Think of any two video game characters

[MadeManG74]

Any two, from anything.

Got them? Good;

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The first one is hell-bent on hunting you down and killing you, the second is sworn to protect you with their life./White Text






How fucked are you?

[Happy Cat]

Sonic is hell bent on hunting me down and killing me. Kazuma Kiryu is sworn to protect me with his life.

lol, i mean kazuma is pretty strong.. but i don't know.. Sonic has like magical powers.

[mylifewithsega]

Knuckles is hell-bent on hunting me down and killing me. Agent Thomas Rogan is sworn to protect me....

With my luck, Knuckles would dust my ass. Rogan would shoot him dead, kneel down beside me and cry, "Sophie..." I'd be like, "Don't make me laugh. It hurts." LOL!

[crackdude]

^LOOL

Sonic is hell-bent on hunting me down and killing me. Axel Stone is sworn to protect me....

Axel is an ex-cop and skilled martial artist. But Sonic is fast as shit, I'm fucked.

[max_cady]

Dan Marshall is hell-bent on hunting me down and killing me. E-123 Omega is sworn to protect me...

Dan hates scrapheads, chances are he'll be too distracted trying to take out OMEGA. The robot has rockets and machine guns, Dan has his trusty firearm, dry sense of humor and astonishing survival skills.

If Dan can beat Omega than I'd be pretty fucked. But I'd take it like a man, because that fight would be awesome!

[MadeManG74]

I think Will has a chance, Kazuma has some pretty BS powers of  his own. I mean, especially if he has the Substitute Stone! I mean, he's beaten up Amon who uses lightsabers and orbiting satellite lasers, so...

MylifewithSega is pretty boned like you said, you'll end up dying of laughter.  ;D

Crackdude, Axel can just spam GRAND UPPER, what's Sonic gonna do against that? Pro points for doing the backwards GRAND UPPER.

Max: I like that matchup, seems pretty fitting

[stang2712]

the coca cola kid from coca cola kid on the game gear

ryo hazuki from shenmue

[MadeManG74]

the coca cola kid from coca cola kid on the game gear

ryo hazuki from shenmue

I think you'll be fine.

[Barry the Nomad]

I read the white bit before thinking. HOWEVER, I played a game of point to a random game on my shelf with my eyes closed, chose the main character, and this is what I got:



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[Nameless 24]

Mr.X is hell bent on hunting me down and killing me. Frimelda Lotice is sworn to protect me with her life.

Being a gangster, Mr. X has found out I have evidence to bring him down. Luckily Frimelda was a guard for the Palace. Mr. X will have to come to England to get me.