is to be straight like you do? The world would be such a dull place...

If you want to discuss which fictional characters are gay and write fanfics I'm sure you can find a board for just that with like minded people... But this forum is for talking about Sega games.

You can consider this a warning.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: Waffle on April 03, 2010, 06:26:27 am
I think it would be hot if Sonic the Werehog anally inserted Chip, FYI.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: fluffymoochicken on April 03, 2010, 09:38:45 am
Quote from: "Sharky"
If you want to discuss which fictional characters are gay and write fanfics I'm sure you can find a board for just that with like minded people... But this forum is for talking about Sega games.

You can consider this a warning.
Okay, first of all, if you had bothered to read the thread, you might have realized that I didn't bring up Sonic couples in this thread... Waffle did. I merely replied to him for fun, and that's all.

Secondly...

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Jesus dude your an attention whore.
Could you be any more one dimentional?
That's another strike (http://http://www.segabits.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3) for you. Or it would be, if you weren't an administrator abusing his status to get away with flaming regular members. =P

I mean, come on. It's a Sonic couple. Don't get so bent out of shape over it.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: Sharky on April 05, 2010, 02:58:27 pm
Quote from: "fluffymoochicken"
Quote from: "Sharky"
If you want to discuss which fictional characters are gay and write fanfics I'm sure you can find a board for just that with like minded people... But this forum is for talking about Sega games.

You can consider this a warning.
Okay, first of all, if you had bothered to read the thread, you might have realized that I didn't bring up Sonic couples in this thread... Waffle did. I merely replied to him for fun, and that's all.

Secondly...

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Jesus dude your an attention whore.
Could you be any more one dimentional?
That's another strike (http://http://www.segabits.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3) for you. Or it would be, if you weren't an administrator abusing his status to get away with flaming regular members. =P

I mean, come on. It's a Sonic couple. Don't get so bent out of shape over it.

You are hardly a regular member and I've had almost as many complaints about you as I have had about Kogen... (Who btw just got a 2 week ban for something unrelated to this)

Plus, it's great being an admin!
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: fluffymoochicken on April 06, 2010, 08:57:30 am
Quote from: "Sharky"
You are hardly a regular member and I've had almost as many complaints about you as I have had about Kogen... (Who btw just got a 2 week ban for something unrelated to this)
Lol, oh yeah, I can imagine the complaints right now. "Waaaah, Fluffy doesn't like the Virtua Fighter games! What a jerk!"

Meanwhile, several people around here take pot shots at me and badmouth the games I like all the time, and usually they do it just to troll me. But you know what? I have the ability to ignore it and move on. I realize that there's no point in letting that trivial nonsense get under my skin. :P
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: George on April 08, 2010, 04:31:25 am
I don't have an issue that you think Virtua Fighter games are for basement dwellers. I have seen around and talked to some of the VF fanbase, if anyone is NOT a basement dweller, its them. Very social game for the hardcore fans.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: Barry the Nomad on April 10, 2010, 01:20:16 pm
I live on a third floor and own all the VF games.
Title: Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
Post by: crackdude on April 11, 2010, 05:18:27 pm
VF is the socially acceptable hardcore game! :D