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Offline MadeManG74

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Sega Characters to Save Your Life!
« on: May 15, 2010, 06:39:16 am »
Saw something similar in other threads. Basically for a set of situations you can choose ONE Sega character for each situation to help you in the following situations.

Also, you can only choose a character once! If you choose one for a certain situation you can't choose the same for another!

Who would you choose to help you:

* -watch your back in a bar-room brawl?

* -escape the city as it's over-run by zombies?

* -form a rock-band?

* -manage a business?

* -throw a kick-ass awesome party?

* -take down a crime lord?

* -get your pregnant wife to hospital?

* -break you out of prison?

* -be a getaway driver for a bank-heist?

* -defeat an alien invasion?

* -be a tag-team partner for a wrestling match?

* -courier a fraglie package overseas ASAP?

* -host a television game-show?
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Offline Barry the Nomad

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Re: Sega Characters to Save Your Life!
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 07:58:44 am »
Who would you choose to help you:

* -watch your back in a bar-room brawl?
Ryo Hazuki

* -escape the city as it's over-run by zombies?
Eggman (just use the Egg-o-matic to fly away, plus free sandwiches)

* -form a rock-band?
Jack Cayman of MadWorld

* -manage a business?
The kids from Segagaga

* -throw a kick-ass awesome party?
Rodin of Bayonetta (he'd have some kick-ass awesome drinks)

* -take down a crime lord?
Kazuma

* -get your pregnant wife to hospital?
The Hornet

* -break you out of prison?
Joe Musashi

* -be a getaway driver for a bank-heist?
Mobo and Robo

* -defeat an alien invasion?
I hate to say it, but probably Shadow as he already has done it successfully once

* -be a tag-team partner for a wrestling match?
The wrestling kids from 'Shenmue'

* -courier a fraglie package overseas ASAP?
Vyse in his airship

* -host a television game-show?
Ulala
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Offline Orta

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Re: Sega Characters to Save Your Life!
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 08:25:27 am »
Do I have to give reasons?  :oops:

Who would you choose to help you:

* -watch your back in a bar-room brawl?


* -escape the city as it's over-run by zombies?


* -form a rock-band?


* -manage a business?


* -throw a kick-ass awesome party?


* -take down a crime lord?
I'm not sure about this one.

* -get your pregnant wife to hospital?


* -break you out of prison?


* -be a getaway driver for a bank-heist?


* -defeat an alien invasion?


* -be a tag-team partner for a wrestling match?


* -courier a fragile package overseas ASAP?


* -host a television game-show?
He needs his own game.
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Offline George

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Re: Sega Characters to Save Your Life!
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 08:36:22 am »
* -watch your back in a bar-room brawl?
Kazuma

* -escape the city as it's over-run by zombies?
G

* -form a rock-band?
Manic the Hedgehog

* -manage a business?
David Rosen (Jewish)
http://seganerds.thekartel.com/go/threa ... ga_founder)_was_a_Jew?pg=1

* -throw a kick-ass awesome party?
Amigo and Big the Cat (one is clearly on LSD and the other is high)

* -take down a crime lord?
Jack Wade

* -get your pregnant wife to hospital?
B.D. Joe

* -break you out of prison?
Delinger (Dynamite Cop)

* -be a getaway driver for a bank-heist?
Bonanza brothers

* -defeat an alien invasion?
Alien Busters

* -be a tag-team partner for a wrestling match?
Jeffry McWild

* -courier a fraglie package overseas ASAP?
Hunter from PSO

* -host a television game-show?
Ulala
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Re: Sega Characters to Save Your Life!
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 12:53:10 pm »
* -watch your back in a bar-room brawl?
Tails is SOOO cute that everyone would stop fighting when they saw him, and be like "Awww... He's so cute, I don't want to fight anymore. ^__^"

* -escape the city as it's over-run by zombies?
Tails could lift me up out of the city and fly me to safety, then with his ultra high IQ, he'd cure people of zombie-ism and the world would be happy.

* -form a rock-band?
Tails is the best choice to front a cute boy rock band. ^__^

* -manage a business?
Tails has a super high IQ, so he would know how to manage a business!

* -throw a kick-ass awesome party?
Who wouldn't love to party with Tails?

* -take down a crime lord?
Similar to the bar fight scenario, Tails would soften his or her heart until the crime lord stopped being mean. ^__^

* -get your pregnant wife to hospital?
I wouldn't ever have a wife. ^^;;; However, for someone else's wife, it might be like "Tails, quick! Get this woman into the Tornado!"

* -break you out of prison?
I'd never go to prison, since I'm a good law abiding person. ^_^ However, I know that if I did need help, Tails would be right there for me.

* -be a getaway driver for a bank-heist?
Honestly, I would never do such a terrible thing. ^^;;;

* -defeat an alien invasion?
Tails has proven to be a wonderful sidekick in saving the world before.

