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Title: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: crackdude on April 24, 2013, 06:20:34 pm
Thousands of years of technology advancement to achieve the ultimate goal: drawing penises in other planets.

(http://images.cdn.impresa.pt/exameinformatica/2013-04-24-o-mars-570.jpg?v=w620h395)

This is the intergalactic equivalent of tagging your gang's crest on another gang's turf. Take that aliens, we have penises and you don't.
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: George on April 24, 2013, 06:35:42 pm
I approve. Money well spent.
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: Nameless 24 on April 25, 2013, 06:28:47 am
NASA has a sense of humour after all...

But now that will remain for thousands of years....pretty silly really of a so called "serious" organisation to do that really...I mean...what will the future NASA recruits think of this?
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: crackdude on April 25, 2013, 12:56:50 pm
NASA has a sense of humour after all...

But now that will remain for thousands of years....pretty silly really of a so called "serious" organisation to do that really...I mean...what will the future NASA recruits think of this?

That's future NASA's problem.
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: Happy Cat on April 25, 2013, 01:03:11 pm
Does Sharky work at NASA? XD
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: Ravenfreak on April 30, 2013, 02:51:17 pm
Oh wow that is hilarious! xD I saw this during a bumper on Adult Swim, but didn't realize exactly where it was at until I read this topic. I suppose NASA really wants aliens to suck it... :V
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: Nameless 24 on May 01, 2013, 08:01:59 am
That's future NASA's problem.

"That's another fine mess you got me into, Stanley". :P

I doubt future NASA will exist going by how much effort they put in by not even trying to attempt Space Travel.
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: semmie on May 01, 2013, 11:54:59 am
the didnt do the pussy cause thats more sophisticated
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: mylifewithsega on May 01, 2013, 12:02:26 pm
Looks like a Photoshop job to me, but whatever. It made me giggle.
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: semmie on May 01, 2013, 12:15:57 pm
Looks like a Photoshop job to me, but whatever. It made me giggle.

not a photoshop but a ;;;;job
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: crackdude on May 01, 2013, 01:38:48 pm
Looks like a Photoshop job to me, but whatever. It made me giggle.
It isn't. The image is straight from NASA's official website.
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: semmie on May 01, 2013, 02:16:00 pm
lmao, of course you would say that

well a pee nis  is just a stick and two balls

as for a (whisling) it takes a lot of driving on mars
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: mylifewithsega on May 01, 2013, 03:12:54 pm
It isn't. The image is straight from NASA's official website.

So I see. *shrugs*

It's just a penis though. I want tits....it should draw that.
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: Nameless 24 on May 03, 2013, 06:19:47 am
the didnt do the pussy cause thats more sophisticated

Oh Semmie...always thinking differently to the rest, lol.

They could make a flower...since it kind of looks similar? I mean...people will go "Look at that flower" and someone else goes "That's not a flower...."
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: semmie on May 03, 2013, 08:39:24 am
Oh Semmie...always thinking differently to the rest, lol.

They could make a flower...since it kind of looks similar? I mean...people will go "Look at that flower" and someone else goes "That's not a flower...."

or a butterfly
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: crackdude on May 03, 2013, 10:58:02 am
or a butterfly
ah yes, the original flying vagina
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: semmie on May 03, 2013, 01:50:46 pm
ah yes, the original flying vagina
have you ever seen one in reallife?
i mean one that u actually had the right to access?

let me explain

butterfly wings are her lips
butterfly head is her clitoris
butterfly body is the place where you go in

unless u never had access u never gonna understand even if u saw porn
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: Barry the Nomad on May 03, 2013, 02:04:35 pm
@semmie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5d5jxJ5vbM
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: semmie on May 03, 2013, 02:46:04 pm
@semmie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5d5jxJ5vbM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zos2QQSrwIw  this ones for u
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: Barry the Nomad on May 03, 2013, 03:04:53 pm
Thanks semmie!
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: crackdude on May 03, 2013, 06:00:09 pm
have you ever seen one in reallife?
i mean one that u actually had the right to access?
Unfortunately no..
Not only have I not had the right to access a vagina, but my Google Image Search has SafeSearch turned on!

I guess I'll never get to know what a vagina looks like :/
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: mylifewithsega on May 06, 2013, 04:24:40 pm
You'll see a vagina, crackdude. I never thought I'd see one up close and personal, but I did. It can be wonderful....except for the one that looked like a face-hugger. Seriously, the first time I saw that freaky fucker the first thought that came to mind was it laying eggs in my chest. I was shocked. I was used to very "compact" vaginas, ya' know? Everything's neatly tucked away and it blooms when excited. But this thing had NOTHING to fuckin' hide. I mean NOTHING! It threw me for a loop.


*looks around*

What were we talking about?
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: crackdude on May 06, 2013, 07:02:28 pm
You'll see a vagina, crackdude. I never thought I'd see one up close and personal, but I did. It can be wonderful....except for the one that looked like a face-hugger. Seriously, the first time I saw that freaky fucker the first thought that came to mind was it laying eggs in my chest. I was shocked. I was used to very "compact" vaginas, ya' know? Everything's neatly tucked away and it blooms when excited. But this thing had NOTHING to fuckin' hide. I mean NOTHING! It threw me for a loop.


*looks around*

What were we talking about?
Fucking vaginas mang...how do they work?!?
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: mylifewithsega on May 06, 2013, 07:05:49 pm
Brother, I still haven't figured that out. Still think they have evil magical powers like in Wicked City. Ever see that movie?
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: crackdude on May 06, 2013, 07:06:40 pm
No.. But it sounds...wicked.
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: mylifewithsega on May 07, 2013, 07:30:47 am
Dude, you gotta' see it. One of my favorite Japanimation flicks. There's supernatural forces hard at work, trying to consume our universe. Only one man can seemingly put it to rest and he's protected by these two bad-ass agents of the Black Guard, Taki and Makie, who must keep him safe from the evil that awaits.

Damn good movie. Action, horror, sex, comedy....movie has it all. Another favorite is Demon City: Shinjuku. Love that shit.
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: Barry the Nomad on May 07, 2013, 08:03:36 am
Have you seen Dead Leaves? Really crazy shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV_DY0BGscE
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: Nameless 24 on May 08, 2013, 02:26:54 pm
Brother, I still haven't figured that out. Still think they have evil magical powers like in Wicked City. Ever see that movie?

It has no magical Vaginas?

Here's a joke for you.

What do you get when you mix a Vagina with a Vita?

A Vegeta.
Title: Re: NASA draws penis on Mars.
Post by: mylifewithsega on May 08, 2013, 02:58:54 pm
Hmmm. Makes me think of fajitas....mmmm....fajitas....*drooling over myself*