Because I rock and you all want to be me!
First things first, Here I am with my new daughter,
I baught her online from Russia...
I found this Valentines day card that I never recieved because I was an ugly child and never sent because I loved Sonic far more then I loved any germy girls... I baught it... myself... for myself back in 1992.
I'm never bored, or maybe I'm always bored... either way I fill my spare time making weird shit like this,
Moving swiftly on, I tried to grow a cactus... and of course theres only one way it could turn out...
Oh, and I smell a profile picture coming on!
Way back in St Lawrence School a girl in my class went on holiday and brought everyone in the class back one of these little stone beetles...
I vaguely remember her being sad because some people were not exactly grateful! I think she would be happy to hear that I put it on a shoe lace and kept it around my neck until the shoe lace finally wore out just a few days ago.
And here it is, finally liberated for the first time in over a decade.
I shall promptly put it back on a new shoelace and wear it for another 10 years.
If I was a poetic person I would most definitely write a haiku about this...
This is from the Catacombs under Paris... miles and miles of underground passages lined with the bones of the medieval dead.
This is frank, he appears in my room when im trying to sleep and tells me to set fire to people.
Silly frank!
This is my foreboding cat, sulking about something and writing a poem about how nobody understands her.
Such an emo.
I caught him wearing my sisters jeans the other day...
This is Drake, we play hungry hungry hippos togeather sometimes, he's pretty good...
He's a duck that recently moved to my garden... I made a pond last year and he has come to give it the seal of approval.
He says he likes it...