* -be a tag-team partner for a wrestling match?
Much like in the bar fight situation, Tails would make other wrestlers give up and not want to fight someone so cute and sweet. ^___^

* -courier a fraglie package overseas ASAP?
Tails is very gentle. I trust him. ^__^

* -host a television game-show?
Tails, of course! That show would garner huge ratings, too.
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Re: Sega Characters to Save Your Life!
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2010, 01:34:20 pm »
I think Orta and George already summed it up pretty well.
But I think my choice would be,



FOR ALL OF THEM!
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Re: Sega Characters to Save Your Life!
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2010, 02:09:16 pm »
Fluffy and Sharky did not read the rules, start over!  :x  [spoiler:feo52ld8]Majima is a great answer for everything though[/spoiler:feo52ld8]

* -watch your back in a bar-room brawl?
Kazuma Kiryu

* -escape the city as it's over-run by zombies?
Detective Washington, motherfucker!

* -form a rock-band?
Mania from Trouble Shooter/Battle Mania. The girl has some pipes!

* -manage a business?
Dr Robotnik, because every year he always seems to have enough supplies to be able to make whole islands full of robots!

* -throw a kick-ass awesome party?
Arnold Palmer. He would serve his different beverages, tell everyone his great stories and invite his good pal Tommy Lasorda, who also has amazing stories, banana nose!

* -take down a crime lord?
Blaze Fielding from Streets of Rage because after we take down Mr X we would go watch the sun set by the ocean.  :oops:

* -get your pregnant wife to hospital?
Gus from Crazy Taxi

* -break you out of prison?
Tails, because he would bring in a goddamn mech that transforms into a plane!

* -be a getaway driver for a bank-heist?
Lizard-Tail from 18 Wheeler American Pro Trucker, because his ride can go through tornadoes without any issues and he is also "The NUMBER ONE TRUCKER IN THE U.S. OF A, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!"

* -defeat an alien invasion?
 :!:  Ecco the Dolphin  :!:

* -be a tag-team partner for a wrestling match?
Goh Hinogami, because he is fucking crazy

* -courier a fragile package overseas ASAP?
Vyse the Legend!

* -host a television game-show?
AiAi, because he is a really good dancer
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Offline fluffymoochicken

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Re: Sega Characters to Save Your Life!
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2010, 02:26:56 pm »
Quote from: "Sega Uranus"
Fluffy and Sharky did not read the rules, start over!  :x
Overruled by the power of ultimate cuteness.
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Re: Sega Characters to Save Your Life!
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2010, 02:32:45 pm »
Quote from: "fluffymoochicken"
Quote from: "Sega Uranus"
Fluffy and Sharky did not read the rules, start over!  :x
Overruled by the power of ultimate cuteness.

I agree that Goro Majima is really cute too.
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Re: Sega Characters to Save Your Life!
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2010, 02:50:43 pm »
Majima from Kenzan is even better than Majima from Yakuza 3 Sanus you baka!
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Re: Sega Characters to Save Your Life!
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2010, 06:31:03 pm »
* -watch your back in a bar-room brawl?

Just look at him! Holy shit he'll kill them with his stare alone. Not to mention Ethan Thomas seems to spend most of his time beating up homeless people and psycho's with improvised weapons.

* -escape the city as it's over-run by zombies?

If she can protect a little girl from murderous angels in a sinking plane, then I'm sure she could keep me alive from some zombies. And look good doing it.

* -form a rock-band?

He counts right? Can't argue with that star power and talent.

* -manage a business?

Gotta go with Robotnik. He seems like the smartest guy I can think of.

* -throw a kick-ass awesome party?

No explanation necessary.

* -take down a crime lord?

Again, just for someone different. Larson from Eternal Champions/Chicago Syndicate.

* -get your pregnant wife to hospital?


* -break you out of prison?

His ship destroys the walls, then he lowers the rope ladder to lift me out and escape.

* -be a getaway driver for a bank-heist?

Outrun dude is a pro at making a fast getaway without causing any accidents.

* -defeat an alien invasion?

He has a chainsaw on his arm.

* -be a tag-team partner for a wrestling match?

Best. Moveset. Ever.

* -courier a fraglie package overseas ASAP?

In their blimp!

* -host a television game-show?

Late-Night gameshow where he can swear and get pissed off at contestants.
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Re: Sega Characters to Save Your Life!
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2010, 07:58:07 pm »
Who would you choose to help you:

* -watch your back in a bar-room brawl?


* -escape the city as it's over-run by zombies?


* -form a rock-band?


* -manage a business?


* -throw a kick-ass awesome party?


* -take down a crime lord?


* -get your pregnant wife to hospital?


* -break you out of prison?


* -be a getaway driver for a bank-heist?


* -defeat an alien invasion?


* -be a tag-team partner for a wrestling match?


* -courier a fraglie package overseas ASAP?


* -host a television game-show?
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