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Offline Sharky

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The definition of a real man.
« on: August 05, 2010, 10:24:47 am »
Just read this guys life story... Hes like some kind of super hero.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
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Offline fluffymoochicken

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Re: The definition of a real man.
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2010, 11:30:15 am »
He doesn't seem like a "real man" to me. True men don't wish for 10 more years of war and death; that's more like what a neo-conservative psychopath would wish for.

I'll call him what B.A. Baracus calls "Howling Mad" Murdock: He's a crazy fool. :P
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Offline Sharky

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Re: The definition of a real man.
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2010, 12:15:39 pm »
Fluffy no offense (ok, a little offense) but you wouldn't know a real man if it hit you in the face.

Also you are missing the point.
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Offline fluffymoochicken

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Re: The definition of a real man.
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2010, 12:24:15 pm »
Sorry, but I don't equate mental illness and reckless behavior with manhood. :P

A real man wouldn't spontaneously hit me in the face like that, because a real man thinks through his actions and acts with maturity. I'm afraid that you're thinking of a 12 year old boy's fantasy of what a "real man" should be.
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Re: The definition of a real man.
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2010, 12:47:23 pm »
Jack Churchill and that dude who lifts refrigerators over his head are real men.

Here is a list of various men leisure activities in order of preference:



Clearly the real men mentioned above enjoy most, if not all, of these. I'll bet Jack would be home computing right now ere here alive today.
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Offline Sharky

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Re: The definition of a real man.
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2010, 01:36:53 pm »
Quote from: "fluffymoochicken"
Sorry, but I don't equate mental illness and reckless behavior with manhood. :P

Thats exactly where you're going wrong.
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Re: The definition of a real man.
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2010, 12:00:38 am »
Historically speaking, manliness is linked to courage, strong wills and tests of strength, which is why you hear people calling Rambo, Indiana Jones or Segata Sanshiro manly characters, and not someone like any male from Kingdom Hearts or something.
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Re: The definition of a real man.
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2010, 12:29:55 am »
This guy's wild. I mostly enjoyed the fact that after all the fighting, he designed a surf board.

Also: funny how "toilet" beats out eating.
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Offline Sharky

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Re: The definition of a real man.
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2010, 08:11:30 am »
@Soup, Yeah his life reads like some kind of made up list of awesome things...

Some of my high points,
He killed people with a bow and arrow in World War 2...
He was the only unharmed person in a mortar attack and he played the baggpipes!
...Then he took up surfing.
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Re: The definition of a real man.
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2010, 08:34:12 am »
If he played bagpipes, I'm going to assume that he also threw those telephone poles in his spare time.
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Re: The definition of a real man.
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2010, 02:39:12 pm »
Definition of Manliness
[spoiler:2d8rk4pz][/spoiler:2d8rk4pz]
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Offline Sharky

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Re: The definition of a real man.
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2010, 07:36:48 pm »
Quote from: "Pao"
Definition of Manliness
[spoiler:39i4875f][/spoiler:39i4875f]
Not real, denied.

Read my link to find out what a real man is.
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Re: The definition of a real man.
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2010, 09:09:21 pm »
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Some of my high points,
He killed people with a bow and arrow in World War 2...
He was the only unharmed person in a mortar attack and he played the baggpipes!
...Then he took up surfing.

He is so badass that he probably did all of those at the same time!
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Re: The definition of a real man.
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2010, 01:38:00 pm »
Quote from: "Sharky"
Quote from: "Pao"
Definition of Manliness
[spoiler:28kifhqy][/spoiler:28kifhqy]
Not real, denied.
You do not deny Kenshiro.
Kenshiro denies YOU!
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Re: The definition of a real man.
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2010, 05:11:49 pm »
Real man? I thought we already had a Bentley Jones thread.
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