NASA draws penis on Mars.

[crackdude]

or a butterfly

ah yes, the original flying vagina

[semmie]

ah yes, the original flying vagina

have you ever seen one in reallife?
i mean one that u actually had the right to access?

let me explain

butterfly wings are her lips
butterfly head is her clitoris
butterfly body is the place where you go in

unless u never had access u never gonna understand even if u saw porn

[Barry the Nomad]

@semmie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5d5jxJ5vbM

[semmie]

@semmie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5d5jxJ5vbM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zos2QQSrwIw  this ones for u

[Barry the Nomad]

Thanks semmie!

[crackdude]

have you ever seen one in reallife?
i mean one that u actually had the right to access?

Unfortunately no..
Not only have I not had the right to access a vagina, but my Google Image Search has SafeSearch turned on!

I guess I'll never get to know what a vagina looks like :/

[mylifewithsega]

You'll see a vagina, crackdude. I never thought I'd see one up close and personal, but I did. It can be wonderful....except for the one that looked like a face-hugger. Seriously, the first time I saw that freaky fucker the first thought that came to mind was it laying eggs in my chest. I was shocked. I was used to very "compact" vaginas, ya' know? Everything's neatly tucked away and it blooms when excited. But this thing had NOTHING to fuckin' hide. I mean NOTHING! It threw me for a loop.


*looks around*

What were we talking about?

[crackdude]

You'll see a vagina, crackdude. I never thought I'd see one up close and personal, but I did. It can be wonderful....except for the one that looked like a face-hugger. Seriously, the first time I saw that freaky fucker the first thought that came to mind was it laying eggs in my chest. I was shocked. I was used to very "compact" vaginas, ya' know? Everything's neatly tucked away and it blooms when excited. But this thing had NOTHING to fuckin' hide. I mean NOTHING! It threw me for a loop.


*looks around*

What were we talking about?

Fucking vaginas mang...how do they work?!?

[mylifewithsega]

Brother, I still haven't figured that out. Still think they have evil magical powers like in Wicked City. Ever see that movie?

[crackdude]

No.. But it sounds...wicked.

[mylifewithsega]

Dude, you gotta' see it. One of my favorite Japanimation flicks. There's supernatural forces hard at work, trying to consume our universe. Only one man can seemingly put it to rest and he's protected by these two bad-ass agents of the Black Guard, Taki and Makie, who must keep him safe from the evil that awaits.

Damn good movie. Action, horror, sex, comedy....movie has it all. Another favorite is Demon City: Shinjuku. Love that shit.

[Barry the Nomad]

Have you seen Dead Leaves? Really crazy shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV_DY0BGscE

[Nameless 24]

Brother, I still haven't figured that out. Still think they have evil magical powers like in Wicked City. Ever see that movie?

It has no magical Vaginas?

Here's a joke for you.

What do you get when you mix a Vagina with a Vita?

A Vegeta.

[mylifewithsega]

Hmmm. Makes me think of fajitas....mmmm....fajitas....*drooling over myself*