Dang Piro, hope both your wife and aunt get well soon.
Was attacked on Wednesday night when I was out with my GF. Was walking back to the train station after dinner (I just came off of work so was still in my suit!) Guy came running upto us cause we bumped into him (Is this Yakuza??) I apologised but he swung a punch towards me and then hit my GF, then I went and hit him with a bag full of curry (Wait what? This is definitely Yakuza.) that ended up exploding all over his face. After a few swings from me (One free hand and one carrying a bag full of items.) the guy ran away.
We're both fine and can laugh about it though, shame my suit is ruined now, I seemed to have ripped it during the exchange of blows but at least neither of us got seriously hurt.