The Ryo Hazuki forklift is such a massive, massive ripoff, but I bought it without even thinking about it.
I then got a big steak and cheese sub. Have not had one in a long time, a true man's meal.
I also picked up some "GT Cola" to go with it. I know it was a huge risk to get a no-name brand like that, but it is actually pretty good! I am impressed.