Maury saga continues:
So I'm home sick today, get a knock at the door, it's Pizza Hut (WTF?). The pizza has a note attached saying the same thing the Maury people told me on the phone. THEN the pizza lady dialed a number and was like "I was instructed to call them when you receive the pizza" and was like "yeah, he's here" then she whispers "they wanna talk to you, but i gotta go, i got more deliveries and they only paying $5."
so i got on the phone and rushed the Maury woman along due to the pizza lady having to leave, I received some hints and was like "is it Lincoln, my friend from college?" and the Maury woman says "well I don't know if she- er, they gave that info" and I said "did Lincoln get a sex change like I heard he did?" and the Maury woman said "uh, I think you guessed it. So can you come? Two days, this Thursday/Friday, we can pay you $150 and cover travel". I declined, due to having a job and projects need to be finished, plus 2 days notice is impossible. LOL then the woman then offers up $300, like that'll get me! I would lose more than $300 in unpaid vacation days, lol. So I said no, but gave her the phone numbers for two friends of mine who knew the dude/dudette. What a day...