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Offline Waffle

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IGN on Napoleon: Total War
« on: February 23, 2010, 12:03:10 pm »
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8.5    Sound
Great score and battle effects. The French gibberish is weird.
I am not sure what to say.
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Re: IGN on Napoleon: Total War
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2010, 12:11:07 pm »
And people wonder why French people don't like us.  :roll:
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Re: IGN on Napoleon: Total War
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2010, 03:30:05 pm »
Gawd-demmed Frenches, why can't they all speak American!
*Spittoon*
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Re: IGN on Napoleon: Total War
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2010, 06:59:26 pm »
What the fuck is this?!
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Re: IGN on Napoleon: Total War
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2010, 07:20:16 pm »
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What the fuck is this?!

Maybe the reviewer was Irish?
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Re: IGN on Napoleon: Total War
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2010, 07:23:37 pm »
No; the review was typed, not written with a crayon.
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Re: IGN on Napoleon: Total War
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2010, 08:00:42 pm »
Now this is the good old-fashioned racism I like to see on SEGAbits! Kogen charges wild and free like the spirit of the buffalo, Aki is getting flight lessons, George constantly eats beans out of a sombrero, Shadi thinks he is not racist by calling my girlfriend culturally urban, I am the white devil (sounds like a good boss name for Bayonetta 2!) and Psycho does not like Vectorman.

Someone get Ryan in here to tell us about the stories of the French outhouses he had to use!
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Re: IGN on Napoleon: Total War
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2010, 08:20:35 pm »
Get out of here you damn honkey!
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Offline jonboy101

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Re: IGN on Napoleon: Total War
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2010, 01:11:06 am »
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Now this is the good old-fashioned racism I like to see on SEGAbits! Kogen charges wild and free like the spirit of the buffalo, Aki is getting flight lessons, George constantly eats beans out of a sombrero, Shadi thinks he is not racist by calling my girlfriend culturally urban, I am the white devil (sounds like a good boss name for Bayonetta 2!) and Psycho does not like Vectorman.

Someone get Ryan in here to tell us about the stories of the French outhouses he had to use!

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See those things attached to the ridiculously large American bellies? Those are legs. Sitting on your ass all day, even when pooping, makes them obsolete.
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Re: IGN on Napoleon: Total War
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2010, 02:07:43 am »
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Someone get Ryan in here to tell us about the stories of the French outhouses he had to use!

It was a portable toilet at a festival... there litrally shit on all for walls, the floor... everywhere.

I did not use it.
I held it in and later pissed behind a bush, also much like a french man.

But, on topic... Yeah I did hear about this, but I didnt realise they put it so blunt and stupid. Heaven forbid they use the correct languages for each country!
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Re: IGN on Napoleon: Total War
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2010, 10:22:33 am »
Portable toilets at festivals can hardly be seen to represent a nation's sanitation as a whole. >_____________>
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Re: IGN on Napoleon: Total War
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2010, 10:27:52 am »
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Now this is the good old-fashioned racism I like to see on SEGAbits!

 You are a redneck, right? ;p
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Re: IGN on Napoleon: Total War
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2010, 11:07:49 am »
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Now this is the good old-fashioned racism I like to see on SEGAbits!

 You are a redneck, right? ;p

My brother actually thinks he is too.
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