spread rumours about other forum members here.

[Sharky]

I heard this whole forum is fucking gross.

Yeah, I agree. This thread was destined to be trash from the beginning. It was inevitable. =P

My last post was merely a statement on where things had headed.

RITE... You were just being ironic or something and had nothing to do with it.

It's not like you brought up,
Yaoi, orgies or fuckin' George...  on separate occasions.


On another note,
I'm pretty sure this is a He-male:

[fluffymoochicken]

It's not like you brought up,
Yaoi,

That was a silly post to counter your gross post, and to make Shadi laugh.

Nothing about a shaved body is disgusting, either. In fact, it's a cleanly habit.

orgies

The satire escapes you. I posted that as a response to how so many of you were using the thread to discuss other people's sexual preferences.

or fuckin' George...

The term was "make love", and that was a comeback to a post by George saying that I "[pound] vag" - another needlessly disgusting post.

Anything else you would like to be explained?

[Barry the Nomad]

Poundin' vag is far from disgusting, it's awesome.

Different strokes for different folks I guess.

OH! And rumor alert:

Sharky is planning on implementing a dharma system.

[Emmett The Crab]

Emmett has pubic crabs, But he makes his doctor call them Lobsters.

I was hoping mine would be about something other than VD.  I get a little tired of heard "...you have crabs (laugh at own joke)"

[Sharky]

Emmett has pubic crabs, But he makes his doctor call them Lobsters.

I was hoping mine would be about something other than VD.  I get a little tired of heard "...you have crabs (laugh at own joke)"

Jeez, no need to be so crabby.

[MadeManG74]

I think I forgot to Emmett last time so here goes:

Emmett the Crab once bought Scotty Pippin as an indentured servant when he mistook him for an Apple Pippin. He was dissapointed when he asked him what games he can actually play and he only really played Basketball properly (Which has been outlawed in Alaska after several deaths in a game in 1987). Not to be dissuaded, Emmett then went on a search to see what games a Pippin should play and was determined to teach Scotty to play said games with him rather than just taking up space in his attic. When a google search revealed nothing, he gave up and decided to just play some Dreamcast games with him instead. Scotty beat him in a particularly heated match of 'NBA Showtime: NBA on NBC' at which point Emmett set upon Scotty with axe handles until he agreed to a rematch.

[Sharky]

Emmett plays for the New York Knicks.
Emmett eats problems and shits solutions.
Emmett gave up selling houses to Alaskas and now lives in a suitcase outside Arbys.
Emmett voted Mc Cain because he straight up hates black people and woman.
When Emmetts alone in his house he puts on his wifes underwear and pretends to be a Ninja.
Emmett also has crabs... =D


Emmett you must realise that the endless 'crab' related banter means we regard you as part of tha team! Trust me... The repitition of tired old jokes turns you from a generic every day member to one of the gang, if you arent known for something you arent know, period. Mademans the suit wearing New Zealander, Fluffys the flamboyant girlyman, Aki is the terrorist, Jonboy is french, George is an illigal alien, TA and Joe are argumentitive, East is insane... Max caddy eats childrens hearts... the list goes on.

Trust me on this one, back in school one of my best friends was an inch shorter then me and I made sure he knew it every day of his life... right up until his suicide.... JK, Were still good friends to this day and hes still small.

[MadeManG74]

Emmett plays for the New York Nicks.

Fuck the Knicks.

[Sharky]

Emmett plays for the New York Nicks.

Fuck the Knicks.

Haha, that video is the only reason I know of the Knicks... Love that vidya.

[MadeManG74]

Oh really? Thats surprising, they are a pretty popular team. I even heard somewhere that someone on this forum plays for them. Not basketball though, I believe he plays Accordion or something during their half-time break. Not officially, but he manages to slip past security with generous use of Chloroform.

[Emmett The Crab]

I've had this screen name for about 20 years since the days of BBS, so when I complain about the "you've got crabs" jokes, it's not because I think Segabits/Seganerds says it too much, it's because it's literally everyone's joke, and they all laugh like they are the first ones to come up with it.  I can't remember the first time I heard it, but it makes my teeth hurt.

So I don't take it personally, but it's like hearing the same knock-knock joke every day for 20 years.

I like the Pippin one though.  I don't know if any games ever came out for that.

[crackdude]

Knock Knock..Who's there?
Not Kogen! ...I heard he's banned

[Orta]

Emmett has a Zune.

Crackdude and Max love Benfica.

Sanus was seen with Shadi buying condoms.

Aki eats pork. And likes doing so.

George pays for Xbox Live.

Snowcats once hit a stalker with her purse.

[crackdude]

Crackdude and Max love Benfica.

Orta love teh penis and testicles  :evil:

[Orta]

Not funny.