So today I bought a chili con carne, which was supposed to be super hot. In fact it came with a real warning lol. Now I ate two portions of it. I really like hot food, granted by the second plate of it my nose was running and i needed to drink milk with it... But frankly it was enjoyable and was far from 'too hot' for me. The girlfriend on the other hand had about 3 mouthfuls and gave up.
So here I am, about 8 hours later... Nature calls... (It’s a number 2!)
OMFG... fire and brimstone!
The warning on the label should have specifically said 'if it doesn't get you on the way in, it'll sure get you on the way out'
How can I even restore the PH balance of my arse? I cant drink milk through it!
My arse looks like the Japanese flag right now!