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Offline MadeManG74

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Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« on: March 23, 2010, 06:39:22 pm »
This is hilarious, he must be doing these horribly on purpose.

I'll let the videos speak for themselves.
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[youtube:2jhz0l4c]dQUws4pNhNE[/youtube:2jhz0l4c]
[youtube:2jhz0l4c]5Rsgog0Z2B8[/youtube:2jhz0l4c]
[youtube:2jhz0l4c]r7byUen4GHM[/youtube:2jhz0l4c]
[youtube:2jhz0l4c]hfLS3qmkIU4[/youtube:2jhz0l4c]
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Offline Sega Uranus

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Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2010, 06:56:17 pm »
[youtube:2j1jqwh4]4au9uzYhDik[/youtube:2j1jqwh4]

He has some competition!
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Offline Barry the Nomad

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Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2010, 07:58:19 pm »
I love the use of "we" as though he is a part of a larger something.
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Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2010, 09:05:44 pm »
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[youtube:9s9ihnta]4au9uzYhDik[/youtube:9s9ihnta]

He has some competition!
I didn't know that guy was still around. I tried to like his stuff but I prefer the AVGN/TGWTG/Angry Joe/The Spoony Experiment from Blistered thumbs better.
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Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2010, 03:18:02 am »
¬_¬ The only reviewers I can stand are AVGN and Fatt Man Judgeth/Urinating Tree
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Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2010, 05:11:47 am »
Ah yes, Navgtr Corp: A strange organization with really terrible video game reviews.

Who and what were they making the reviews for back in the 90's? Was it for an X-Play type of show or something?
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Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2010, 06:03:00 am »
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Ah yes, Navgtr Corp: A strange organization with really terrible video game reviews.

Who and what were they making the reviews for back in the 90's? Was it for an X-Play type of show or something?

I have no idea really. Although I wouldn't be surprised if it was just a big gag or something. I mean, he spends 90% of the F1 game review selling his idea for a game where you drive your pregnant wife to the hospital.
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Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2010, 04:14:59 pm »
Oh wow, I'd never seen that review before. xD (Watched it just now, I couldn't watch it last night due to sound problems.)

That F1 game looks nice to me, even though I too would love a good racer with waterfalls, rainbows, and unicorns. ^__^
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Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 04:35:29 pm »
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That F1 game looks nice to me, even though I too would love a good racer with waterfalls, rainbows, and unicorns. ^__^

[youtube:3ok7l8vp]FJUCrDtBRKs[/youtube:3ok7l8vp]

Sounds like your kind of game!
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Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2010, 04:49:05 pm »
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Oh wow, I'd never seen that review before. xD (Watched it just now, I couldn't watch it last night due to sound problems.)

That F1 game looks nice to me, even though I too would love a good racer with waterfalls, rainbows, and unicorns. ^__^

If they add in some breast cancer it will be truly innovative!
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Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2010, 05:46:15 pm »
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Sounds like your kind of game!
I said "good" racer. Learn to read.

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If they add in some breast cancer it will be truly innovative!
Just saw that review, too. So awful. ^^'''
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Offline Dr. SEGA Monkey

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Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2010, 10:22:00 pm »
Why do people like to talk about horrible games that nobody cares about? What's the point?

It's good with AVGN, because he's a CHARACTER. And part of the joke is that he's some weirdo that's obsessed with horrible games nobody cares about. :lol: Plus, the way he presents them is really entertaining.

But then you have people like this:

[youtube:f7cs2sc4]4PrQFzQ-Frs[/youtube:f7cs2sc4]

Like, why is he wasting his time talking about this horrible game nobody even remembers? It wouldn't be so bad if he was doing it as a joke, but it's like he's actually trying to convince people this is a bad game.

There are reviewers like this all over YouTube.

Check out the WORST AVGN rip-off you'll ever see! :lol:

[youtube:f7cs2sc4]2Pq9hOPAkdQ[/youtube:f7cs2sc4]
[youtube:f7cs2sc4]7nBdcowxAR4[/youtube:f7cs2sc4]
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Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2010, 10:57:11 pm »
The Young Offensive Reviewer? I swear I thought he was just one of those parody guys until about half way in... I cannot believe that guy is for real...

I was also going to post a parody of Irate, but apparently he got it pulled, LOLYOUTUBE!

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I said "good" racer. Learn to read.

First of all, sorry I offended you and made you cry, second of all, have you played the game? It is clearly not the best around, but I would say it is "Good".
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Offline fluffymoochicken

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Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2010, 12:22:04 am »
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First of all, sorry I offended you and made you cry, second of all, have you played the game? It is clearly not the best around, but I would say it is "Good".
I don't remember it reviewing very well back when it came out. Certainly doesn't look great in the graphical department.

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Like, why is he wasting his time talking about this horrible game nobody even remembers? It wouldn't be so bad if he was doing it as a joke, but it's like he's actually trying to convince people this is a bad game.
I think the guy actually does believe himself to be funny. :|
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Re: Worst. Reviewer. EVER.
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2010, 02:55:09 am »
Quote from: "Dr. SEGA Monkey"
Check out the WORST AVGN rip-off you'll ever see! :lol:

[youtube:2whhnnk8]2Pq9hOPAkdQ[/youtube:2whhnnk8]
[youtube:2whhnnk8]7nBdcowxAR4[/youtube:2whhnnk8]

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What?
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