Now now, some people like chunky peanut butter, some like smooth. I liked TDKR a lot, so did a lot of other people. You disliked it, and I'm sure (in fact I know) others didn't. To each his/her own.
Buuuuuut, since this IS the internet:
Each scene was flat? Sure a few scenes were flat, but there were so so many that I thought were either brilliantly acted or expanded greatly on characters running through the past two movies.
Devoid of tension? Well I went in [spoiler]not knowing if Batman would die, so I was on the edge of my seat. Same goes for the fate or Fox and Gordon. Either could have died for all I knew.[/spoiler]
Incomprehensible dribble (I think you meant drivel)? Aside from two lines from Bane, I understood every line of dialogue and drivel it was not. Drivel implies foolishness or childish. I didn't detect any of that in the dialogue. I think you're just being extreme in your opinion on that one.
The plot holes and ridiculous character decisions... please present them because all the ones I've heard in past arguments are either easily explained or are just nitpicking.