That AVGN guy makes a ton of cash.
Which is why we gotta start crankin out SEGAbits videos, show our faces in them and then crank out a DVD. Set up a table at a con, and presto! $15 a DVD, internet celebs! Cash money!
Little nerdy teenagers will get all nervous around us, asking for autographs and pictures with "the SEGAbits crew".
We need a catchphrase too...