So a couple days ago the most awkward situation arose.
There I was at my University's library, studying with a friend of mine for the then upcoming Mathematical Analysis exam (which went down horribly by the way).
Out of the bloody blue, my ex-girlfriend comes in with a colleague of hers (not her boyfriend, if she has one).
So she comes over me and gives me a two-kiss compliment (normal hello in Portugal). She asks if she can stay there. I'm baffled! "Sure I guess" I reply with a confused look on my face.
So for the next hour and half she just sits there listening to her classical music while the other dude is reading some book. I start to get nervous and lose my focus, so I can't concentrate on my studying.
I text my college chick cuddly friend in an attempt that she coming over might scare my ex off, but she's in class.
Meanwhile she grabs my laptop and goes facebook all over. I'm in no mood to even care.
So I get up and go to the bathroom. At this point I'm mindfucked beyond comprehension an can't figure out what the hell she's doing there!
I fresh up, and again I sit, this time with renewed confidence.
She starts small talking and stuff. We talk for about half an hour, me struggling to not spit on her face like I should. At this point my friend is up to the happening and is looking at me like "dude, what the fuck".
So she finally decides to leave (the other dude is long gone by the way). And she asks me if I may walk her out. I may say lots of shit about her, but she does know how to persuade a dude.
So after a minute long walk to the door she says something like "so I guess I'll see you around some other time.. chaau"
I'm just staring now. I have no idea what was that all about. I am mentally tired.
I go to the nearest cafe and ask for a bica (strong short expresso).
And that's my story of the week.