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Gaming => General Gaming Discussion => Topic started by: Sega Uranus on February 17, 2010, 04:21:39 pm
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Post some of your favorite quotes from SEGA games. They can be from any SEGA game at all and be as lengthy as you choose, the only rule is that you have to use a different IP than the poster before you used. Come on, you know we can make this an endless topic!
Mine comes from Papa Caesar from The House of the Dead Overkill:
Issac... Darling... As you well know Issac, I enjoy pain - It's like a good Chinese dinner, you know? With the sweet and the sour?
Expanding on that analogy, I will smile with delight - That's the sweet! As you scream for your fucking life. Of course, that's the sour.
Ciao!
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YO BRRROOOOOO
-Goro (Shenmue)
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Any Shenmue quote you can think of.
"Motherfuck!" - Isaac Washington, House of the Dead Overkill.
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How about a game of Lucky Hit!
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Bayonetta
Bayonetta:
- I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town...
Rodin
- Don't worry about quality, I got quantity.
- If you two are just gonna stand there, I'm puttin' you to work.
There's plenty more, but I can't find anywhere that lists memorable quotes/scenes. :|
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Yakuza:
Detective Date - "Shit we're fucked!"
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Madworld
Woman: Be careful Jack...
Jack: I have a chainsaw on my arm... I'll be fine.
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SEGA Rally Championship - Very long easy left, baby
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Daytona USA
Gee Aye Em Ee Oh Vee Ee Arr
Gee Aye Em Ee Oh Vee Ee Arr
Hay-yo! Hay-yo! Hay-yo!
YOU'LL BURN UP THE TYRES!
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Probably my favourite moment in all gaming. Just... so fucking perfect.
Anyway how about Shining Force III: God Warrior of the Kingdom
Fiale:
Heh heh heh... too kind... You are too generous, Synbios. If you let a wounded enemy escape, he will return twice as strong.... Thus, you invite your own demise.
Fafhard:
Who... who are you...? Where are you...? Damn you... How dare you speak of me so!!
Fiale:
Let me show you, Lord Synbios, how a wounded enemy...
...should be finished off. Do you understand?
And from
Shining Force III: Target: Child of God
*Torturing Gracia with Lightning to retrieve the Staff of Besem*
Fiale:
There's no other way, Gracia! Can't you see what's happening? You can't even stand on your legs anymore!
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Eggman trying to explain why his schemes constantly fail:
That was all, uh, part of my plan! Part of the big picture! Where's the fun in having my plans succeed without any challenge?!
And then he strikes this pose:
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Ren: "Shut up...I'm thinkin."
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El Blaze is hilarious:
"I'll be invincible beyond all imaginatiooooooon!!"
"My body is an unstoppable.............................WEAPON!"
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Crazy Taxi
Hey hey heeey, it's time to make some craaaaaazeeey money, are ya ready?! HERE! WE! GO!
Yeeeaaa, we gunna haf sum fun!
Damn, I need a beer!
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Sonic CD:
"I'm outta here!"
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Eggman trying to explain why his schemes constantly fail:
That was all, uh, part of my plan! Part of the big picture! Where's the fun in having my plans succeed without any challenge?!
And then he strikes this pose:
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I really liked that cutscene a lot. It really worked. That's the kind of Robotnik/Eggman I like. One that doesn't take himself seriously. He just is Robotnik.
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Madworld
Announcer 1: Once they start stumbling like that you can do any fucked up thing you want to 'em
Announcer 2: same principle as roofies!
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I really liked that cutscene a lot. It really worked. That's the kind of Robotnik/Eggman I like. One that doesn't take himself seriously. He just is Robotnik.
Yeah, they really nailed Eggman in Unleashed, reminded me of the kooky Robotnik of the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon or the OVA anime. Much preferred to the bland stereotypical evil villain persona.
More Crazy Taxi ALRIGHT! It's time to find out how you did today, now let's take a look--!
Ryo Hazuki: Remember that pain! Next time it will be worse!
Ryo Hazuki: [to Goro and Nagashima while they are bullying a fisherman] Dont you know that blackmail is waaayyy uncool?
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SEGA Rally Championship - Very long easy left, baby
It's 'Maybe'... not 'Baby'.
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It's "baby" and it will always be "baby", baby.
:afroman:
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Why would it be "Maybe"? That makes no sense!
Virtua Fighter (overall series) -
Juunen hayaindayo!
What a knucklehead!
I dun handcuff lightning!
Come back again... In about a year! HAHA!
