THE MAFIA 2013 April Fools Madness

[Barry the Nomad]

ive banned that sega hater. Centrale has been... punished...

[max_cady]

 

Ah, ah,ah... As you wish sir. Business before pleasure.

[max_cady]

[Barry the Nomad]

[Barry the Nomad]

Will shifted our great Mafia forums down to the bottom. screw him and screw the police 

[mylifewithsega]

consider yourself sonic the hedgehog and me the shadow the hedgehog
except i do actually have a weener and pants on. so fantasize me as shadow the hedgehog with underpants on
and fantasize u as being sonic the hedgehog with latina string on with cupcake patterns

You do realize I'd piss on you if I was on fire, right? Yes, I could be burning to death - screaming in horrible agony - and I'd still take the time needed to spite you properly.

[Emmett The Crab]

How many Kudos do I get?  What's the shipping cost per Kudo to Alaska?

[Barry the Nomad]

You get 20 kudos points, I added an extra 10 to cover shipping.

[Happy Cat]

20 kudos for mylifewithsega

[Pao]

[mylifewithsega]

I'm at -11 now. I'm crushed. Is the Mafia gonna' spank me with a gold-encrusted strap-on?

[Happy Cat]

I'm at -11 now. I'm crushed. Is the Mafia gonna' spank me with a gold-encrusted strap-on?

LOL

[Happy Cat]

yo, i got this guy i want you to rough up. his name rhymes with "lemmie"

i dont want you to hurt him or anything really. jus smack him with a rolled up nintendo power, right on the ass. i want a red lil spot on dat haterz booty. red as Mario's hat, you dig? so not too hard, cuz i dont want a Sonic blue spot on diz boyz ass. just a lil Mario mark.

I'll give you 100 kudos if you do it.

OH GOD LOL

im so slow, i just realized who you are referring to XD

[Barry the Nomad]

Will gets a blue Sonic mark on his azz, cuz he is true blue

[Centrale]

Thanks a lot you jerks.  Five thugs showed up at my flat yesterday afternoon and beat the hell out of me with copies of MSR.  And those old jewel cases are brittle and sharp.