Sure he was talkin' about your tires? He could have been hitting on you.
Well, I did wax my chest and back recently, so I looked a little slimmer.
But no, the tires were too smooth, that is there is supossed to be a 0,006 inch of space between the tires and the tire marks, and I got a 33$ fine that will be mailed when I replace the tires(I haven't been fined yet, I have to fix the tires, go the police station to get their documents signed, get my papers back and then I will be fined.