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Offline MadeManG74

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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #135 on: May 31, 2010, 04:35:39 pm »
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Hey, Sega Bits. Can you lecture me on how to become an asshole?

I thought you already were?

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Just foolin' brah. Why would you want to be an asshole?
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Offline Orta

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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #136 on: May 31, 2010, 04:42:29 pm »
I'm back on the market and nice guys never win.

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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #137 on: May 31, 2010, 05:12:55 pm »
Assholes attract trollops, not nice girls.
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #138 on: May 31, 2010, 05:17:23 pm »
Next time you go out on a date and you agree to meet up at some place, go to a nearby place where you can see her but she can't see you. Stand there for a while until she's almost about to leave and then show up. Don't say you're sorry. This will make her value you more. You're important and she needs you no matter how late you are.

If you're in a group, don't stand next to her.. Just go lean against a wall and take out your mobile phone and text something. You're not needy. She is needy. She will come TO YOU.

Don't tell her you need her. Tell her you want to spend time with her, when she suggests a date say you're busy. When you feel like it, call her and tell her to come be with you "right now!". Be pissed if she doesn't. She will come.

If she comes over your house for dinner and you're alone, make sure you only have the one drink she hates the most. Make her drink tap water. When she whines about it say you'll make it up for her with some great sex. Get some.

(I so did not do any of these.. get it..)
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Offline Orta

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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #139 on: May 31, 2010, 05:24:07 pm »
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Assholes attract trollops, not nice girls.

I didn't say I was looking for nice girls. Not inside their heads anyway.
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #140 on: May 31, 2010, 10:28:08 pm »
Basically do the 'crap' then be nice. If you treat a girl like crap then out of the blue you are nice to her for a bit, shes like 'OMG TOO AWESOME'

Also confidence. Act like yo shit don't stink.
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #141 on: May 31, 2010, 10:36:47 pm »
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Assholes attract trollops, not nice girls.
My girlfriend is so nice that when I insult her she thanks me...
I must be the nicest fucking guy... I don't even...
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #142 on: June 01, 2010, 02:25:20 am »
...Hmm, personally I don't think being nasty is the way forward, a girl will stay with some one she thinks can protect her but that she can talk to. ;p
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #143 on: June 01, 2010, 02:32:08 am »
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...Hmm, personally I don't think being nasty is the way forward, a girl will stay with some one she thinks can protect her but that she can talk to. ;p
You shut up and wait in the car.
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #144 on: June 01, 2010, 03:55:53 am »
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Quote from: "MadeManG74"
Assholes attract trollops, not nice girls.
My girlfriend is so nice that when I insult her she thanks me...
I must be the nicest fucking guy... I don't even...

You make ponds. You are god. You don't count.

Anyway, I'll think of something to make the first move. Approaching a complete stranger can be odd.
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #145 on: June 01, 2010, 06:32:57 am »
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Next time you go out on a date and you agree to meet up at some place, go to a nearby place where you can see her but she can't see you. Stand there for a while until she's almost about to leave and then show up. Don't say you're sorry. This will make her value you more. You're important and she needs you no matter how late you are.

If you're in a group, don't stand next to her.. Just go lean against a wall and take out your mobile phone and text something. You're not needy. She is needy. She will come TO YOU.

Don't tell her you need her. Tell her you want to spend time with her, when she suggests a date say you're busy. When you feel like it, call her and tell her to come be with you "right now!". Be pissed if she doesn't. She will come.

If she comes over your house for dinner and you're alone, make sure you only have the one drink she hates the most. Make her drink tap water. When she whines about it say you'll make it up for her with some great sex. Get some.

(I so did not do any of these.. get it..)

You totally are Ronaldo, there is no other explaination.

Did you use this on Paris?
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Offline Sharky

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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #146 on: June 01, 2010, 10:06:06 am »
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...Hmm, personally I don't think being nasty is the way forward, a girl will stay with some one she thinks can protect her but that she can talk to. ;p

Thats what all girls say...

First rule, don't listen to what girls say... They don't know what they want.

Case point:
All the girls in my old school said exactly what SnowCat just said,
All the nice guys that shes talking about got shit all
All the complete dickheads were knee deep in vaginas.

It was EXACTLY the same at your school too... wasnt it guys?! WASNT IT!?
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Offline Orta

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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #147 on: June 01, 2010, 10:36:52 am »
Pretty much.
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #148 on: June 01, 2010, 01:43:34 pm »
Well then I am an exception 'cos I only like nice guys....

...which is why nasty guys don't like me ;p
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Re: Relationship Thread
« Reply #149 on: June 01, 2010, 05:22:24 pm »
Agree with Snowcat, not interested in someone that makes you feel like a piece of shit. But i admit someone not so "easy to have" is a bit interesting to me :)
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