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Offline CrazyT

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #240 on: June 16, 2015, 11:58:26 am »
That was horrible hahahahahaha

Offline Dr. SEGA Monkey

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #241 on: June 16, 2015, 11:59:16 am »
That was pretty brutal.  :-\

Offline Radrappy

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #242 on: June 16, 2015, 12:02:42 pm »
I mean, I understand that games take years to make so it's only natural that some years are slow but goddamn.  At least announce some tantalizing things.  The biggest slap in the face was that Metroid "federation force" game.  Not only did it look uninspired but it heavily implied that the Prime games aren't even canon which is a bitchy thing to do. 

Offline MadeManG74

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #243 on: June 16, 2015, 12:04:06 pm »
Hahaha, what did I miss?

Offline Aki-at

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #244 on: June 16, 2015, 12:05:16 pm »
Not even anything on Zelda Wii U.

Absolutely horrible showing from them this year, if you're finding it hard to top EA you know you've got serious problems. The Wii U's funeral is well under way ladies and gentlemen.

I mean, I understand that games take years to make so it's only natural that some years are slow but goddamn.  At least announce some tantalizing things.  The biggest slap in the face was that Metroid "federation force" game.  Not only did it look uninspired but it heavily implied that the Prime games aren't even canon which is a bitchy thing to do. 

Wait when was it implied the Prime games aren't canon? Does that mean Other M is canon but not Prime?

Cause if that's the case fuck Nintendo for ruining one of gaming's greatest protagonist and for shitting on Metroid fans. I've patiently waited for a new Metroid game and I get an enormous slap in the face.

Offline Moody

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #245 on: June 16, 2015, 12:06:33 pm »
Oh WOW, Federation Forge looks like shit. They really don't know what to do with Metroid do they? Well I know a lot of people are gonna be pissed about this.

Squeenix is sure takin it's time...

Offline Aki-at

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #246 on: June 16, 2015, 12:07:02 pm »
Hahaha, what did I miss?

Nintendo showing us what their future would be if they went third party.

Like no seriously, it was that bad. It started off brilliant with Star Fox and then crashed and burned, Animal Cross mixed in with Mario Party, shitty Metroid spinoffs whilst the main series remains absent, IT WAS A DISASTER WHEN I LOOK BACK ON IT.

Offline Radrappy

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #247 on: June 16, 2015, 12:07:46 pm »
Wait when was it implied the Prime games aren't canon? Does that mean Other M is canon but not Prime?

When announcing the game they said "THIS game takes place in the Prime universe!" which heavily implies at least to me a separation of canon. 

Offline CrazyT

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #248 on: June 16, 2015, 12:07:50 pm »
Im selling all my nintendo stuff after today. The amiibo stuff was shameless and humiliating. These guys live in a whole nother planet

Offline Radrappy

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #249 on: June 16, 2015, 12:09:59 pm »
Im selling all my nintendo stuff after today. The amiibo stuff was shameless and humiliating. These guys live in a whole nother planet

I guess they don't call you crazyt for nothing!

In all seriousness you might want to wait a few weeks before you do that. 

Offline Aki-at

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #250 on: June 16, 2015, 12:10:07 pm »
When announcing the game they said "THIS game takes place in the Prime universe!" which heavily implies at least to me a separation of canon. 

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*cries*

YOU HAD ONE JOB NINTENDO, ONE FUCKING JOB.

Why must Shenmue's return coincide with Nintendo not giving a fuck about one of my favourite series, WHY.

brb slitting wrists.

Offline Moody

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #251 on: June 16, 2015, 12:11:19 pm »
At least Just Cause 3 looks good. The guy presenting it looks nervous. Probably because he's gotta go up against Final Fantasy 7 remake and Kingdom Hearts 3 lmao

Offline Radrappy

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #252 on: June 16, 2015, 12:11:25 pm »
Metroid Prime is to Metroid what Sonic Boom is to Sonic.

Offline MadeManG74

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #253 on: June 16, 2015, 12:11:45 pm »
Oh god this is hilarious.

Unrelated to Nintendo: First footage of Tony Hawk's 5:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KaZ1I7siFA


Not sure what to think. I heard a rumour it started as a mobile phone game, looking at the graphics, it wouldn't surprise me.

Offline Moody

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Re: E3 2015
« Reply #254 on: June 16, 2015, 12:13:34 pm »
Squeenix is so formal so far that it hurts. They're literally just...describing Just Cause 3 against gameplay. It sounds like a press release. A bad press release.