Even good guys blow it! AAAAHAhahahaaa
Iiiiiiiiiiii Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Presenting the Braaaaaad Show! HIUH!
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To a priest
Shut up, move yo butt!
He's so damned..
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Jet Set Radio:
*Describing the Inspector*
Professor K: He's a baaaad man, and he's got a pair of Tokyo-to Police Department bracelets, waiting just for you.
The picture of him holding his .44 Magnum with the label "Not a water-pistol" was brilliant.
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Bear Norton (Shenmue II, arm wrestler back where Wong hid your bag): "SORRY, BUT YOUR ARM WILL MAKE IT ONE HUNDRED!"
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"Welcome to the Fantasy Zone, get ready!" - Space Harrier
I randomly scream "get ready" at my roommates. Thanks Space Harrier.
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Why would it be "Maybe"? That makes no sense!
Because he is saying it 'may be', a very long easy right... Sure it's a bit 'english' but it's a Sega arcade game from the 90's...
It isnt 'baby' THAT... makes no sense.
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Hasta la vista, maybe.
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El Blaze from VF5:
My body is an unstoppable............... weapon!
I love the awkward pause.
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Roooooooooolling start!
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Jacky Bryant: Less talk, more action!
Vanessa Lewis: Mission Accomplished!
Brad Vickers: The big time player is here!
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Roooooooooolling start!
Game over yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
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Sonic from Sonic 1-3 & Knuckles: ...............
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"Pretty bold, arent we? I'll take care of you myself"! - 1st boss of Virtua Cop
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"G's bloodstains!"
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Sonic Adventure (Dreamcast): "Jump on Panel #1. It will take you to panels 2 and 3. jump as you as you land on the panel or else you'll fall."
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Kage-Maru: Namuuuuuuuuu!
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Blond victim from House of the Dead 2: "Don't cum, Don't cum!"
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Power Drift
Eat dirt bozo!
You're one sharp dude!
HURRYUPHURRYUP
Later sucker!
HeeeehHAAAAUUUUUH!!
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"We're going to meet G over there."
"Get a load of---get a load of---get a load of thisssss!!"
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"No way, I can't believe this!"
"Yuji Naka is awwwright."
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Shining Force III, Looking into a closet:
"OH MY!!!"
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There is some lovely underwear in here.
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Sonic Adventure (Dreamcast): "Jump on Panel #1. It will take you to panels 2 and 3. jump as you as you land on the panel or else you'll fall."
That blew my mind, as I was thinking "who the fuck is talking to me??!!"
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It was Tikal in that glowing thing right?
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Bumping this, because I came across this amazing poem again. Which is made up of cheesy/ordinary yet strangely recognizable Sonic quotes.
Way to go, Knuckle-head!
The fate of Station Square depends on me.
We did it! Let's go, Amy!
Now, this is the beginning of the greatest empire of all time!
I have six of them, they're mine!
Did I ever tell you, that Shadow is a Robot?
Get rid of these pests! Show them what you've got!
Heh, give it your best shot.
Some nerve promising what you ain't got.
I betcha you're the ones who took Chocola-Chao!
Did you see it? Where is it now?
That's the same monster I saw the other day.
Hey, we can't let him get away!
I thought that the capsule you were in exploded in space.
If that's what you thought, you should've given me them in the first place!
Metal Sonic has finally transformed!
Gee. I'm bored.
Vector, take care of this rock.
Just leave that to me, doc.
Very well, if that's how you wanna play, I will take it from you!
I'm going to try my best, too!
Argh! Hey, no fair!
Who are those creeps over there?
This time there's no way out of marrying me!
Hey! It's just a stupid copy!
We never turn down work that pays!
I'll find Eggman and put a stop to his evil ways.
Guess that Eggman was a fake after all.
Time to rock and roll!
She never gives up, does she?
But what about our money?
I can pay handsomely.
Keep your hands to yourself; don't touch me!
Come on, tell me you weren't scared!
What's the matter? You're only half way there!
What's this? But how?
You tell me why you want it. Now!
Please, Mr. Robot. Won't you help us, please?!
Yeah, you know our policy!
A trap to stall for time.
Hey! That's my line!
Please be careful with our only clue..
But why can't I defeat you?
Anytime you want a rematch, just let me know.
Because, we're SONIC HEROES!
Someone here should make one of these with SEGA quotes. :P
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If you are going to die, you might as well know.
Over 9000 $Karma points to whoever knows what game that is from.
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"Up ahead, awaiting our hero, is another life and death battle in his never ending crusade to liberate those who yearn to be free." - Space Harrier