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Offline fluffymoochicken

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So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« on: March 31, 2010, 08:38:24 pm »
I understand that he's like the community manager over at SEGA Europe, but why do people make jokes about him and reference him all the time? @_@
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Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2010, 08:42:02 pm »
Because were all secretly gay and we all hate gays and he's gay and bentley jones is gay and AAUK loves bentley jones and we love talking about how gay bentley jones is and were all gay for both AAUK and bentley jones.

also, gay.

I think I covered everything that's going to be said in this thread.
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Offline fluffymoochicken

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Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2010, 08:50:43 pm »
Lol... but no really, what's a serious answer, if anyone can tell me?
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Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2010, 09:43:41 pm »
I didn't even know what an AAUK was until someone pointed it out to me in another thread.

I thought it was some kind of fashion label or something, like FCUK.
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Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 09:56:14 pm »
Who?
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Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2010, 10:12:29 pm »
He can be largely blamed for when Sonic started to "Suck" all of a sudden when he started "Helping" the community.

He was hired by SEGA through his site that was based on sprites and sprite comics.

He is literally the one who got SEGA to work with Bentley Jones and at a time he was supposed to write the story mode for SEGA Superstars Tennis.

He constantly gets in trouble from SEGA Japan because his recolored fan character upsets them.

You can tell it is him using SEGA's Twitter account when you see "XD" being spammed nonstop.

He is also a furry.

I hate him for all of the above, also he is not sexy like George. George should have been SEGA community leader!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36069217@N ... 5/sizes/o/

Here is an image of AAUK, he is the fat guy in the back with the nerdy as shit shirt and the nametag with his fursona on it. I bet he smells poorly, too.
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Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2010, 10:14:43 pm »
Because he recoloured Knuckles black/purple, added an iPod accessory to him, and now wears that around his neck as an amulet similar to Chrischan Weston Chandler. All of this despite SEGA of Japan telling him never to do that.

Also his SEGA of Europe Sonic site had to be taken down since every character page mentioned which Sonic character might love who.
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Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 05:33:43 pm »
Quote from: "Waffle"
Also his SEGA of Europe Sonic site had to be taken down since every character page mentioned which Sonic character might love who.
Epic.
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Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 08:09:41 pm »
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Here is an image of AAUK, he is the fat guy in the back with the nerdy as shit shirt and the nametag with his fursona on it. I bet he smells poorly, too.

I have that nerdy as shit shirt! My girlfriend baught it for me from Hottopic in America and then my mum put it in the washing machine with a red sock and it came out pink...

You couldn't write it huh?

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Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 09:06:35 pm »
Quote from: "Sharky"
Quote from: "Sega Uranus"
Here is an image of AAUK, he is the fat guy in the back with the nerdy as shit shirt and the nametag with his fursona on it. I bet he smells poorly, too.

I have that nerdy as shit shirt! My girlfriend baught it for me from Hottopic in America and then my mum put it in the washing machine with a red sock and it came out pink...

You couldn't write it huh?

 :afroman:

That shirt would look better with pink tbh.
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Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2010, 09:17:54 pm »
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Quote from: "Sharky"
Quote from: "Sega Uranus"
Here is an image of AAUK, he is the fat guy in the back with the nerdy as shit shirt and the nametag with his fursona on it. I bet he smells poorly, too.

I have that nerdy as shit shirt! My girlfriend baught it for me from Hottopic in America and then my mum put it in the washing machine with a red sock and it came out pink...

You couldn't write it huh?

 :afroman:

That shirt would look better with pink tbh.

Your anus would look better without brown tbh.
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Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2010, 10:20:15 pm »
ITT Shadi hits on Sharky, Sanus hits on me then on Shadi I think.
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Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2010, 12:07:59 am »
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That shirt would look better with pink tbh.
Totally agreed! ^__^ However, the best Sonic merch is over in Japan...

http://www.cospa.com/detail/id/00000027192
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Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2010, 12:09:28 am »
Quote from: "fluffymoochicken"
Quote from: "ShadiWulf"
That shirt would look better with pink tbh.
Totally agreed! ^__^ However, the best Sonic merch is over in Japan...

http://www.cospa.com/detail/id/00000027192
That's pretty awesome.
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Re: So why do people talk about AAUK so much?
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2010, 12:36:51 am »
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Also his SEGA of Europe Sonic site had to be taken down since every character page mentioned which Sonic character might love who.
If it had no mention of Sontails, then it's no wonder that SEGA had it taken down. =P

Also, a good site should mention Chip's huuuuuge crush on Sonic, too. ^__^
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