I hate dirty BJs.
(Bentley Jones made a remix of a song and called it "DIRTYreMIX", and I was going to post a video of the song to follow it up in this post to conclude this joke as a reference of me hating dirty blow jobs, but I could not find the song or any proof it existed, but because I love you guys and I was overly proud of this joke I wanted to make an explanation as to what it was all about as I know all of you dislike him and that is a neat reference, in my honest opinion. Anywho I know you are disappointed there is no joke in the place of the one I was setting up, but because I am a nice guy I thought I should help you all out, so I will tell you that Bentley Jones lies about his age and he is actually in his early 40s, it should be obvious with his receding hairline.)