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Offline fluffymoochicken

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More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« on: March 30, 2010, 10:16:21 am »
Recently, when I revisited Gaia Online I noticed that there was a free Sonic and the Black Knight tie-in item... in the form of Sonic himself! ^__^ He stands beside your avatar when equipped.

However, what really caught my eye was the item's description:



"I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend!"

As anyone familiar with Comedy Central in the last 10 years would know, that's a reference to Xandir, the gay elf boi from Drawn Together who, in the early episodes, tried to stay in the closet by claiming to his roommates that he was going to rescue his "girlfriend".



Is this SEGA's way of hinting that Sonic is a closeted homosexual? I think it must be so, but who knows! ^__^

Thoughts?
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Offline crackdude

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Re: More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 10:35:16 am »
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Offline fluffymoochicken

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Re: More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2010, 10:36:59 am »
Tails is flamboyantly gay and effeminate, yes.

Sonic is a lot more reserved. :P
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Re: More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2010, 12:30:00 pm »
Sonic's life and personality is directed by a Japanese team who have probably never heard of Comedy Central or many American shows for that matter.

So no, basically.
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Re: More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2010, 12:47:27 pm »
:shock:

AHHH, My eyes! They burn!
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Offline fluffymoochicken

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Re: More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2010, 01:09:51 pm »
Quote from: "Aki-at"
Sonic's life and personality is directed by a Japanese team who have probably never heard of Comedy Central or many American shows for that matter.
However, this could be SEGA of America cluing us in... ^__^
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Offline Aki-at

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Re: More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2010, 01:25:21 pm »
Quote from: "fluffymoochicken"
However, this could be SEGA of America cluing us in... ^__^

SEGA of America didn't even know Yu Suzuki still worked for SEGA, they cannot be trusted.
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Re: More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2010, 01:37:05 pm »
Still fapping over the above pic.
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Offline fluffymoochicken

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Re: More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2010, 01:45:44 pm »
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SEGA of America didn't even know Yu Suzuki still worked for SEGA, they cannot be trusted.
I bet it was RubyEclipse who wrote that description. He can be trusted. <3
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Offline Sharky

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Re: More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2010, 01:46:58 pm »
I'm pretty sure he used to kiss that female squirrel character in the cartoon... thus far more proof exists that he's straight.

(Why am I even entering this debate)
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Offline fluffymoochicken

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Re: More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2010, 01:48:27 pm »
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I'm pretty sure he used to kiss that female squirrel character in the cartoon...
NON-CANONICAL

However, what is canonical is that he hates being around women and much prefers the company of Tails. ^__^
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Re: More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2010, 01:55:52 pm »
Quote from: "fluffymoochicken"
Quote from: "Sharky"
I'm pretty sure he used to kiss that female squirrel character in the cartoon...
NON-CANONICAL
But a small one line quote written in a non-Sega game which was possibly written by someone that never even played a Sonic game is MORE cannon?

Everything in the cartoons had to be approved by Sega... Even the comics have to be approved and if I'm not mistaken hes had a couple of female love interests in the comic.

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However, what is canonical is that he hates being around women and much prefers the company of Tails. ^__^

Like most straight men then.
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Re: More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2010, 02:12:32 pm »
Why do you give every game character ever a sexuality? How fucking lonely can you get?

Tails is supposed to be eight years old also, I highly doubt he is trying to be effeminate or even understand what being gay is, you fish fondling fruitcake.

Quote from: "Sharky"
I'm pretty sure he used to kiss that female squirrel character in the cartoon... thus far more proof exists that he's straight.

(Why am I even entering this debate)

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Offline fluffymoochicken

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Re: More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2010, 02:13:50 pm »
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Everything in the cartoons had to be approved by Sega... Even the comics have to be approved and if I'm not mistaken hes had a couple of female love interests in the comic.
Nope, the SatAM comic and the Archie comic series essentially did not happen in relation to the real video games.

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Like most straight men then.
Straight men go gay for Tails? Interesting. =)
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Re: More proof that Sonic is in the closet?
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2010, 02:21:38 pm »
Keep in mind that AAUK influences how Sonic is presented to the online community.
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