* -watch your back in a bar-room brawl?
Tails is SOOO cute that everyone would stop fighting when they saw him, and be like "Awww... He's so cute, I don't want to fight anymore. ^__^"
* -escape the city as it's over-run by zombies?
Tails could lift me up out of the city and fly me to safety, then with his ultra high IQ, he'd cure people of zombie-ism and the world would be happy.
* -form a rock-band?
Tails is the best choice to front a cute boy rock band. ^__^
* -manage a business?
Tails has a super high IQ, so he would know how to manage a business!
* -throw a kick-ass awesome party?
Who wouldn't love to party with Tails?
* -take down a crime lord?
Similar to the bar fight scenario, Tails would soften his or her heart until the crime lord stopped being mean. ^__^
* -get your pregnant wife to hospital?
I wouldn't ever have a wife. ^^;;; However, for someone else's wife, it might be like "Tails, quick! Get this woman into the Tornado!"
* -break you out of prison?
I'd never go to prison, since I'm a good law abiding person. ^_^ However, I know that if I did need help, Tails would be right there for me.
* -be a getaway driver for a bank-heist?
Honestly, I would never do such a terrible thing. ^^;;;
* -defeat an alien invasion?
Tails has proven to be a wonderful sidekick in saving the world before.
* -be a tag-team partner for a wrestling match?
Much like in the bar fight situation, Tails would make other wrestlers give up and not want to fight someone so cute and sweet. ^___^
* -courier a fraglie package overseas ASAP?
Tails is very gentle. I trust him. ^__^
* -host a television game-show?
Tails, of course! That show would garner huge ratings, too.